The Guys' Rules

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  1. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Then you follow it up with:

    "I keeps it real right here!"
     
  2. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

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    <div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Please refer to rule #1



    Great list.

    I'd like to add to the list.

    1. If you're going to wear lipstick, don't sip my beer.</div>
    Didn't you also have a list like this a little while back? A woman's requirements:
    be a good friend/husband/cook/etc, and a man's requirements: bring food, show up naked.
     
  3. dunksworth

    dunksworth JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">When we say we're cold, its usually a hint to give us your jacket/sweatshirt.</div>

    Which brings us to another rule:

    Short-sleeved shirts and tank-tops are usually not appropriate for non-summer weather. So when you leave the house and you know it's gonna be cold outside, bring a freakin' jacket/sweater! You always see us come prepared don't you?
     
  4. igotask8board

    igotask8board Active Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">dunksworth Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Which brings us to another rule:

    Short-sleeved shirts and tank-tops are usually not appropriate for non-summer weather. So when you leave the house and you know it's gonna be cold outside, bring a freakin' jacket/sweater! You always see us come prepared don't you?</div>

    No, we don't. But we still don't bitch about it. Hey, that's wat bitches do, they bitch.

    oooo[​IMG] I may have went too far that time.

    The only clock a women needs is the one she has on the kitchen stove.

    -Charles Barkley<font size=""2"">...even though he didn't come up with it. </font>
     
  5. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Didn't you also have a list like this a little while back? A woman's requirements:
    be a good friend/husband/cook/etc, and a man's requirements: bring food, show up naked.</div>

    Yes I did.
     

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