<div align="center">Junoon vs Chutney </div> Congrats to both for making it this far. Junoon and Chutney are now officially JBB MC legends, as are MrJ and Smitty. But, there can only be one champion. Who will it be? Who will prevail? The pressure is on, and who will rise up to the occasion? It all remains to be seen, but the finals are finally here. So let the battles begin! Good luck to all.
Before I start, I just wanna say good luck to Chutney. Let's make this one a classic and give the tourney a nice finish. I have to go somewhere pretty soon so I'm writin this verse fast, sorry if it seems rushed but I wanted to drop a verse first. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I spit~sick, your whole rappin style is somethin I nit~pick Chutney better quit~quick; you ain't winnin with rhymes as soft as a chick~flick// I'm takin this bout in a split~sec, causin you distress and distraint you tryin to mess~with~this~reign, I supress~my~disdain... I'm addicted to winnin cause success runs through my veins // No need to complain, I got this battle locked~and~wrapped You about to get stepped on like a boxing~mat, with these intoxing~raps My lines leave you feelin shocked~and~trapped, I'll take your rhymes out and knock~it~flat.... Leave you more depressed then Jazz fans wishin they had Stockton~back// Relax, you're wearin out dude, you can't~last~long, I got legendary endurance like my name was Lance~Armstrong// Your whole rappin~form is wrong, cause you ain't got no instinct The only Lance you can compare to is that dude from N'Sync// Champ; make your moves but that title only fits~me You'll lose, your rhymes'll disappear like they were the Vancouver Grizzlies// You can't test me, so save all your punch~lines... I'm guaranteed a winnin finish like Kobe shootin at crunch~time//
Good luck, Junoon. Without a doubt, this battle's going to be the standard that every other JBB tourney will be graded on (how's that for arrogant?). -------- Addicted to winning? Well, I guess I’m your 12-Step Process, A guaranteed method to help you cope with a lack of success, Step 1 forces you to accept how powerless you’ve become, It’s the foundation that I build upon to make you succumb to a more powerful being, which is what you seek in Step 2, I’m bigger than Jesus and your worship is long overdue, Steps 3-5 requires you to accept that you don’t belong here, And that your previous 3 victories cannot salvage your career, Take Number 6 to admit your faults, so you would do well, To realize that you come weaker than Kobe dissing Raja Bell, Coming to grips with reality is the key to the 7th step, So I may as well say that you hold an undeserved rep, By the time you reach 8, you must forgive those who told you that you stood a chance against me, ‘cuz lo and behold, You’ve mistakenly entered this thread feeling cocky and bold, And now you have no choice but to watch this debacle unfold, Improvement’s the name of the game with Step # 9, Why not start by unbolding all of those supposed punch lines? Avoid blame with Step 10, so when you fall to my consistent flow, Don’t whine to Brian about votes like you’re Christiano Ronaldo, Step 11 requires you to forget how I ran away with this win, Might want to ignore the next tourney, whenever it begins, Matterfact, stay off the rap forum, so you can forget the 3 days, When I dismantled your pride to the sound of the crowd’s praise, By the end of this competition, you will have reached Step 12, With that expectation of winning almost put on the shelve, And the final step makes you spread word of this treatment, Allowing me to become the 1st champ and you to still be content, But, you won’t be alone, you’ll find many more who agree, That there’s no shame in being trampled by the words of Chutney.
