Official Dave Chappelle Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TheFreshPrince, Jul 17, 2006.

  1. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    2,323
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Post some of your favorite (show or stand-up) jokes/skits.
     
  2. Riot

    Riot JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2005
    Messages:
    478
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    "You'll be walking down the street and you'll see a bunch of black dudes walking, not just any old black dudes, we're talking 'thugs'. And in the group, they got one, or two, sometimes as many as three white guys with them, you ever seen that ****? Well let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in them groups. it's true, man. there's no telling what kind of crazy **** they've done to get them black dudes respect, but i'll tell you they've done some wild ****." - Killin' Them Softly

    One of my favorite skits:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ScSIYDDJFU...ave%20chappelle
     
  3. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    2,323
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    ^^awesome, and they are the ones that talk to the cops.

    Al the chip bits from his standup. I cant remember it off the top of my head, but they are awesome.
    -sorry officer, i didnt know i couldnt do that
    -WELL NOW YA KNOW
    -you didnt know you couldnt do that????
    -pretty good huh, because i DID know i couldnt do that.
     
  4. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2005
    Messages:
    12,734
    Likes Received:
    14
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    United States
  5. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    2,323
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Brian:</div><div class="quote_post">classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxpfsp7VMg...piss%20on%20you

    "I want to piss on you."</div>

    o man, i have that on my ipod,lol.

    the p diddy skit on the show.

    "think about, how are the 5 best rappers in the world.... Dylan,Dylan,Dylan,Dylan, and Dylan."

    Cant stop, wont stop, eh o eh o (starts dancing)
     
  6. purehoops

    purehoops JBB KGSource

    Joined:
    May 29, 2003
    Messages:
    3,299
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    I am enjoying the last few episodes they are currently airing.. sad that Chappelle didn't finish up.

    I actually found the controversal pixie skit to be funny. If you know that was one of the big deal to Chappelle about tippy toeing around the line of sterotypes.

    I love all the Chappelle episodes.
     
  7. asdf

    asdf JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2005
    Messages:
    439
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
  8. playmaker15

    playmaker15 JBB Droppin Dimes

    Joined:
    May 26, 2005
    Messages:
    3,313
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    That Pixie skit was HILARIOUS. I like the Making the Band skit too.

    "I rhyme and I rip, I rip and I rhyme, this is what dylan spits."

    Wyclef you want some of this hot fire?
     
  9. Sasha

    Sasha ...since the beginning.

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2003
    Messages:
    3,950
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    About the pixie skit, I had never seen it and I really didn't take that much defense to it. I think the main purpose it's become so controversial is that it people lack humility in their lives. Even though they stand up and say racial profiling is wrong, they won't admit that they themselves do it but when they're confronted by it it becomes a huge issue. Hypocracy at its finest.
     
  10. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2004
    Messages:
    8,315
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    I heard Chappelle got pissed when a white guy in the audience was laughing extra loud at the black pixie skit.
     
  11. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2005
    Messages:
    8,749
    Likes Received:
    75
    Trophy Points:
    48
    I Know Black People is by far my favorite skit, totally underrated among the Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories, Black Bush, and all the other greats from season 2.

    Heres a link to the skit:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=xThv-BbDnwo
     
  12. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    2,323
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    I cant believe no one has said the black white sepremists skit yet. That skit is unreal. I laughed so hard at it the first time. I'd post some quotes, but i dont think its too appropriate
     
  13. The One & Only

    The One & Only JBB The Orlando Tragic

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2006
    Messages:
    1,842
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
  14. bball_spida

    bball_spida JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2004
    Messages:
    249
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Reperations for slavery was good as!
     
  15. The One & Only

    The One & Only JBB The Orlando Tragic

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2006
    Messages:
    1,842
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
  16. AznxBaller

    AznxBaller JBB Back...

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2004
    Messages:
    2,530
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    The one where he played the blind black guy who was in the KKK.
     
  17. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    2,323
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Franchise4Ever:</div><div class="quote_post">http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJ7qMqYOkRU

    BEST ONE! It relates to bball as well [​IMG]</div>

    i got this on my ipod. Shoot the J, SHOOT IT

    the reperation one is super funny too. Suprisingly watermelon has stayed stable [​IMG]
     
  18. dunksworth

    dunksworth JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2004
    Messages:
    524
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting TheFreshPrince:</div><div class="quote_post">I cant believe no one has said the black white sepremists skit yet. That skit is unreal. I laughed so hard at it the first time. I'd post some quotes, but i dont think its too appropriate</div>
    Yep, that was from the very first episode and it's, imo, the best skit from the entire series.

    Am I the only one who didn't find those pixie skits funny? And it's not b/c I found them controversial and offensive. I felt he took it too easy on the blacks (they like fried chicken.... who the hell doesn't??) and didn't do enough research for the asians. Given the premise of the skit, I felt it could've been much funnier..... but that's just me i guess.
     
  19. Chuck

    Chuck JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2004
    Messages:
    998
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    His standup > his show
     
  20. TheFreshPrince

    TheFreshPrince JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    2,323
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38

Share This Page