Battle Round 1 - vcwannabe vs Voodoo Child

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  1. Really Lost One

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    This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria:

    1. Originality ..../10
    2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10
    3. Creativity ..../10
    4. Rebutals ..../10
    5. Flow ..../10

    total _____/50

    Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.
     
  2. Legacy

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    Good luck VC.


    I'm up against Voodoo Child?
    Then this rap battle is gonna be wild
    He's the sucka that's stuck battling with me
    My ryhmes hurt like getting stung by a bee
    You don't wanna mess me
    I'm like a Tracy McGrady who is on fire
    and if you try to go against me your brain well just get tired
    When I play ball the fans chant MVP
    And after that all the ladies are all up on me
    And your mom was one of them
    and from what I've heard you like men?
    That aint right man
    This is why they call me superman
    Cause I'm so fly, and I'm with your mom
    and I'm the best rapper here and I'm the bomb
     
  3. Legacy

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    Where is VC?
     
  4. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    well we all know who won this one

    vcwannabee won, by default
     
  5. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Nah, I'm voting for Voodoo. Even though he didn't post, he still didn't make a complete fool of himself like vcwannabe did. At least Voodoo still has his dignity.
     
  6. Squishface

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting 44Thrilla:</div><div class="quote_post">Nah, I'm voting for Voodoo. Even though he didn't post, he still didn't make a complete fool of himself like vcwannabe did. At least Voodoo still has his dignity.</div>


    Now now, just because that was a godawful abomination doesn't mean he doesn't have dignity. Tell me you didn't double over and clutch your guts when you read this. That's the sign of a true artiste.

    PS Just so we're clear there's a lot of half kidding going on here.
     
  7. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    I couldn't get on JBB for more than maybe a minute these last three days for personal reasons, so that's why I didn't reply.

    What's the reason for starting it so soon? Why not a weeks notice so that we get all the competitors? Talking to J_Ray, the same thing happened to him. He left for a few days and came back to see that he was eliminated by default.

    I'm not placing blame on anyone but myself for not showing up, but could we extend the time period on all the competitions that people didn't show up for so they can have time to be notified of it?
     
  8. Trip

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    Don't worry, you still won.

    My vote goes to VC for not making a fool of himself. He didn't choke, he knew silence would beat vcwannabe's verse.
     
  9. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    I don't think making an exception for J Ray and Voddo Child would cause any harm....

    let them go Brian
     
  10. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Nah, I'm voting for Voodoo. Even though he didn't post, he still didn't make a complete fool of himself like vcwannabe did. At least Voodoo still has his dignity.</div>

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Don't worry, you still won.

    My vote goes to VC for not making a fool of himself. He didn't choke, he knew silence would beat vcwannabe's verse.</div>

    Harsh.
     
  11. Iggy

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    hey man.. what can you say.. if brian gives VC a chance then i'll vote.. but right now its obvious wannabe won.. haha you guys are being brutal..
     
  12. Karma

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    Extend the battle, both people need to get thier verses in. Who knows, maybe Voodoo Child could be the next Umair? [​IMG] (dont worry VC I'm sure you're not that legendary yet)
     
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    For all of vcwannabe's haters this is for you.

    You think I got no skills?
    Then you must be taken some stupid pills
    You must be on crack
    if you think my rhymes are whack
    get yo head outta yo ass
    is it true you gay like Lance Bass
    I've got skills like Vince Carter
    plus I'm way smarter
    your raps suck they aint cool
    I hope you gotta a bus pass
    cuz I'm here to take you to school
    I'm the king when it comes to rapping
    by the end of this rap yall gonna be clapping
    I'll see your mom tonight
    and she'll blow me from dark to light
     
  14. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    hahahahahahaha
     
  15. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">your raps suck they aint cool
    I hope you gotta a bus pass
    cuz I'm here to take you to school
    </div>

    Thats right up there with Umair's lines.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">For all of vcwannabe's haters this is for you.

    You think I got no skills?
    Then you must be taken some stupid pills
    You must be on crack
    if you think my rhymes are whack
    get yo head outta yo ass
    is it true you gay like Lance Bass
    I've got skills like Vince Carter
    plus I'm way smarter
    your raps suck they aint cool
    I hope you gotta a bus pass
    cuz I'm here to take you to school
    I'm the king when it comes to rapping
    by the end of this rap yall gonna be clapping
    I'll see your mom tonight
    and she'll blow me from dark to light</div>


    Lance and I were going to adopt, but I'm leaving him, I want <u>you</u> to have my children.
     
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    Trip 2000000000000000000000000

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    Way to build on your legacy!
     
  18. Legacy

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    Damn, if you mess up everyone gets on your damn case.
     
  19. Really Lost One

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    Alright, due to popular demand, I will be extending the battle. I'm so sorry for the short notice. This is the first time we are doing this, so everything is a bit unorganized.
     
  20. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You must be on crack
    if you think my rhymes are whack
    get yo head outta yo ass
    is it true you gay like Lance Bass</div>
    F-I-R-E.
     

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