Funniest stuff you've read so far about the Warriors

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  1. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    One comment was that Jamison and Murphy = Pretty good inside-outside combo

    The responses were:

    1.) Pretty good if you don't want your forwards to pass

    2.) Yeah, until the other team gets the ball

    3.) Pretty good if you don't care about making the playoffs

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    Another funny one was regarding draft pick Rodney Carney's listed height of 6'7 to actually be measured at 6'5 in predraft camp and a power forward Cedric Simmons to be closer to what Antwan Jamison measured to. (Simmons is actually measured at 6'8 versus listed height at 6'10) This prompted some to question power forward Amare Stoudamire's height of 6'10. The answer was Amare was 6'8 and a half without shoes, 6'10 with shoes.

    The reply was 'Did the high heels cause him to injure his knee?'

    Post some funny things you've read about the Warriors.
     
  2. AlleyOop

    AlleyOop JBB JustBBall Member

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    It was funny when Adonal Foyle was talking about playoffs and how he thinks he deserved the contract he got, but I can't remember the source.

    It was funny when MDJ was shooting 24% from the field and criticizing his teammates in the media.

    There was a hilarious link on the ESPN boards titled "I just got my new Duns" and we all posted about our new Dunleavy shoes. In fact, I'm going to start that thread right now (with a delete waiver).
     
  3. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    Guy #1: I'm not sure what people are seeing in Sene

    Guy #2 in response to #1: No thanks to anyone who just started playing basketball like last week.

    Guy #3: Hey, he swished two consecutive free throws. Take that, Foyle and AB.
     
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    CohanHater JBB JustBBall Member

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    My brother said that he wished the bubble burst in 1992 so Chris Cohan would've been bankrupt and never bought the team.
     

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