This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria: 1. Originality ..../10 2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10 3. Creativity ..../10 4. Rebutals ..../10 5. Flow ..../10 total _____/50 Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.
Best Kept Secret? I find that hilarious, It's no secret you're a whore like Paris, There's no debating, who's gonna win, Cuz when I'm done you'll be Gone Like the Wind, My punchlines are serious, my rap game is vicious, You mean nothing to me like the rest of my bitches, You're a bandwagoner you're not a true fan, Your stint on the DL is longer than Artest's ban, When the bullets start spraying you better duck, By playing with me homie you just ran out of luck, When it comes to rapping your game is thinner than Keon Clark, An Ontario Place attendant just kicked you out of the park.
Haha Im sorry I just had to Laugh You trying to spit is funnier than Mike Tyson tryin to do Math This should be over quick no need to try hard I’ll end this sh*t quick Its funny you talk about the DL I’ll place you there with your boy Tmac after I hand you this L Hell I got 99 problems but ur a** aint one Son Im the Best Kept Secret You’re the secret everyone wishes they never found out Thank god this a forum I don’t got to listen to ur mouth Lucky you dont see the signs you might have to change your route cuz when it says no dogs allowed you'd have to get out You should quit this quick or don’t Keep it our secret just like me and your bitch did
Man this cat got me rolling on the floor laughin', When you get drunk you're wacker than Eddie Griffin, You gon' be dissing my boy Tracy McGrady, But tell me how when you be the one getting no ladies, Hatin' on the Rockets is like playing with death, If you ain't careful you'll be down the wrong path, Your rhyme was weak, nothing matched, When I'm done with you you can call it a wrap, Quotin' Jay-Z like your name was Hov, Take away the V that's who you are, Ho, Man, I don't need to rap about you any more, I won't be answering when you be knocking on my door.
Ha hatin on the Rockets like playin with death? I' ll injure you bad just like your houston rockets you won't be able to bounce back, and those arent just raw threats Ok here we go this right here my final show trust me I wont choke I wont be like the Rockets Lookin like a game seven joke Im here to stay keep you at bay I aint Silky but I sure as hell am smooth Keepin in my groove like AI when he doin a crossover move Have you trippin like Antonio Daniels after the crossover times 2 This thing is over hell it never started This thing was over quicker than The Sonics stay in Seattle I aint gonna be a hater tho I’ll give you ur props You hooked me up at the store when u said “paper or plastic” I kno you searching for answers since my last post you been gone like the wind Lets be real theres no chance you will win This thing is a lock like a JBB mock So close up shop stock up for next year you got a bad twist of fate What Can I say? I don’t have anything against you lets get that straight Good luck next year mate
Man, how you be a rapper when your lines don't rhyme? C'mon, tighten your game up, you know we got time, Tryin' to diss me as if I make my money at Wal-Mart, When I told you I worked at an amusement park, I'm the MrJ of this battle, you're the Umair, Battlin' with me you're now in the wolves' lair, Now I'm not gonna be low and stoop to Momma jokes, Cuz I know with what I've just spit you gon' choke, You're a rook in this game, get your facts straight, When you lose this battle, just know it's fate, Now, you're not as bad as vcwannabe, I'll give you that, But you're pretty wack, and that's a fact, You could still go around running your mouth, But for real I've had enough of this, I'm out.
Lockedown don’t begin to describe what I got you on If you lucky I will slow down late give you a freestyle coupon In the wolves lair? Not even not close not even by a hair. This is amateur hour See Maurice Clarett over there throwing you flowers? This the third time Im goin there but hopefully the last When it comes to the big time ur like Houston a thing of the past Your MrJ? Only if the J stands for Jackson. Son you aint nothing but a distraction. Im getting tired 48 hours aint up yet? Man Im thinking Im just about to jet. This thing rapped up like a Christmas present. After this is over you will see why you aint nothing more than a peasant. I wish you luck though homie I hope we win. At least something you do will come up on the winning end.
You gettin' tired after three verses? Man, you a weak cat, No wonder after all these years you still carry a fake gat, The secret is no more everyone seen you rap, Common knowledge is you nothing like my homie Pap, You runnin' out of lines, while I'm like a machine, Dishing them out like a waiter with a mission, This thing's all but over, I'll play wit' you, When I win this we could start this anew, You keep dissin' the Rockets as if they're crap, But hey, you the one who pays to see Umair rap, Now I'm gon' tell you how icy I am son, I'm throwing out hundreds while you savin' the ones.
