This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria: 1. Originality ..../10 2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10 3. Creativity ..../10 4. Rebutals ..../10 5. Flow ..../10 total _____/50 Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.
when it comes to freestyling i just have this thirst, so i guess ill embaress you first and start the verse. i dunno whats with your name, there must be some confusion with the garbage you spit, your name should be air pollution im a sick spitter, im the asian sensation. its just too bad you wont go far as you face elimination. you were wrong to join this battle, you should of backed down. your just like tmac, cant make it passed the first round. ill freestyle, flowingly and with grace and finesse this is just the first verse, next time it wont be so effortless.
I don't even no why you started this wit me you can call me D-wade because I bring the heat quickly out the first round? I think you need to check again by the end of these battles Ill come out the champion thats a gurantee homie, not an opinion Im hotter than fire so you cant handle what Im spittin you an azn sensation...but who has ever heard of you? Ill be 50 youll be ja rule and about to Murderrrrrrrr you! I aint mad at T mac but my back is stronger den dat I'll show up at your door with goons bigger than shaq you talkin bout efortless but you aint even on my level ask all the other people on this board, and theyll tell you I spit garbage now? saying that dont make no sense how could you say that when you never heard me spit? so now Ill close this out wit a couple of lines/ you call me air pollution but boy Im fresh all the time/ and ya mom is a dime/ask her about me she'll tell you that Im so fresh, I made her get on them knees
that freestyle was lame, you'll be the champion you claim? if your 50 cent then i must be The Game. speakin of 50 cent i really think that its strange, cuz thats what i left your mom i told her to keep the change.. if you think you got down with my mom, you musta been drinkin some booze the only reason she's on her knees is cuz she's prayin for you. you think your a crazy a spitter, but you gotta stop lyin', screw 50's movie yours should be quit now and stop tryin'. your tryin so hard to make some decent lines, but your just like chris anderson you can try a million times. i dont even need to go on, i dont need to make this long, cuz if i wanted to really dis you i could write a whole song. even if you were with my mom i cant imagine you ready to spoon unable to find a condom that fit so you used a waterballoon you can't win this battle all you can do now is pray, cuz i'll eat you up like i was at a chinese buffet.
you gonna eat me up now, what kind of line is that? since you wanna talk about movies, that was Brokeback listen to me when i tell you kid that you soo wack you keep talkin that smack is gonna get your face cracked how you gonna tell a brotha a condom dont fit all the girls I kno tell me Asian men DONT GOT IT you think your momma is on her knees because she is prayin but the real reason is because I just got done sprayin/ yea we were doin that adult biz then i pulled my pants up, and I left your crib now your mother didnt really want me to tell you about this but the truth really is that you are my kid it doesn't stop there I'm not yet done but I've decided to be nice and go easy on my son azn_iverson you cannot see me from now on your new name is mini B and just cause you mini me, dont mean I wont whoop ya no homo but Ill put that belt to ya I dont really have much else to say keep ya head up son tommorow is a new day if you ever try to step up to ya dad again I'll send you to hell like you commited a sin
damn right ill eat you up, its an expression if your a real spitter, nah i saw you two on maury and it turns out "you are not the father" you all ready know you've lost, so dont fake it like vince. when it comes to rap knowledge your a bigger homer than Fresh Prince damn you sprayed my mom, why you gotta spread the disease, im just lucky shes okay and doesnt have your herpes. what man? positions with your boyfriend weren't worth your while? you had to watch brokeback to find out how to do doggy style i forgot your mom died, go ahead to cry and be sad but keep your head up you've got replacements; two new gay dads your dissin' is a no-no, your delivery is just so-so your two homosexual dads look like fat joe and eric snow its okay to be embaressed, you know my spittin is dope if you pulled down your pants to check your penis, you'd need a microscope so go ahead and drop your shorts, go ahead and play but just know if this were a forum i'd PWN you like my name was Mr. J
