Favorite Barkley Quote

With Barkley considering running for governor, I decided to make this thread. I don't know how the two topics are related but so what.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."
Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there." </div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Kevin: "Iguodala was on fire!"
Charles: "He wasn't on fire. He was just excited he got to shoot in a game."</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">On Andre Iguodala scoring 30 points at the Rookie-Sophomore game: "He's just getting all that shooting out of his system before he goes back to work on Tuesday."</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">After Nate Robinson kept missing dunks at All Star Weekend: "He can't get depressed, he plays for the Knicks."</div>

 

He's so goddamn funny, especially his face looks so damn funny Giant Baby with mustasch.

 

hahah i love the one with nate robinson and the knicks

 

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Justbringit2422:</div><div class="quote_post">hahah i love the one with nate robinson and the knicks</div>

lol same here.

 

There's so many; the guy is super funny.

 

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble. That was hilarious.

 

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">On Andre Iguodala scoring 30 points at the Rookie-Sophomore game: "He's just getting all that shooting out of his system before he goes back to work on Tuesday."</div>

Amen.

Nate Robinson's was the funniest though, the Knicks really are the laughing stock of the league...

 

"Isiah Thomas is building a championship team... too bad it's in San Antonio."
Charles Barkley on the Nazr Mohammed deal.

After Ernie asks if Charles has ever been to another country: "I've been to Alabama, that's like a third world country."

Ernie was talking about Ray Allen's complaints of Bruce Bowen.
Charles: It's called defense, Ernie. I wouldn't know anything about it, personally. But I've heard it through the grapevine.

Kenny: "I worked out with my brother, Vincent, when I was growing up -"
Charles: "What do you think this is, Family Tree Hour? People at home don't care who the hell your brother is!"

After a loss to the Bulls in the early 90s: "It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife."

On high school star LeBron James entering the NBA draft: "I don't think it's fair to the fans because when you draft a high school player, you know he can't help your team for two or three years. That means you're just ripping the fans off for two or three years."

On the Portland Trail Blazers serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."

"He [Kenny] said Yao Ming's gonna get 19 points. If he gets 19 points in a game, I'll kiss [Kenny's] ass."

On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

"The NBA's in disarray - a white guy won the slam-dunk competition. We need to have another Million Man March." Sir Charles responding to L.A. Clippers rookie Brent Barry winning the slam dunk competition.

"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

 

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Justbringit2422:</div><div class="quote_post">hahah i love the one with nate robinson and the knicks</div>

That's the best one.