I know it seems intimidating to read cause of the length, but read the whole thing through (this is to the voters). Same goes for Chutney's verse, read the whole thing through guys, no skimping, especially not on the last battle ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Attention! Here's the news~cap, time for Junoon's new~rap Forget Chuck, you're the only one in this thread who's a douchebag// Givin 12~steps that're useless to me; self-apply your own help By the looks of things, seems like you wrote those steps for yourself// My words leave you lost~and~stranded, I'll be the only one left~standin Comaprin yourself to Jesus? Here's MY version of the 10~Rap~Commandments// Rule 1: Quit comparin self to God when your rhymin is simplistic~as~sh*t, Put up a more realistic~defence; only I'M mystic, intense// Writin my words on a lyrical canvas with artistic~intent, your rhymin is contradictory I'll burn your raps like incense, and that's my sweet smell of victory// Rule 2: If you don't know whos~who, you shouldn't be rappin, it's useless Your verse left me laughin; 'lack of success?' I won battles by larger margins then YOU did// Rule~3, you can't fool~he who carries more experience, is seasoned I'll win cause this veteran is better~than you, more imperious is the reason// Rule 4, thou shalt not lie about one's skills, that's mentally~soft You stand no chance against me like England shootin penalty shots// * Rule 5, don't tell others to improve when you're inferior to who you're facin~in~bout I'll break your spirit from the interior like I was redecoratin~a~house Rule~6, thou shalt~admit when your rhymes are being~battered, It's mind~over~matter, Shattered your verse to peices now your words are lyin somewhere scattered// Rule 7, Don't give suggestions in steps to others, when you yourself need~that... Playin preacher when last round you were takin advice off my feed~backs// Rule~8, admit who's~great, especially when his name is Junoon~or~Spawn though, It's apperent you're scared of me when you respond~slow, my status to you is beyond~foe// Your ego is beyond~full, when your raps resemble weakness, My rhymes leave you sleep~less, you need~less fantasy and more practice of what you're preachin// Rule 9, Don't ever try to make your raps look hotter~then~it~seems... Beatin you is just a plot~of~my~schemes, No need to change your pants, bein ill was just not~in~your~genes (jeans)// Rule 10: the voters, you can't fool~them, it's obvious~to~see Battle's over, break out the salami~and~cheese... If JBB is votin for anyone, they're voting~for~me// * Reference to England often losing in the World Cup due to penalty shots
I’m taking this thread hostage with only a single demand: That I be given the win I deserve, so I hope you understand, Because, I’ll lyrically slaughter you now, if you try to refuse, And laugh when I watch your funeral on the evening news, I rap at a higher altitude than you, so I suggest you take heed, Trying to match me up here will leave you with a nosebleed, I demonstrated my versatility, my intro drew all applause, Sweeping the discussion thread and dropping emoticon jaws, While you responded with a flea market version of my 1st post, You and your multi’s wouldn’t even cut it writing as my ghost, Got your former fans knocking your flow, shifting loyalties, Calling you out for copying me, demanding you pay royalties. Your rebuttal was a disgrace: just one, big heretical composition, So I’ll have to show you the light: call it the Canadian Inquisition, Look in a mirror and see the Swirsk staring straight back, ‘Cuz you’re an exact replica: a tool, a gimmick, a hack, Cling to your easy wins from the past, but I’m being sincere: All my former opponents are more worthy to lose to me here, Fool, I gift wrapped your cure, but you can’t get past denial, Making it harder on yourself, because there won’t be a retrial, The time for pleasantries is over when you enter this thread, Forget what I say outside, focus on what I spit here instead, I don’t need your “good luck” or your useless, amateur opinion, I don’t need anyone’s help to conquer this hip-hop dominion, Especially a confused metrosexual with a schizophrenic flow, An over-the-hill rap veteran who’s already hit his plateau, A repetitive, delusional nobody that can’t steal the show, And a soon-to-be silver medallist that I beat ages ago.
Takin this thread hostage? I'm about to step over the victory line and cross~it you've lost~it, claimin you deserve victory shows me that you're nauseous// Better be cautious, you're steppin on thin~ice So far I've been~nice; joke's over now, better think~twice// You don't rap at higher altitudes~dude, it's me that brings the clever~ness No matter how high you may think you are, I'm still your Mount~Everest// Never~test me, for an emcee that's an unspoken~law Nosebleed? My flow~speed will proceed to give you a broken~jaw// Swish dropped a one word compliment, you better savour~it~in Cause no matter what you may think, I'm still everyone's favourite~to~win// Your Swirks~sh*t was worthless, your verse is in the wrong platoon Claim you don't need my opinion, yet say "lovin the feedback from Junoon"// Can't think of rhymes so you used some cheesy gimmick against me quick Claimin you're 'sweeping the thread' when you only get replies from Swish// Your rhymes are soft, no matter how many gimmicks~you~make Leave you shimmered~in~ache, have you "cryin a river" for Justin Timberlake's sake// Your confidence is quite brittle~kid, NOW I'm tryin a little~bit, Cause all your rebuttal established was the fact that you're a hypocrite// Schizophrenic flow or not, you're still the one that's sweatin~though You need to let~it~go, look at your verses; your disses are gettin~old// Full of envy, it's apparent that your tank is empty~and~cold Let~me~enclose by statin that the only medal they'll present~me~is~gold//