azn dawg you have choose the wrong road if you wanna shoot out, Ima lock and load my name is Brandon, and I live to be trill not from OTR but I am the Real Deal I got my doggy style from brokeback? thats a movie I aint even seen but tell me why when I left your house I saw that on your Tv screen? I need a microscope to see if I got a penis? how would you even kno that when you have never seen it ask ya moms and she'll tell you about my gun/ if you dont understand her, i'll shoot it in her face so you can see where im cumin from I no I havent lost, but this makes no sense how could my mom be dead if you just gave her "50 cents" which story is it homie? you startin to look prettly lame you play hard and I'm bout to put an end to ya games I'ma put you to shame, its over now I got dudes on JBB readin this like "wow" you aint nothin but a clown, Im sorry and you saw us on Maury! then I guess you cant take me to court because the last 15 years i didnt even pay child support
you claim you got guns, you think you've got plenty? damn i never new supersoakers counted, whats that a SP20? how can you say you havnt seen it, that movie is yours. as a matter of fact, i checked and you were one of the directors. you's a pedaphile son, touchin kid in places like r. kelly girls tell me because of your small dick doing you feels like slappin bellies i told you, you aint my daddy, and even if you didnt pay child support its not like you could of cuz you cant even afford you'll be beggin on the streets and i mean this literally you'll be like latrell sprewell unable to feed a family you cant find a date, and your lucky if you get raped. no woman wants to do you, so you always keep your hands in good shape. when you watch nba highlights you probably do "five on one" dunno if you know what that means but it dont mean basketball son
Ima get you azn Ima knock you out da first round, Im like a young Iron Mike the bad thing about it is you havent put up much of a fight Im turnin the lights off, its time to say goodnight I kno you cant see me, I'm no where in sight my first intial is B, yea dats right call me Killa B ,because Ima take yo honey tonight I seen you ask Brian to extend the time I no why, the truth is u runnin out of lines whatever dawg I can run for days your weak rhymes aint gettin me phased I hold my own, and break ya bones-like AI when I cross you, Im used to schoolin punks, and I just taught you I've taught you that effin with Air Fresh is one thing NOT TO GOT YOU
Ill rip you one more time before I leave for da day I wish I could stay, but I got money to make I no you scared to lose to me, I can tell run yo ass over with a drop on some spinnin wheels, since im like latrell you azn_Iverson dawg what is that? Id laugh my ass off if I ever saw an asian dude with braids and tats the only similiarity is that neither of you can rap mess wit B and I swear to you youll get your face fatt I'm r.kelly and a pedophile what is the problem wit you? the only kids Im touchin are the ones like you no homo dont try and make it out like that what I mean is that youll get touched wit a gat your window of opportunity is gone, I done threw out the key take a minute and thank god for surving a round with B next time homie you might not be so lucky I'll lyrically murder you, and leave your mic bloody
i aint puttin much of a fight? common you know that aint true cuz when it comes to freestyle artest raps better than you. what are you shakin? are you breakin'? my head is now achin' cuz im scared if your invisible, you must be gay like clay aiken. you best stop spittin, your better off to quit, if you were invisible just come outta the closet. yea ill say good night, cuz i was with your girl last night and i kno your there smiling, cuz i can see the yellow light i dunno what you want, but ill call you killa bee, cuz you'll be buzzing arround spreading HIV. if i keep free-in like this i dunno how long you'll survive, so you should go buzz home back on to your hive. i havnt learned **** from you, this is my final warning i've been owning you all night, and ill do it all morning brian just close this thread, cuz this fool can't battle with the pros hey yo, killa bee why don't you fetch me some honey nut cheerihoes i see you've got money to make, and thats how you roll but tell me B, why do you have to strip on a pole? im scared to lose, man your too funny, cuz if this were yo momma id leave here with the cash muhney. if your so lyrically talented, why are people sayin i've got this won its sad, cuz if you were my daddy, you'd be beat by your own son you say your a great rapper, you probably have a dream to pursue but if you was a true rapper, you wouldnt rhyme you with you. don't worry when you lose, people will congratulate your loss right after, yea, thank god i survived a round with you, without dying of laughter.
