<u>The Punisher</u> The Punisher: I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand. Joan: Which section? The Punisher: The obituaries. The Punisher: Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher. Frank Castle: Si vis pacem, para bellum. Frank Castle: In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment. <u>Spider-Man I and II</u> Peter Parker: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man. Uncle Ben: Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility. May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. <u>Man on Fire</u> Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. Lisa: What are you gonna do? Creasy: What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me. Lisa: You kill 'em all. Creasy: Revenge is a meal best served cold. Creasy: I am going to ask questions. If you don't answer fully and truthfully, you will suffer much more than you have to. I'm going to cut your fingers off. One by one, if I have to. Rayburn: A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. <u>Scarface</u> Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f----n' a--holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f----n' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! : What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f----n' a--holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f----n' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! Tony Montana: I'm Tony Montana! You f--k with me, you f----n' with the best! Tony Montana: You wanna f--k with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! Tony Montana: I never f----d anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of s--t up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move. Tony Montana: You think you can take me? You need a f-----g army if you gonna take me! <u>Office Space</u> Bob Slydell: I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the f--k does that mean? Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. <u>Batman Begins</u> The Scarecrow: There is nothing to fear, but fear itself! Batman: It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
HOW DID I FORGET THAT ONE, LOL, I'M SO STUPID <u>Pirates of the Caribbean</u> Will Turner: You cheated. Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate. Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Jack Sparrow: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy? Jack: NO? NOT GOOD? STOP? NOT GOOD. What are you doing? You?ve burned all the food, the shade? The rum! Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone Jack: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire Royal navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it? Jack: But why is the rum gone?
"The Snozzberries...taste like Snozzberries!" -SuperTroopers does it have to be movies? i like this one response Moe has to a prank call... "Listen you freak, if I ever find out who this is, I'm pull your eye balls out of their sockets and shove em down your pants so you can SEE me kick your ass!!" Oh i forgot... From Friday... Chris Tucker: "I know you dont smoke weed...but Ima get you high today. It's Friday...you aint got no job...and you ain't got sh** to do!!"
Zoolander Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Derek Zoolander: You can read minds? Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small... Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this! Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. Matilda: What? Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. Derek Zoolander: Mer-man! [high-pitched cough] Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!
<u>Pirates Of The Carribean</u> Jack Sparrow: You, sailor. Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? [pause] Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man. Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails. Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
Movie quotes-classic Godfather-"Leave the gun, take the Cannoli" Full Metal Jacket-"Does this mean Ann Margaret won't be coming?" Dirty Harry Magnum Force-"A man's got to know his limitations" Animal House-"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" Caddyshack-"Now I know why tigers eat their young"
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting monty001:</div><div class="quote_post">^^ I love that movie. Can't wait till part 2 comes out</div> Yea, but i don't expect it to top the first one.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman</div> I love that quote. It's kinda confusing, but it makes so much sense.
"Around here between nomandy and weston we call this here a lil twenty, twen twen n****" or "You got knocked the **** out man" Chris Tucker-Friday Homer- "Let that be a lesson to you lisa, never love anything" Lisa- "even you dad" Homer- Especially me"