Takin this thread hostage? I'm about to step over the victory line and cross~it you've lost~it, claimin you deserve victory shows me that you're nauseous// Better be cautious, you're steppin on thin~ice So far I've been~nice; joke's over now, better think~twice// You don't rap at higher altitudes~dude, it's me that brings the clever~ness No matter how high you may think you are, I'm still your Mount~Everest// Never~test me, for an emcee that's an unspoken~law Nosebleed? My flow~speed will proceed to give you a broken~jaw// Swish dropped a one word compliment, you better savour~it~in Cause no matter what you may think, I'm still everyone's favourite~to~win// Your Swirks~sh*t was worthless, your verse is in the wrong platoon Claim you don't need my opinion, yet say "lovin the feedback from Junoon"// Can't think of rhymes so you used some cheesy gimmick against me quick Claimin you're 'sweeping the thread' when you only get replies from Swish// Your rhymes are soft no matter how many gimmicks~you~make Leave you shimmered~in~ache, have you "cryin a river" for Justin Timberlake's sake// Your confidence is quite brittle~kid, NOW I'm tryin a little~bit, Cause all your rebuttal established was the fact that you're a hypocrite// Schizophrenic flow or not, you're still the one that's sweatin~though You need to let~it~go, look at your verses; your disses are gettin~old// Full of envy, it's apperent that your tank is empty~and~cold Let~me~enclose by statin that the only medal they'll present~me~is~gold//
You’ve really surprised me and even I have no explanation, on how such a promising opponent is now a walking exaggeration, Victory’s not even in your sights, and if I may be frank: The only steps you’ll be taking are straight off the plank, You’ve been on cruise control, but forgot to switch it back, And now there’s no chance in you dodging this lyrical attack, Damn right I feel nauseous, because I just had to read your reply, And I’m out of Peptol Bismol: your 2nd verse depleted my supply, But, I’ll endure your lyrical vomit and hold back my disgust, Drop a quality reply and give the fans something to discuss, Stop sacrificing lyrics for speed: your raps are too condensed, Chalk full of multi’s and metaphors, but still read like nonsense, You called that feedback? You kissed my ass with every line, May as well stick your opinions where the Sun don’t even shine, Saying you’re putting in effort, but you only hurt your own cause, With every new verse posted, you reveal more lyrical flaws, And you keep hating on my groupies, but I’ve yet to see yours, No one acknowledges your posts unless the issue’s been forced, ‘Cuz truth is, for the intelligent reader, you’ve been a complete bore, You should aim for the stupid vote and try to “make them laugh more.”
I'm comin out with sickness, the fact~is~that your act~has~cracked, My lines snaps~your~back, detracts~your~tract, I'm seperatin our skills, so this battle's now wrapped~in~gap THIS is a 'lyrical attack' Chutney, it's how skilled rappers~rap// I'm an exxageration? You even being in the finals leaves me ballistic With punchlines that don't exist and rhymin that's simplistic, You're clearly a misfit, yet have a narcissistic ego, it's ironic Quite optimistic for thinkin you're winnin, infact you're downright moronic// I'm easily slaughterin you, I'm surprised you've survived~this~thread Cruise-control? With your lines swervin off, you need some Rhymers-ED// [Driver's Ed] Lyrical attack? All I saw was you playin it strategic Leave~it, everyone knows I won this; even YOU believe~it// Your verse was hardly discussed, only one line was quoted I'd speak for everyone If I say I'm surprised that YOU wrote it// Keep bringin up my metaphors, provin that they're better~then~yours All you did was draw two laughs, this ain't the David~Letterman~Show// This is a veteran's~war, you're a rookie who's rhymes don't brush~me Can't touch~me; have it enshrined that Chut~ney could beat everyone BUT~me// And as far as "kissin~your~ass", I'd rather be dissin~you~back You're gettin scared of me to the point that you're pissin~your~pants// I ain't the one showin flaws, you need some miracle~votes So far since your first~verse, all you've done is lyrically~choke// It's funny you call Swish a groupie, your ego's~a~wreck I'll leave you more helpless then Latrell Spreewell needin~a~check// Just checked the discussion thread, and I couldn't help but smile The "stupid votes" are comin for you, since you had Azn "laughing for a while"//
I’ve dictated the tempo of this battle and I’m always setting the pace, Playing a lyrical Follow the Leader, and I’m that leader you chase, I’ll choke your verse with this rebuttal like Spree on PJ Carlesimo, Suffocate you and leave you speechless with my menacing flow, After I dispose of this garbage (taking out the lyrical trash), I disappear from the scene in a flash, fearing no backlash, You’ve made a joke of this final, allowed me to pile on the embarrassment, To the point where you’ll get blacklisted from any future rap tournament, Your raps are defective Buckley’s, so wipe off that smirk, Change the slogan to “It reads awful and definitely don’t work,” Producing verses so absurd, every line needs its’ own asterisk, Bragging about punch lines as obsolete as an old floppy disk You’re a senile rap veteran, who won’t live in the present, I’ll cancel your pension and force you into early retirement, Been so lost in this battle, you get warnings from the JBB staff, About posting in the wrong forum, ‘cuz you keep Making Me Laugh, I only need to play out the clock, but I don’t function that way, Continuing the offensive and leaving you in further disarray, Fool, my ego’s got you flustered, as it expresses my contempt, It acts like a shield that blocks out all your pathetic attempts, My pants are as dry as you, after you’ve read my killer insults, Leaving you with no surprises when you actually hear the results, The discussion thread’s in agreement: you’ve rapped consistently worse, And if I really wanted to make azn laugh, I’d simply quote your last verse.
