this is the official trade thread to trade that bum that somehow always makes this team, when travis diener has a great summer league and pre-season and yet still averages like 0.2 minutes per game...i think we should replace garrity with the fat guy from magic games, we'd get the same production, but itll be a lot more entertaining
how can this be an official trade thread...if there are no rumors? what's the point of the thread? he sucks, ok, but nothing is going to change with you posting this..
Garrity for a high five??? Cuz thats about as much as anyone is willing to give up right now for him...
<div class="quote_poster">smokrockz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Garrity for a high five??? Cuz thats about as much as anyone is willing to give up right now for him...</div> Why would anyone give a high five for Pat Garrity? Maybe Pat Garrity for a punch in the face would be more like it.
how about garrity gets waived or bought out, and then we sign kareem rush, a guy who can actually shoot
Well, Kareem Rush isn't really needed. Why don't we just trade him for like a 2nd round pick in 2099 or something.
how about pat garrity for jared from subway..so we can have all the low fat sandwiches we so much desire
<div class="quote_poster">GatorsowntheNCAA Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm still down for trading him for a turkey or ham sandwich.</div> we would be ripping off somebody...at least the sandwich tastes good, AND you would get the same production...actually the shooting percentage would be higher...PLEASE OTIS, PLEASE PULL THIS TRADE OFF
<div class="quote_poster">Franchise4Ever Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm done for trading Pat Garrity for a shoe lace, a piece of lint, a paper clip, and a rubber band.</div> I have all of these on hand. I'll even upgrade to bellybutton lint, no charge. I intend to waive Pat Garrity and hopefully in effect end his NBA career.
Orlando Magic Sends Pat Garrity City of Orlando Sends Cash Orlando Magic Recieves Cash City of Orlando Recieves A new speed bump <font color=""Green"">Trade Approved</font> RealGM ID 533927
LMAO at swish's comment...he played good last night, the sentinel is reporting that his value has risen to a fridge magnet
Maybe instead of a speed bump we could get enough chalk to paint the middle lines of I4 for about 10 feet.
<div class="quote_poster">Swish15 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Orlando Magic Sends Pat Garrity City of Orlando Sends Cash Orlando Magic Recieves Cash City of Orlando Recieves A new speed bump <font color=""Green"">Trade Approved</font> RealGM ID 533927</div> It said trade rejected because the new speed bump is worth more. It said though that we can get possibly 2 stop signs. That sounds good!
