Lang Steals Deodorant

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Funny story from yesterday's pre-game lockeroom: James Lang was lounging in his chair on the "east coast" side of the lockeroom, minding his own business when Arenas, Antonio Daniels and DeShawn Stevenson addressed his secret life as a "thief." Turns out, Lang borrowed someone's deodarant and was banned from the "west coast" side of the lockeroom, the side occupied by Arenas, Daniels and Stevenson. Arenas evicted Lang last week and Lang is not allowed on that side of the room anymore without permission.

    "But what if one of the vets on that side tell me to get something, do I have to do it?" Lang asked. The moment that sentence came out of his mouth, I knew he was in trouble.

    "Hell yes!" replied Arenas, Daniels, Stevenson and another west coast dweller, Calvin Booth at the same time in the same incredulous tone. Stevenson turned and gave me a look that pretty much said: "Is he crazy asking a stupid question like that?" As I started to try and interview west coast dweller Andray Blatche, Blatche turned and whispered to Booth, "Hey Cal, tell James to get you something."

    "James," Booth shouted. "Can I get a gatorade?"

    Lang: "No."

    Blatche: "He's a vet, you better do it."

    Lang, picked himself up out of the chair, walked over to the large fridge that sits in between the east and west coasts, grabbed a gatorade and rolled it over to Booth.

    "Thanks," Booth said.

    Arenas, while combing his hair with Jamison's brush while standing in front of

    Jamison's locker: "You see James, I asked Antawn if I could use his brush and he said yes. That's why I don't get fined."

    Fined? Turns out, Arenas has instituted a system whereby Lang is fined $2.60 every time he goes over to the west coast without permission. Why $2.60? Stevenson wears 2, Daniels wears 6 and Arenas wears 0. I wish I was but I'm not making this stuff up.

    Blatche on the hazing of Lang: "I'm just glad he's here so they leave me alone."</div>

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    Ivan Carter and Michael Lee do an outstanding job of covering this team. This is the third or fourth story that's been hilarious coming out of the Wizards locker room.
     
  2. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Agree with you Shape.

    Arenas is a funny dude.

    This team has great chemistry in the lockerroom and sometime this year, we'll see it on the court.
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    It seems they're all related to James Lang, too. Pretty hilarious, nonetheless.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Source

    Ivan Carter and Michael Lee do an outstanding job of covering this team. This is the third or fourth story that's been hilarious coming out of the Wizards locker room.</div>

    Yeah, I've been reading their Wizards Insider for a while. They do a great job writing up articles everyday.
     

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