lol i found these around... enjoy btw i meant to write Detriot Lion joKES o well Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Detroit Lions. Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team? A: Because then Detroit would want one. Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
LMAO. I always laugh at people bashing horrible teams. Kick em while they are down! I like the Billy Graham one the best.
