This is Magic Mania where each week we pick a new member that is active in the Magic forum and the rest of us will get to ask him ANY question (as long as it is appropiate). Each member will be allowed to ask a maximum of 10 questions and the selected member will post their answers as soon as the deadline for submitting questions ends. I think it will help us get to know each other and would get the Magic lounge active again. asdf is this week's lucky participant. YOU WILL ALL EVENTUALLY GET A CHANCE TO BE THE SELECTED MEMBER SO JUST WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOUR TURN! Post in the sign up thread if you want to be a contestant. Ok guys, start asking asdf some questions!
1. Since you're a Raptors fan too, Bosh or Dwight? 2. Latoya or Chiquita? 3. Who is your hero? 4. Is JustBBall your favorite message board? 5. If you could have dinner (honey baked ham) with three people in history, dead or alive, who would you choose to invite and why? I'll think of more later.
1. how many borat segments have you seen? 2. does canada really have free health insurance? 3. what is brittney spears like in real life? 4. would you rather be stuck in a room for 24 hours with jessica alba or celine dion?
Why have I never heard of you? What does asdf mean? Favorite Mary J. Blige. Alicia Keys and Monica song? Favorite Jay-Z, Nas, Biggie, and Pac song? Favorite song? Some how, Some way, will we make it up out this hood one day? Gangstas do what they want, suckers do what they can. Agree or disagree? We all know Dwight Howard is better than Bosh, but by how much? Do you like Marbury? If not, explain yourself. Is sleep really the cousin of death? My du-rag got ripped yesterday. What color should my new one be?
1. Why are you so lonely at night? 2. Are you agitating my dots? 3. Who's your hero? 4. No changing the question: Why would GatorsowntheNCAA own you if we ever played 1 on 1. 5. No changing the question: Why is Swish the worst team leader? 6. If you could pick any player in the league to come to the Magic who would you choose and why? 7. Do you like lumberjacks or curlers more? 8. No changing the question: Why is the United States waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Canada? 9. So if Shaq Fu aka the Big Aristotle, the Diesel, had a conflict with Mini Me and Mini Me got pissed off and started sprinting at Shaq and Shaq saw him coming and once Mini Me got close Shaq palmed his head, picked him up and then punted him. Did Shaq get assaulted? (Actual scenario in my Legal Issues class) 10. No changing the question: Why will the Florida Gators become the first team since the Dukies in the early 90's to repeat as National Champs in basketball? Bonus question: What would you do if their were snakes on your plane?
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting MickyEyez:</div><div class="quote_post">asdf's got some serious work ahead of him... lots of QA goin on here.</div> He better do a good job if he wants to get paid.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post">1. Since you're a Raptors fan too, Bosh or Dwight? 2. Latoya or Chiquita? 3. Who is your hero? 4. Is JustBBall your favorite message board? 5. If you could have dinner (honey baked ham) with three people in history, dead or alive, who would you choose to invite and why? I'll think of more later.</div> 1. Dwight for sure if you're looking for an honest, unbiased opinion... But I'm still a bigger Raptor fan at the moment, so I'd say Bosh. 2. The way Chiquita sounds reminds me of quesadilla, so I'd pick that. 3. My hero... uuhh, Roger Mason Jr., of course. 4. At the moment, yes. I used to be a member of another forum for a long time now, but that place has gotten a bit too stale for my taste. Maybe its because Justbball actually forces forum members to not act like they have something shoved up their ass all the time n dey stopz pplz from typin' liek 'dis all da tyme n spammin n makin uslezz postz, aight homeboy? 5. No one. I'd keep the honey baked ham to myself, I love that stuff too much to share it with others. Maybe if it was Roger Mason Jr. I'd give him a piece. That guy doesn't look like he'll be finding a job that will be able to feed himself anytime soon. I'll answer the other questions later; I'm tired as hell and I wanted to answer Swish's questions first because I love him so much.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting MickyEyez:</div><div class="quote_post">1. how many borat segments have you seen? 2. does canada really have free health insurance? 3. what is brittney spears like in real life? 4. would you rather be stuck in a room for 24 hours with jessica alba or celine dion?</div> 1. All of the American ones, I own the two seasons of Ali G. I've seen a few British ones on Youtube, but they aren't as funny. 2. Not really. You pay for health insurance in your taxes, but hospitals are slowly becoming more privatized. 3. She's got a good jumpshot, pretty decent ball handling skills that allow her to create shots off the dribble, but isn't as good of a defensive player as I thought she would be, especially for someone with good quickness and speed that allow her score pretty effectively. 4. Is that even a question? It's like asking whether you would prefer to get laid by an incredibly beautiful lady or shove hot sauce in your eye.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">4. Is that even a question? It's like asking whether you would prefer to get laid by an incredibly beautiful lady or shove hot sauce in your eye.</div> hahaha... i dont know... canadians seem to love celine dion.
I figure I might as well finish off these questions since I'm such a popular poster here. <div class="quote_poster">Quoting MrJ:</div><div class="quote_post">Why have I never heard of you? What does asdf mean? Favorite Mary J. Blige. Alicia Keys and Monica song? Favorite Jay-Z, Nas, Biggie, and Pac song? Favorite song? Some how, Some way, will we make it up out this hood one day? Gangstas do what they want, suckers do what they can. Agree or disagree? We all know Dwight Howard is better than Bosh, but by how much? Do you like Marbury? If not, explain yourself. Is sleep really the cousin of death? My du-rag got ripped yesterday. What color should my new one be?</div> 1. No one has heard of me because I tend to post on and off at these forums. I'm trying to correct that though. 2. www.asdf.com for all of your answers 3. Monica.... Angel of mine was a decent slow song for me, but I don't listen to R n B as often as most people. 4. I find Jay-Z pretty average, nothing really special pops up in my mind For 2pac I like When We Ride on Our Enemies, and Nas... Too many to name and none pass by my mind. 5. We won't make it out of the hood, but we will sell them with jackets for only 48.99 6. I am a gansta. High five! 7. Dwight, but not by much... That'll change in a few years for sure 8. To be honest, he's portrayed as a really selfish and arrogant player, but I don't really like or dislike him. He's just another player in the NBA that seemed to have to much negative press but at the same time there's too much hype about him at times. 9. I sleep a lot... So I guess I'm sleeping with death's cousin. That's gross. 10. Probably a bit late for that, but blue is the greatest colour on the planet. Bah, my brothers kicking me off, I'll finish it tomorrow.