be careful my rhymes are fierce, cross me at the wrong time and youll get shanked like pierce that aint a joke either Im serius are you in your right mind to battle me you must be delerious I dont spit I throwup, cause Im sick and mysterious Ima hit you, have blood pourin out your head like a period. Im like a cobra Im all over the place eff with me again and Ima spit my venom in ya face people tellin you you gott this battle won? them people tellin you that gotta be on drugs I aint no dealer but ill still give yall dat crack step to the pimp and like a ho youll get back slapped you aint no famous dude, you aint gettin no deals my fist must be charcoal cuz you mess wit me, itll be in ya grill and thats for real you gotta suck ya dad just ta get a meal! im tellin you azn this is the end of the road, the end of the line you shoulda been smart and paid attention to the caution signs this battle is mine and you shoulda stopped when u had a chance now its time to take ya ass beatin like a man no homo again, I do not what you thinkin you prolly wanna d and your mouth and swallow it like u drinkin you wont ever be the same after this whoopin they might have to check your ass into a mental institution stop now, its the first round and Im bout to send a haymaker when I connect we'll see whose gonna be the one who really shakin I no it must hurt all these shots that you takin but if you been patient, ima end this now I no now, this is a battle that im ownin Hey brian go ahead and tell me my next opponent thatll be my next victim cause Im vicious dare anyone to try me, youll be sleepin wit fishes I dont run with the mafia, but you askin for a death wishes
your saying i have to suck my dad to get my own food? damn the only reason you say that is cuz you miss being screwed. fresh, you MUST be gay, yo man whats the deal? why the hell would i suck you, to get my meal? man its really sad you gotta get a mate, cuz i thought you was my daddy, and i thought you was straight. haha if i wanna get a meal b**** i just get my plate, if you really miss the feelin of suckin why dont you masturbate haha you sound so angry, your patience must be growin thin i don't even have to post a verse cuz either way id still win i dont have to sit here, readin this crap, people are tellin my i've won because they KNOW rap. you'll spray venom at me? man you need to see a hygeinest cuz the only thing you spray, is jizz from your dads' penis how you gonna tell me that my road is done? cuz after this win it has just begun. after this battle for you there will be no more, so might as well read other battles to find out who you can cheer for. go ahead, just check some battles you can be a silent reader, or better yet you can be umair's only supporting cheerleader. if you wanna freestyle battle, you gotta learn to rebuttle, cuz all your tryin to do is act gangster to win this battle. your wannabe free style dont rhyme and it doesnt flow, you tryin to free, is harder than watchin shaq shoot a free throw haha.. i aint hurtin' at all and its YOU that seems pissed, dont worry you can tell your friends you battled me, as i practiced. you must of beat a noobie too, cuz all of this is just karma you say this is a battle? well to me its just warm up. i dunno what you were thinkin, you didnt understand what i meant cuz your just my practice dummy, im waiting for a worthy opponent when they made this freestyle battle, it wasnt to fool around cuz if you say your a true rapper, your a bigger bust than kwame brown i dont have to have to be a wangsta or have claims that are absurd theres no need to hurt you, ill diss you til your emotionally disturbed you'll be disturbed so deeply your every thought will be haunted, then maybe you'll stop acting like the guy from malibu's most wanted
i saw you lookin at the thread, and yet you did not post readin my lyrics, made you feel like you just saw a ghost i know im not supposed to post but ill make this quick, our freestyles are almost gettin as long as my dick, so ill stop now so you have a length that your familiar with.
azn said: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">i told you, you aint my daddy,</div> then says <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">cuz i thought you was my daddy,</div> Man I got this. I thought we went on maury and I turned out not to be your father, homeboy your keep digging your hole farther and farther Im not even gay, thats my point whats wrong with your kid, you been locked in da joint? all I see is your little gay jokes, maybe thats because you are homo I honestly don't understand what people see your rhymes are cheesey as hell, when all I make is cheese how you gonna talk about my flow, Im a beast that is at least compared to you, you type "haha" when you rap like that sh** is cool when that sh** is really wack, you ain't on my level fool Ima knock you off the cliff once and for all think your last thoughts, than enjoy the free fall cause when you hit the bottom your a** is done my rhymes is sick, you should already no that son Ill smack you with my mic, maybe thatll teach you a lessson you people need to get off this mans, sack he aint Jin, and that Malibu comparison was WACK cause I aint never try to be someone I aint, my rhymes are like paint, they stick to the walls of ya mind inhale to much of em and you might die dont say I didnt try to warn you and be nice but you