LMAO, This Story Never Gets Old..

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  1. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at Clemson University.

    It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride, his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
    everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open
    their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 gloss of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,

    "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.</div>

    <u>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?</u>

    "Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

    "There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's mastercard."
     
  2. NJNetz

    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    HAHAHA!!! This story just made my day.....thank you so much for posting it.

    And I'm all for the commercial!
     
  3. WhiteManCanJump

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    WOW. That is amazing. That was the perfect revenge. He went out in style.
     
  4. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    That story's awesome. But, to tell you the truth, it sounds a lot like a chain letter.
     
  5. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    Damn that is bad ass. I would've done the same damn thing if I'd been his situation, had I thought it up anyway. lol!
     
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  7. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

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    True or not...that was the funniest thing I read in a while. [​IMG]
     
  8. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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  9. I-Miss-MJ

    I-Miss-MJ JBB I am so SMRT

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    ahh brilliant..
     

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