Running out of lines? Impossible Im on a super bowl run like Hines. Im a keep getting mine more illusive than Bush My sh*ts exclusive like my like my homie Swish I last longer than the energizer bunny If we keep goin I’ll make you look funny I got a fake gat? Why it get you to give me ur cake fast? Homie Im legit this aint some Gatlin **** I knocked you out after that first hit **** you in shock Like Rockets fans after the first minute off the clock You blew ur chance but I’ll let you advance I just want my props so ur reputation wont get enhanced
What's with you homes, don't you know it's time to quit? This ain't a contest anymore, chill out a bit, I can see you gettin' tired, runnin' out of lines, While I'm like Steve Nash, I'm still droppin' dimes, You knocking me out? Now, that's a travesty, You've been mugged 50 times, hey you live in New York City, While we're talking boxing, I'll set you straight, I didn't need 12 rounds, all it took was eight, Now I'm the one with the title, standing on top of the Garden, While you the one standing on the corner rocking to Joe Budden, Want more, I could go on for days, nights, and then days, If you looking to get served I got numerous ways, Man, azn_iverson's nothing, I'm the best since Jin, In my major league debut, and I've already got the win.
both of ya'll were sick... but im gonna have to go with BKS, his were funny. Locke 1. Originality 13/15 2. Rhyme Scheme 15/15 3. Creativity 4/5 4. Rebutals 15/20 5. Flow 5/5 total 52/60 BKS 1. Originality 15/15 2. Rhyme Scheme 13/15 3. Creativity 5/5 4. Rebutals 18/20 5. Flow 3/5 total 54/60
I'm voting for Locke. I thought BKS's line length was all over the place and Locke's rhymes fit better. Their punchlines and creativity were about equal for me, but I think Locke's flow won it in the end.
I don't know if we're supposed to use the voting scheme or not but I'mma vote by pickin one verse from both and breakin it down: BKS: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> Haha Im sorry I just had to Laugh You trying to spit is funnier than Mike Tyson tryin to do Math This should be over quick no need to try hard I?ll end this sh*t quick Its funny you talk about the DL I?ll place you there with your boy Tmac after I hand you this L Hell I got 99 problems but ur a** aint one Son Im the Best Kept Secret You?re the secret everyone wishes they never found out Thank god this a forum I don?t got to listen to ur mouth Lucky you dont see the signs you might have to change your route cuz when it says no dogs allowed you'd have to get out You should quit this quick or don?t Keep it our secret just like me and your bitch did </div> I liked the Mike Tyson line and the last line as well, even though the flow is off on that part as well some of the other parts of the verse. But overall, it's pretty nice I'd say. Locke <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> Man, how you be a rapper when your lines don't rhyme? C'mon, tighten your game up, you know we got time, Tryin' to diss me as if I make my money at Wal-Mart, When I told you I worked at an amusement park, I'm the MrJ of this battle, you're the Umair, Battlin' with me you're now in the wolves' lair, Now I'm not gonna be low and stoop to Momma jokes, Cuz I know with what I've just spit you gon' choke, You're a rook in this game, get your facts straight, When you lose this battle, just know it's fate, Now, you're not as bad as vcwannabe, I'll give you that, But you're pretty wack, and that's a fact, You could still go around running your mouth, But for real I've had enough of this, I'm out. </div> The personal disses using other JBB rappers made me laugh (vcwannabe and Umair) and I thought your flow was good. I'm gonna have to vote for Locke because BKS you had some nice lines but I think Locke's overall flow combined with the fact that he had some nice punchlines as well gives him the edge. I think this was a close battle to judge. I'm gonna vote on the other battles later on tonite but I wanted to vote on atleast one battle before I left. Good job both you guys
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm voting for Locke. I thought BKS's line length was all over the place and Locke's rhymes fit better. Their punchlines and creativity were about equal for me, but I think Locke's flow won it in the end.</div>I agree, except I would give Locke the slight edge in creativity, as well.
This was a tough battle but at the end, I'm gonna go with Locke. His lines flowed smoother, while BKS, at times, was a little shaky. A good battle nonetheless.
