All Hall of Famers, future Hall of Famers, and the other people. I am proud to call myself a Hall of Famer as of 1:46 PM Pacific Time Zone of December 20, 2005. I'd like to use this time to take you guys back in time of my days in the NFL-Forums leading to this milestone. Let's start with last nights MNF game with the Packers at the Ravens. I really had like a flash back when Deion did this. And I was super surprised when I found out that the Ravens scored on their opening drive thanks to a punt return by B.J Sams. And that huge block that Ed Reed did taking out B.J Sanders. Boller had his best game of his NFL career against who? The Packers. There was another topic about them having the ranked 1st passing defense going against a "highly criticized" QB. But to expect just a win was too little. They did more than win. They actually outscored the Packers by 45 points! I think I'll stop there. Now onto my recorded interview just outside my house. Reporter 1: Now here is the man, MK coming out of his house. MK: Now with the questionaire. Ask me any questions. Reporter 2: After last night's game, do you expect better things out of Boller? MK: Yes. Reporter 1: Have you ever questioned his abilities? MK: Next question. Reporter 3: Rumors have it that you have worn a paper bag over you're head while watching previous and last night's game, is that true? MK: Next question. Reporter 1: What about Favre, do you think he will retire? MK: Next question. Reporter 2: Are you going to show any feelings as Favre announces his retirement? MK: Yes. Reporter 3: What are those feelings? MK: Happiness. Reporter 2: And about the Ravens defense, do you think Ray Lewis is getting too old? MK: Next question. Reporter 1: Do you think the Ravens will beat the Minnesota Vikings like they did against the Packers? MK: Uhh... Sorry folks, but the interview is done right now, see you later in 4000 more posts! And to show that I haven't forgotten you guys, here are some of my favorite quotes that I found in the memory bank, some are recent though. "the pass he just threw to mason is better than any throw ever by vick" -BearsFan1 "You're all right for a Raven's fan" -JustBry07 "If I were to rub it in your face I would be a little more harsh than saying 4 words. Also think before you post! Why would a Packer fan rub it in a Ravens fan face when they just beat the Bears? In fact I was hoping and hoping for the Ravens to pull it off. I was more so defending the Ravens defense anyways since GoChicago thinks giving up 10 pts is the sign of Armageddon when it comes to your defense I guess. Also I care because the Ravens are the only team I care about in the AFC." -porky88 "u wanted Boller hurt... hey ur a nice guy " -J-E-T-S 1083 "Give it a rest, Boller is the worst QB in the league and will never be able to hold Favre's jock strap, The Pack will be just fine next year, Favre will play better football at 70 than Boller ever will, The Defense is going to be improved just enough to keep us in games, and with offense still just as high powered we will be marching up and down the field just you watch. Your guys D will be great no doubt about it, but how can you say Favre's aging without saying it about Ray Lewis? Ray seems to be slowing down a bit himself." -Florida Packer "That said, Boller sucks. Regardless of what Sharpe thinks." -Pack Attack "Boller sucks..." -Pats37 "I dont care how good ur D is Boller sux." MysteryMan "I, too, am not convinced Baltimore can succeed with Boller at the helm unless the team turns in a Dilfer-esque performance. They do have some more offensive weapons, but the key will be Boller." -Cowboy71 "Boller can't do it period." -kcgsc "But I am glad to see that Boller is hurt." -MKIV_Supra And thanks to: DolfanDale, for giving me the idea of a speech on the 1K post. TheBeef, for unveiling his "secret identity" and kept me in suspense in the offseason. All Packer fans, who constantly battled with me about Boller and keeping me anxious to see how you can downgrade Boller day by day. All of the people who didn't use the whole summer school thing against me. BearsFan1, whose witty remarks seem to amuse me even though I don't get most of the things he says. DaPackersGb, for helping me get some free posts when you kept ranting on other nonsense. JustBry07, for being the "good guy" in the NFC against the Eagles fans. All Eagles fans, for coming up with something to say even though most of it are about Vick sooner or later. tko51, for making my days more funnier everytime I see the Bills play. vikingfan, for not being as strict as he is with the rules and being such a cool guy... MKIV_Supra, because you rock man! Brett Favre, my agent, for making a deal with the media for the interview. Drew Rosenhaus, for not saying anything during the interview. Reporters 1,2, and 3, for coming up with the most ridiculous questions ever. And finally, all of the others who have posted during the Age of MK. Finally, for those who just skipped all of the way to the bottom because of my monotonous typing and thought they just want to sneak in a good job, congrats, or something like that I say, DAMN YOU, but thanks. But for those who actually read this, you have too much free time and I thank you. Even though this post was a little late, it was god enough because this took me 27 minutes to type.
wow 27 minutes to type u and u said the people who read this have too much time on their hands... congrats
Congrats to you for hitting the 1,000 post mark MK. P.S. Since it took you 27 minutes to type up, I read it all before I said my congrats. You can thank me later.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"That said, Boller sucks. Regardless of what Sharpe thinks." -Pack Attack</div> I stand by my words, despite the pistol whipping he put on the Packers last night. Hell, Brett Favre's 1995 statistics alone match up to Boller's entire career... 1995 Favre - 39 TD passes 4413 yards 13 Ints 359 Completions 5 40+ yard completions Boller's Career - 28 TD passes 5178 yards 29 Ints 506 Completions 7 40+ yard completions Congrats on the big win, regardless. The Ravens really made the Packers look silly last night... And BIG CONGRATS on your 1000th post!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pack Attack)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"That said, Boller sucks. Regardless of what Sharpe thinks." -Pack Attack</div> I stand by my words, despite the pistol whipping he put on the Packers last night.</div> Pistol whipping sounds too funny, just be glad you weren't playing for a playoff berth or something.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pack Attack)</div><div class='quotemain'>1995 Favre - 39 TD passes 4413 yards 13 Ints 359 Completions 5 40+ yard completions Boller's Career - 28 TD passes 5178 yards 29 Ints 506 Completions 7 40+ yard completions And BIG CONGRATS on your 1000th post!</div> OUCH! DaPackersGb, for helping me get some free posts when you kept ranting on other nonsense....Thanks... -.-
