Battle Round 2 - MrJ vs vcwannabe

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  1. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

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    <u>Standings:</u>

    1- Chutney
    2- MrJ
    3- Smitty
    4- Locke
    5- Junoon
    6- AznIverson
    7- vcwannabe
    8- Air Fresh


    Welcome to round 2 of the battle tournaments. Congrats for making it this far. In round 1, we have seen some epic battles, and legends were born. But now, round 2 has arrived, and the challenges will become that much harder. Who will win it all? That remains to be seen. But the battles will only get harder, and the competition will only grow greater. Good luck to all, and remember to have fun.

    ** - I will be extending the battles from 2 days to 3, because a lot of schools have already started

    ** - Please, only the battlers may post in this thread. Any comments should go in the discussion thread. Thanks
     
  2. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    *Turns on Got Ur Self A... beat*

    Ayo, yo, yo, uh...

    My punch lines are like a right hook
    If you?re not knocked out you?ll be dead
    Serve up rhymes I?m called the prime cook
    My lines blazes pages through this thread
    Ain?t no stoppin? me when I?m on my grind, cousin
    I?m once in a lifetime, you?re a dime a dozen
    My flow is so contagious, I?ll make the mic sickened
    Give the females my G-Mail and then Mike sticks ?em
    Man, the only time you oil a chick is when you fry chicken
    The way Daddy?s slaying you, I can get in trouble for being abusive
    What is this doing in the hip hop forum? Put this in JBB exclusives.
     
  3. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

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    Good luck, and I don't really mean the stuff I say to you.

    Look, it's vcwannabe heading into round two
    and was that really your mom I saw at the zoo?
    In this rap battle I'm the underdog
    I'll be the Pistons and you'll be the Lakers
    me and your mom are the makers
    of you my son, that's right I'm your dad
    I'm sure now your glad
    cuz you spittin rhymes like your Umair
    and you 2 together would make a perfect pair
    and I'm unstoppable when I play ball
    I'll cross you up and make you fall

    I know I suck.
     
  4. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    I’ll put the heater to your dome if you don’t acknowledge my prominence
    On the rebound I’m Gomes like it’s college in Providence
    As soon as I pull out the chrome, you’ll see what happens to your confidence
    Because wherever you roam, you can never deny my dominance
    From what I hear, this clown wears thongs, so call him Sisq?
    I’m sipping Cristal while the only cris he sips is Crisco
    The way you’re getting killed, we should order the EMS
    He’s still “Blown Away” by my skills so call him DMX
    I know you can’t handle the abuse, ‘cause my rhymes are all fierce
    And I’m gonna stay with the Truth like Boston with Paul Pierce
     
  5. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

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    So you wanna play like that
    your so hairy people think your a cat
    here on justbball we know you as MrJ
    and your so fat you'll prabably eat a whole buffet
    but enough talking about you, your moms the loser
    she only go's half way like Carlos Boozer
    and speaking about basketball your team is never wins
    there is a bigger chance the Yankees could beat the Twins
     
  6. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    You need a ghost writer, while I murk you with my own skills
    The gun shots will put your face in disarray like Tyrone Hill
    Like the old poster Dee, I stay balling
    And like gravity, you stay falling
    You must be a crazy prick
    If you ever doubt I’ll blast eighty clips
    With bullets bigger than Jay-Z’s lips
    Because your girls is already a hoe, I don’t need to seduce her
    Smash quickly and after I’m done, I Just Blaze like the producer
    I’ll beat you with a few lines—no need to write a composition
    I speak the truth, while you lie—still, you’re no competition
     
  7. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

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    Who you think you are talkin to me
    boy your MrJ and I'm vcwannabe
    No one here can beat me in a rap battle
    there is a bigger chance that the Sonics would stay in Seattle
    Like the Knicks you are always gonna lose
    the only thing you can afford are the new Starbury shoes
    there only 15 dollars, that how much you can get
    now you seem very upset
    this rap battle is coming to an end
    and it's true MrJ has a boyfriend!
     
  8. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    The skills are apparent, so JBB waits in anxiety
    After crushing Umair, my rhymes gain notoriety
    The complexity is impressing, so they’re great in variety
    Your perplexity is depressing, so you’re a slave to society
    I’m beating you high now, smoking grass that’s ferocious
    The reason why you spit fire is because you have Halitosis
    Like the DVD fam, I make the Girls Go Wild
    Despite your hot breath man, your flow’s so mild
    I’m telling you I’m gonna win this battle and that’s a promise
    Cuz all everyone needs in this forum is One Mike like Nastradmus
    Who’s touching the King: M to the izz-I, K to the izz-E?
    The rhyme schemes of my crime themes make him dizzy
     
  9. Legacy

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    I thought you were too scared to reply back
    now that you did you must be on crack
    I prove myself to people like Orlandoman, Junoon, and Chutney
    after this rap you gonna leave the battle as if you were Spree
    I'm the real playa that's why your girlfriend left you for me
    and now the only girl you get is your sister
    haha what I said yeah I was right
    once again I'll see your mom tonight
    everyone says I'm improving
    after we're done you'll even be aproving
    I'll be Jordan, and you can be Kobe
    I'm the best and your the phony

    I'm done with family jokes, sorry MrJ. [​IMG]
     
  10. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    Gotta go with MrJ on this. VC, you improved from the first round I think and honestly, just keep writing, you're bound to continue getting better. However, in terms of this battle, MrJ had a better flow, more punches, nicer lines etc etc etc. MrJ gets my vote.

    Edit:

    VC, this is all in fun, but I have to paste this line here for old time's sake:

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">So you wanna play like that
    your so hairy people think your a cat</div>

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Midnight Green

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    MrJ no question about it. VCwannabe had some better lines, but had no flow, and some of the stuff he said just didn’t make any sense. MrJ had some stronger punchlines in the first round then this one however.
     
  12. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

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    vcwannabe had some funny lines..but he sounded like that dude Orbit that was on 106 & Park Freestyle Friday a couple years ago..so MrJ eaisly takes this..he had a MUCH better flow overall.
     
  13. Bobcats

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">there only 15 dollars, that how much you can get
    now you seem very upset</div>

    Best. Diss. Ever.

    No explanation needed, MrJ takes this by a landslide.
     
  14. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I vote for MrJ.

    He dominated in every category.
     
  15. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    MrJ.

    VC is gettin better tho, listen to some good rappers, and keep writing if you wanna get better
     
  16. Trip

    Trip 2000000000000000000000000

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    I vote for vcwannabe. His momma jokes were very funny.
     
  17. Iggy

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    Im voting for vcwannabe15 because MrJ lets face it, with all your hair you look like a cat.

    For Real Though:
    Anyways, haha my votes for MrJ he hit harder, his flow was better, his rhyme scheme was better, and he was original. Vcwannabe your improving but your not quite up to MrJ's level.
     
  18. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    I got MrJ, but not by that much. His battle rapping style kinda annoys me because he gets caught trying to show off his skills too much, and taking shots at his opponent seems like an afterthought. I guess that could be because of the inexperienced people he's faced. I don't know.

    BTW- vcwannabe did an awesome job. Light years ahead of his first round showing. He gets the most improved award for the competition.
     
  19. phunDamentalz

    phunDamentalz JBB JustBBall Member

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    Mr J

    Mr J wins this
    but the part where he starts off by describing the beat is getting old.
    part of me can't believe that vcwannabe made it further than me in this contest. i must suck worse than i thought.[​IMG]
     
  20. NJNetz

    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    MrJ. vc has improved from the last battle, but MrJ is just too good. He has everything going for him.
     

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