The vcwannabe/umair Thread!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Legacy, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Becuase you should stop rapping now cuz I aleady won this/and for the celebration your mom is gonna give me a big kiss</div>
    Line of the century.
     
  2. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">how do you do my mom when you have no meat
    me and your mom be rocking like the miam heat
    I am confident I will be the winner this time
    i will be right back, lemme go pay your mom her dime
    you suck at this, and will always suck
    go home practice, and come back with luck
    I can whoop you anytime of the night
    bring on the fight
    because i wont give up and always win
    maybe this rap is making your mind spin
    i will stop and let you go
    tell your mom, she is late
    tell her to come cuz we have a date</div>

    Who you think you are talking to me like that?/Mcdonalds is the only place you will ever work at
    Mcgrady and Yao, they can't stay healthy/and if your mom was here she would want to do me
    Cuz I do her more than Kobe scores/maybe because your mom is a whore
    You cant ball even if it depended on your life/when you grow up your gonna have a husband, while I have a wife
    It'll probably be your mom, ya son it's true/after this battle it's your mom I'm gonna attend to
     
  3. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Who you think you are talking to me like that?/Mcdonalds is the only place you will ever work at
    Mcgrady and Yao, they can't stay healthy/and if your mom was here she would want to do me
    Cuz I do her more than Kobe scores/maybe because your mom is a whore
    You cant ball even if it depended on your life/when you grow up your gonna have a husband, while I have a wife
    It'll probably be your mom, ya son it's true/after this battle it's your mom I'm gonna attend to</div>
    you talking so much trash is making my fingers sore
    but i wont give up because im not hoe like your mom which is for sure
    your lines are wack and dont make sense
    aren't you the mexican i saw climbing over the fence?
    how many time do i tell you, you have no meat
    stop wasting your time because i can't be beat
    its time for me to get it with your mother
    we are gonna get it dirty all night, after that, i have next with your sister
     
  4. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">you talking so much trash is making my fingers sore
    but i wont give up because im not hoe like your mom which is for sure
    your lines are wack and dont make sense
    aren't you the mexican i saw climbing over the fence?
    how many time do i tell you, you have no meat
    stop wasting your time because i can't be beat
    its time for me to get it with your mother
    we are gonna get it dirty all night, after that, i have next with your sister</div>

    Umair, Umair, Umair have'nt you learned?/Just for all your raps your keyboard should be burned
    You cant rap you cant even rhyme/just reading your raps is a waste of time
    Umair you embrass yourself with all those lines/you should practice more reading mines
    I aint Pakistani or Mexican/now you'll probably think that I'm African
    I already won so lock this thread/now it's time to meet your mom in bed
     
  5. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Umair, Umair, Umair have'nt you learned?/Just for all your raps your keyboard should be burned
    You cant rap you cant even rhyme/just reading your raps is a waste of time
    Umair you embrass yourself with all those lines/you should practice more reading mines
    I aint Pakistani or Mexican/now you'll probably think that I'm African
    I already won so lock this thread/now it's time to meet your mom in bed</div>
    Your lines are dont make sense and are real wack
    your breath stinks so bad, go get a tic tac
    practice reading your lines??[​IMG]
    your lines suck, and are gay
    maybe you should stop and go away
    You didnt win, I did, everyone knows
    time for me to go and call my hoe
    so tell your mom that im ready to go
    im going to do your mom like lakers three peat
    all your mom will see this night will be skeet, skeet, skeet
     
  6. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">Your lines are dont make sense and are real wack
    your breath stinks so bad, go get a tic tac
    practice reading your lines??[​IMG]
    your lines suck, and are gay
    maybe you should stop and go away
    You didnt win, I did, everyone knows
    time for me to go and call my hoe
    so tell your mom that im ready to go
    im going to do your mom like lakers three peat
    all your mom will see this night will be skeet, skeet, skeet</div>

    Heres a quarter man, just stop rapping/your raps suck so much you need a slapping
    You should be banned cuz you suck so much/I'll be like Kobe, perform in the clutch
    You still talkin man I thought I told you to stop/I bought your mom from a pet shop
    Ask everybody and the know/that your mom is a big fat hoe
    The rap is over and I'll leave with dignity/I win this battle and you'll have to agree
     
  7. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    You guys could start voting now because me and Umair have the same number of raps.
     
  8. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    ok start voting..
     
  9. asdf

    asdf JBB JustBBall Member

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Bahir:</div><div class="quote_post">You both suck
    'cuz you look like someone named Chuck


    Peace out.</div>

    We have a winner.
     
  10. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    who is the winner??
    vote someone
     
  11. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">who is the winner??
    vote someone</div>

    Not many members on at this time.
     
  12. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">We have a winner.</div>

    [​IMG] Atleast me and Umair had the balls to be in a rap battle.
     
  13. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    I know..someone did have any to compete anywhere..cuz they sucked..
     
  14. Mag

    Mag JBB MacBeth

    My sincere suggestion is to stop using the same words over and over again. Umair, gas prices are on the DECLINE buddy. . Stop dissing each other's mothers -- neither of them would like to read that.

    I reserve my judgement, until others give theirs (reasons and what-not).
     
  15. P.A.P.

    P.A.P. JBB Fresh Start

    It's a tie. You both lose.
     
  16. asdf

    asdf JBB JustBBall Member

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG] Atleast me and Umair had the balls to be in a rap battle.</div>

    I know what I can do and what I can't do... Simple as that.
     
  17. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting P.A.P.:</div><div class="quote_post">It's a tie. You both lose.</div>
    I agree

    You guys might have set a record for using the most lamest momma jokes in a keystyle battle ever. CONGRATS!
     
  18. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    This is why I did'nt want to take part in this battle. It's really starting to tick me off that every be talking all this sh*t about me and Umair.
     
  19. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
    This is why I did'nt want to take part in this battle. It's really starting to tick me off that every be talking all this sh*t about me and Umair.
    </div>

    Well, when 95% of the battle verses contains of lines like:

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You still talkin man I thought I told you to stop/I bought your mom from a pet shop
    Ask everybody and the know/that your mom is a big fat hoe</div>

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">time for me to go and call my hoe
    so tell your mom that im ready to go</div>

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> already won so lock this thread/now it's time to meet your mom in bed</div>

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">but i wont give up because im not hoe like your mom which is for sure</div>

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Mcgrady and Yao, they can't stay healthy/and if your mom was here she would want to do me
    Cuz I do her more than Kobe scores/maybe because your mom is a whore</div>

    ...it's hard not to make fun.

    FIRST OF ALL, the whole point is to demoralize your opponent, not call thier mothers a hoe on every other line. Secondly, stop talking about how YOU have hoes...with lines like the ones we just saw from you guys, it doesn't look like you'll be impressing ANY hoes (or anyone for that matter) anytime soon.

    Thirdly, I choose not to vote until your battle....until it is actually a battle and not an onslaught of simple rhymes about how you did each other's moms and how each other's mom are hoes.
     
  20. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Junoon:</div><div class="quote_post">Well, when 95% of the battle verses contains of lines like:











    ...it's hard not to make fun.

    FIRST OF ALL, the whole point is to demoralize your opponent, not call thier mothers a hoe on every other line. Secondly, stop talking about how YOU have hoes...with lines like the ones we just saw from you guys, it doesn't look like you'll be impressing ANY hoes (or anyone for that matter) anytime soon.

    Thirdly, I choose not to vote until your battle....until it is actually a battle and not an onslaught of simple rhymes about how you did each other's moms and how each other's mom are hoes.</div>


    [​IMG]
     

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