If the Warriors were Marvel/DC comics superheroes who would they be and why?

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  1. Kwan1031

    Kwan1031 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Foyle = Beast...
     
  2. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    Biedrins = Elongated man. Because the guy is just so lengthy.
     
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    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    Why does that superhero sound so gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting custodianrules2:</div><div class="quote_post">Why does that superhero sound so gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.</div>

    Which reminds me...(and I'm going to preface this by saying I live in the Castro and have absolutely no prejudices against gay people) when the Fantastic Four came out, a friend of mine and I thought "Flame On" was the gayest-sounding catch phrase of any superhero. So this inevitably led to a contest to see who could come up with the gayest sounding, though plausible, superhero catch phrase. The best one I could come up with was, some sort of swashbuckling superhero who said "Swish!"

    (I really wanted to come up with another superhero just to keep this post sorta on topic, but I just don't have any more.)
     
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    Iknow that you only wanted DC or Marvel characters but I think Baron could be Mr. Glass from the movie unbreakable as portray by Samuel L. Jackson. Very brittle character = can't play a full season.
     
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    Dunleavy has been Clark Kent so far. He just can't find a phonebooth.
     
  7. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting wtwalker77:</div><div class="quote_post">Which reminds me...(and I'm going to preface this by saying I live in the Castro and have absolutely no prejudices against gay people) when the Fantastic Four came out, a friend of mine and I thought "Flame On" was the gayest-sounding catch phrase of any superhero. So this inevitably led to a contest to see who could come up with the gayest sounding, though plausible, superhero catch phrase. The best one I could come up with was, some sort of swashbuckling superhero who said "Swish!"
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    That catch phrase is probably least likely to repeat itself when any Warriors player tries to shoot a free throw.
     
  8. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    Zarko = Aquaman.

    Pretty much because he's been kind of useless this season (far away from the ocean). Unless his shooting offense is there, the ballhandling and passing go to waste. Wow... why does that sound familar with Dunleavy?

    Zarko used to be able to communicate with fish (Biedrins/Tskitishvilli).
     

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