gotta learn your lesson somehow right? my rhymes i hard, and I dont spit bars I'll throw dumbells, eff throwin a shell anybody thats real can tell that you fake, and Im legit as hell this aint even a warm up for me, its more like a shoot around if you keep effin around youll get shot to the ground people sayin you winnin gotta be retarded, I'll bring my team back as if I was Miller at the Garden you choose the wrong path I bet you wish you never started it I'm clutch ,I aint missin no free throws at all bi**h I'm cool dog, your lines do not phase me Ill put 13 on ya in 35 seconds like McGrady Im tellin you Im crazy, you cannot beat me you got more bandwagoners then the Miami Heat the same dudes givin you props should kno your arent better than Big B you had a couple decent lines but your pretty much an amateur tell me who has ever heard of an AI wannabe rapper from Canada? if you wanna keep fightin thats cool with me cause Im an animal I kno as you type your losin every inch of your stamina your weak dawg Im tellin you you cannot handle this, with your wack flow B will chew you up and spit you out like you were chewing tobacco if ou still wanna eff with me than LETS GO Im tellin you tho Im lethal like Methol and even tho I gont hang with goasts Ill pull up with a phantom, and cook you like a roast this beef aint even close, I can brag and boast you gonna end up behind me and get burnt like toast I kno this battle is over, Ima put up a toast Edit: Eff it dog I aint even done yet Im like Dre, you Like Nate Rob, everybody knos Im the best and we all no thats your chances of winning are suspect cause Kenny Smith aint judging this damn contest eff writing a song, I could make an AZn diss bible I wont stop spittin till I have the Battle Title Im takin over B**ch, Air Fresh yo tyrant so bow down to my thrown, cause u cannot eff with dis diss I aint King James, but JustBball is my witness
aite so air fresh thats gonna be your last verse, i dunno wanna hear another dis, or another lame curse. dissin me is like goin deeper and deeper in your own hole, just like isiah paying players like he had an unlimited payroll man you aint original, your every other line has whack but i'll finish you now so that your unable to come back. once you've been dissed by me its like bein diagnosed with cancer, i build up, quiet you down until your so weak you cant answer you'll need a systematical plan for therapy, like a regime you cant come back from this battle even with both miller and mcgrady on your team cuz both of em don't compare to my dream team, with AI to cross you up and kareem to ruin your scheme your style, your flow, your lyrics dont even stick to the same theme after im through, your dim light of ideas won't get any brighter, might as well quit now and hire The Dream as your ghost writer, stop denying that your obsessed with touching the youth, your just pissed cuz i called you gay and you cant handle the truth. it aint my fault you werent blessed with my lyrical gift, now the only thing that can help you is a mircale lift. fresh you havnt won, but you tried your best punk, its just to bad when god made you, he was high AND drunk thats how your mother ended up givin birth to some junk. your mom shoulda takin it in portions, or gone through with the abortion cuz your defective, demented, and out of proportion hated you so bad she wanted to abandon, but she held on and named the piece of shiz brandon son, you've run out of luck, and now your done and stuck, don't be pissed cuz yu got your ass kicked by a canuck. agreeing to this battle, you were rolling the dice to take a price, next time be more precise, ask for some advice, becuase your about to get sliced. man you a sucka at rapping you rhyme the same words twice, you gotta stop and think try to maake your rap nice. dont say im not at your level, cuz that gives me more energy, and more fuel call me the bus driver cuz im taking you to school. don't ever disrespect me fool, cuz i can be cruel, you think that its cool but b**** ive won this dual. i've got supporters and a clan, all the way from china to japan don't be hating on me man, just cuz you aint got a fan. ill tick you off like a bomb, im the detonator device ill steam your ass like a dumpling and serve you over rice. this battle has died, cuz you just got fried, i've ruined your pride, busted you open wide, you had to decide, and you tried to make a stride but its over cuz i'm bout to eat with soy sauce on the side. talents like me are rare, but i did not spare you cuz that would be unfair air fresh to me you don't even compare, i swear its over just go chill wit umair this wasn't even a battle cuz you was just a rookie, you need all the luck you can get, i shoulda gave you a fortune cookie b**** stop tellin brian to notify your next foe, cuz i'm your first, your worst and your final one bro. for you this is the end of the story, for me this is just the start of my glory, but take of your shoes biatch cuz this is asian territory. its done, its over this b**** accepted his defeat, yo mr.j, bks where do you wanna grab a bite to eat. any ideas of where to eat? i was thinking chinese. B you can come, but one false move and your eating on your knees dont bring backup fresh ill whoop all your "killa bees" i'll tear all of them right open so you can see their flesh hey waiter ill have some steamed dumpling and i want them air fresh.
