This Team Is Most Like Eastern Conference New Jersey Nets: Batman…Just when you think that one show is done…a Movie and another show pops up, and they tend to be pretty good. Boston Celtics: Canadian Idol… Everyone usually sucks except for one person… and they’re not even that special to watch…oh sure some people will havea good night, but normally, they suck…they all just suck… Philadelphia 76ers: Rocky…Originally from the city of brotherly love, Philly looks good on paper and always gotta play hard to win, and just when they seem like their down, they get up and hit it for another couple of rounds….also the only team that seems like to like always having to run up hill close to the end of the season…. Toronto Raptors: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre…watching them just hurts… Indian Pacers: A Rubix Cube with one square wrong…They should win a championship, they have the talent to, but u just don’t see it happening …you’ll be stuck on that last piece until you get frustrated and end up fucking the whole thing up… Detroit Pistons: A train when ure late… No one likes playing Detroit, no one likes going to Detroit to play, that seven game series in the playoffs is always gonna get u tired and frustrated, and yelling won’t get you anywhere… Cleveland Cavaliers: Humpty Dumpty…Can all the kings horses and all the kings men, put this team back together again?! Chicago Bulls: The Three Muskateers: If this team is to go anywhere, they’re gonna hafta play all for one and one for all… Milwaukee Bucks: Person 2 minutes after plastic surgery…the wrapping is still on their face, you think they could be so hot, but until you see it, you can’t be sure! Miami Heat: Dwayne Wade….well their fate depends entirely on how this guy, not Shaq plays…if he plays well, they will do well… Orlando Magic: Steve Urkel…we watched him for so many years, even though he wasa geek and way overrated, we still watched him and continue to watch re-runs of him…even though we know at the end of the day he’ll still fall through a table and won’t get Laura, but we all hope it will work out…but it just won’t… Washington Wizards: Kwame Brown…everyone sees so much potential, but it is highly doubltful that any of this potential will actually do anything but take up space… Atlanta Hawks: I got nothing, cuz everytime I think of this team I think of how ugly Tyronne Lue is and how I don’t want to even talk about it… Charlotte Bobcats: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle…Nobody went to go see it in the theatres but afterwards it turned out to be pretty good! WESTERN CONFERENCE San Antonio Spurs: Jurassic Park 4…the first one was amazing, the second one kinda bored everyone, the third on barely made sense, no one wants to see another…its just boring, they’re just boring and no one wants to see it again, although its gonna happen again, no one wants to see it Houston Rockets: Guy on Steroids…All show and No go… Dallas Mavericks: Germany of World War 2.... Good fight, almost won it and backed by the biggest German you know… Memphis Grizzlies: William Hung…No one likes him and have no idea how he got so big and just wished he would go away…. New Orleans Hornets: Joey..... Fun to watch from time to time…but it really won’t get anywhere and we all feel bad… Denver Nuggets: A Koala…if it wants to, it can **** **** up…if it doesn’t itll sit down and look cuddly…. Minnesota Timberwolves: A weight scale…and u find out you lost 10 pounds…you feel weak, you cant lift as much, but people say you basically look the same…but just cant feel the strength anymore…itll take a while to build it back… Seattle Supersonics: Edmonton Weather: When you don’t want it to rain…itll rain, when u need rain itll fall short…there’s just no consistency… Utah Jazz: Wizard of Oz movie…one giant group trying to find themselves…they get along great, they just gotta all find what they’re looking for and they should end up back in Kansas… Portland Trailblazers: New Orleans…after hurricane Katrina, it looks impossible to rebuild…. Sacramento Kings: Little Red Riding Hood…she knows the way to granny’s, its just a matter of getting there without any bumps on the way…and that basket of hers is so tempting but she has to remember she has to share it with granny… Phoenix Suns: Twista the rapper…gubba gubbba rubba roo blah blah blah blah blah blah bloo…go so fast can even understand how that **** worked…but it did and hey…HE WENT PLATINUM, and he still sounds so smooth Los Angeles Clippers: Butterfly…. You look like this caterpillar for so long and all ure friends are saying you can do it, you can do it! Become the butterfly and u know you can but u just don’t do it…well u finally did it and you can look perty while you do it… Los Angeles Lakers: Donald Trump…You always hear about the man being in debt, always being in money trouble…then why does he get so much t.v time and still have so much property, get a supermodel wife and all that ****…everyone still wants to see him fail or succeed, so they can decide which side to be on when he falls or when he takes over the world…
Did you make this up yourself? If not, please provide a link. I don't know what the hell the comments on the Rockets means. "All show, no go?" What show, David Wesley and Juwan Howard? Everyone else was injured most of the season.
My friend wrote this out because he was bored or thats what he tells me, I'm pretty sure he didn't get it of the internet and I asked his permission too but I thought it was funny and something worth posting up.
What the hell is this supposed to mean <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Denver Nuggets: A Koala?if it wants to, it can **** **** up?if it doesn?t itll sit down and look cuddly?.</div>
"Sacramento Kings: Little Red Riding Hood?she knows the way to granny?s, its just a matter of getting there without any bumps on the way?and that basket of hers is so tempting but she has to remember she has to share it with granny?" WTF?? please tell me you were stoned.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Humorous look at this thread: it is most like ....</div> Something that isn't very funny?