I'll be judging on criteria in which I think are the most important. Flow, Rhyme Scheme and Originality. <u>Flow</u> You both flowed well, and were consistent. You both never had uneven lines. The flow was almost perfect, so there really is no winner in this category. Judgement: Tie <u>Originality</u> Junoon, a lot of times during the tourney you said stuff about your raps snapping/breaking peoples backs/jaws, and you used it again here. You were sometimes inconsistent and had some weak lines that seemed they were just there for filling, but you'd have a really good punchline to comeback with. However, you had some very original punch lines that I thought were hot like the Rhymers Ed Chutney you had some good material but I was expecting more from you. After the whole Jazz Forum line, the fanclub one and a bunch of others, I was expecting you to come out with some real original, hot stuff. The thing I like about you in this battle was, you were consistent every verse and you always had something new, but the problem to me was none of your punchlines stood out. I thought Junoon was stronger in this category, even if he did use some of the same type of material. Chutney didn't really leave an impression with his punchlines. Judgement: Junoon <u>Rhyme Scheme</u> Junoon, you rhymed most lines well. You showcased your vocabulary and rhymed them well, not matter how hard the word was. But at times you had two lines that didn't even rhyme like in your fourth verse you rhymed yours with show. Chutney you rhymed all your lines well. But my problem was you didn't showcase your vocabulary as much as Junoon did. You had some nice rhymes with different vocabulary, but just not as much as Junoon. You both had your goods and bads, so theres really no clear winner for this category. Judgement: Tie Both of you did a great job, and you guys are all ready legends in JBB to me. Seeing as Junoon won in the originality category for me, he gets my vote.
Obviously, this is the toughest battle to judge. Both of these guys are really good. To me, Junoon has better style. He <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Been so lost in this battle, you get warnings from the JBB staff, About posting in the wrong forum, ‘cuz you keep Making Me Laugh,</div>
Obviously, this is the toughest battle to judge. Both of these guys are really good. To me, Junoon has better style. He uses a lot of multis and brings a lot of creativity with his extensive use of vocabulary. All of his lines are presented perfectly, as all the important parts are stressed, and the way he spells it out, with the dashes and all, almost makes his words play to beat in my head. His content is also superb. The battle definitely went back and forth, and he held his own in the fight. A couple of times, he had me doubting Chutney to the point that I thought there was no way he could come back from it. But in the end, I thought Chutney was better. Chutney managed to fight his way out of every tight spot Junoon put him in, and even flipped it so much that he totally reversed it on him. His style wasn't as good, but he had more substance. And I value substance over style. Line after line he was taking shot after shot, and at no point does he say anything even remotely corny. Every line of his gets some kind of reaction from me. I'm either laughing my ass off or having one of those "damn!" reactions. I gotta give him my vote. By the way, this line: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Been so lost in this battle, you get warnings from the JBB staff, About posting in the wrong forum, ?cuz you keep Making Me Laugh,</div> almost made my piss my pants.
Both were definitely nice as hell, big ups to both of yall. But I'm going with Chutney. It was neck at neck most of the way, but I felt that Chutney just has more wit in his lines, and more original. Def a nice way to end the tournament though, I'm looking forward to doing these more often.
I think Chutney did awesome and his lines had more sting than Junoon's. Also, everytime Junoon would say something, Chutney would come back with the perfect rebuttle such as the Pepto Bismol line or the Make Me Laugh line. Great battle guys and you are both awesome. Keep it up and let's hope this can get people pumped for what we've all been waiting for, THE CONSULATION BRACKET!
Best rap battle in the tournement. Both were great, if I had to pick the winner it would be Chutney. If it was'nt for this line: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Been so lost in this battle, you get warnings from the JBB staff, About posting in the wrong forum, ‘cuz you keep Making Me Laugh</div> it would have been a tie. Congrats to both guys making it this far. Now it's time for me to destroy Umair!
Good joke vc. But I will stomp you. Seriously, I will kill you dude. Chutney you did a very very great job. Both of you guys did a real great job. I thought and liked Junoon's lines were better, so I am going with Junoon!
Junoon - his raps were more entertaining and interesting, he had more Off-rhymes to mix it up like "back/flat" or "instinct/sync". by comparison chutney's are more repetitive. Junoon also had better flow each word fit the flow for the most part. plus he strikes me as somebody who really gets hiphop a lot more than Chutney. JUNOON for champ.
Obviously this was a great battle and no one should feel ashamed coming out as the runner up. In the end, I'm going with Junoon. He had great flow and was very creative. Chutney had some nice rebuttals, but one his rhyming was a little too basic for me. With the 10 Rap Commandments, to the multi-sylabic internal rhymes, Junoon's style and creativity won him this battle. Still, the best battle though.