you actually wrote back, I dont even no why? you shoulda just took your whoopin, but you must wanna die I killed you with my last verse so I dont even gotta try this battle is done, I broke ya back no brokeback, so I dont even have to bring my team back I'm already ahead, your rhymes are dead dont you notice your raps are getting repetitive I'll stomp you out punk leave a Jumpman on ya head eff battling you I got better s**t to do instead Im replyin to you at college, actually when Im done I gotta go to class Im done eatin ya lunch, meet me after my next class no homo azn, Ima straight whoop ya ass the thing is you and your team is weak azn you couldnt beat me if you had Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee you see? Im better then you, so take the L if you disagree, duck I might throw a shell its time for me to drop another dumbell you cant handle the weight so we kno youll fail dont come in the jungle, if you cant handle the heat you'll be lookin black and yellow after I leave you in the street you read my battle last night and I kno you couldnt reply your bit** a** probably when into mental shock you prolly realized and said "messin wit B is gonna get me popped" Ill pop you like a zit cause your rhymes is s**t you need to get a damn job, and get off my tip puss will be runnin out of you once I popped you I told you dawg missin with me is something you should not do and if any n***a in here wanna disagree I'll leave him black and red like the Jordans on my feet ya sig is kinda funny, your gonna get owned if your Jins apprentice then Ima SERIUS JONES this battle is over go home your rhymes are weak you stupid in the dome wit your gay ass lines take a damn seat I'm already a step above you, how is the bottom of my feet?
thats funny and crazy, you idolize serius jones? shiz your jokes are older than the flinstones. see serius jones battled jin and jin got beat, but jin challened jones again and jones couldnt take the heat. jin knew he could beat him, when the time came around but serius was a ***** and a coward he denied and backed down. see thats how the battle is with you and me you may have beat me with one verse but when i respond you flee i checked the thread last night, to see how your freestyle unfurled but i didnt have the chance to post cuz i was f***kin with your girl ill own you in rap on every occasion, ill stomp your crew like an invasion shiz bruce lee's MOM can whoop your ass don't be hatin cuz im asian. you'll leave me with a jumpman? black? red? white? and yellow? shiz man what you showing off your colors like you just learned the rainbow? you must feel the frustration, cause of my domination i aint hatin on your nation, just YOU cuz you need an education, after this battle ill use my money, and form a foundation for donation, for people like you who can't resist the temptation of using some vibration. you can't get rid of me or my disses, im just like weed, your greed, leads you right back to me. smokin hot disses, lets you know whos superior. then it gets inside your body, and deteriorates your interior. the smell of smoke and defeat, my disses you cant beat, they get bigger and better as they swell, inside your body they dwell i'm winning this battle, im winning this war your addicted to me, cuz i have you commin back for more ass whoopin that is, cuz you know im still toyin around you try to bounce back but i pound your ass back to the ground your just like a wimpy hound, that i found, ill send you back to the compound i dont even know why you entered, cuz ill just chow you down. screw the hound comparison your more like a puppy from bow wow. air fresh your battle gonna make me snooze, cuz you rapped half your shiz, bout your nike shoes. you must be suckin on some cum or rum, cuz your jokes are getting dumb "your stupid in the dome" you'll think better when you get your thumb outta your dads bum
Live from my laptop, and I ain’t done Scratch you off my list of problems, cause this battle aint no longer one The thing is though, I’ve got this battle won How many times must I say that before its all said and done? I gotta enough blaze to light up a forest Your rhymes are getting similar, you need to pull out a thesaurus I hate to tell you this but your rhymes are just OK You never on your grind, when I hustle everyday If you were smart azn you’d listen to what I say And what Im gona say is you aint winnin this battle today You were a problem before, but you aren’t now because I’ve solved you Call me The Answer, and the Problem Solver This diss has potential to be really, really long It’s literally not in your interests to battle me on JBB, so go play some ping pong And that’s real, not even a lie Look under interests in his JBB profile Serius Jones may not have took Jin’s new propose Jin already lost so it’s pointless I suppose So that’s why I say I’m like Jones, dude Cause seriusly I’ve got better s**t to do I ain’t asian but I’m something like a dragon When I open up my mouth, all fire come out Watch your step or youll get burned Tell me Azn when will you learn? Man one of my verses could make a tight song, I started this verse at school but now I am bout to take it home I’m gonna tell you now that Ive got some knowledge I need some education? I’m only 16 in college. You thought you did, but I didn’t think you knew Don’t tell me I aint smart, when Im prolly smarter than you I could go forever its easy for me to go off wit this….. I don’t need to sign the Dream, I’m gonna get Umair to finish you off for my next diss
