<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" She said."Wait a minute I have to think." He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car and they drove away someplace real far. Now babe the time has come. How'd ya like to have a little fun? And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run." That's when things got out of control. She didn't want to, he had his way. She said, "Let's Go" He said, "No Way!" Come on babe it's your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don't be afraid, if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid. He finished up and he started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar. He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar. Come on party people won't you listen to me. Date Rape Stylee. The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law, went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court. Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "She lies that little slut!" The judge knew that he was full of **** and he gave him 25 years And now his heart is filled with cheers. One night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That's when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind. DATE RAPE!</div> One of the best Sublime songs ever.
I'd just like to give some advice. Stick to a certain group of girls. This is easy as a young adult... you'll have your college girls, your community college girls, your high school girls, and your dropout skeezos. And you can even break them down more, like your high school popular girls who didn't know you in high school so you can pretend to be cooler than you were... or your college girls that just want a normal guy and are tired of all the typical college guys. So on and so forth, depending on what you are as well. I've noticed that either community college girls or high school girls are the best for me at this time. My last girlfriend was the head cheerleader at her school, and I was just your average joe when I went to school yet she was on my nuts like a squirrel... and most community college girls are smart but just poor enough or just lazy enough to stick around and want to party with you. Now, theres always university parties and whatnot but that's too much driving. And theres always skeezes to bang but who wants that? I know like 5 skeezos that live in one mobile home park that i could holler at right now... but NO THX. But yea anyways, if you stick with the same group, you meet more of that group and you become experienced in dealing with them. I met a girl like a year ago and became good friends with her and now i'm pretty much just hollering at all her friends cuz theyre all similar and obviously if im good friends with their friend i'm a good guy. Wow that was pointless, but anyways, Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve... if you have it in your area. Defintiely a good buy.
Well... things were going smoothly, until last night... My friend (who is the bosses son, but I've known him since High School) has been reinstated, and theres this other girl at work who he didnt really get along with very well, but now they're really trying to make an effort to be nice to each other, and she came to me last night and told me that we should set him up with the girl I like (she didnt know I like her), so I was just like "Oh... yeah... hahahahahaha.....", anyway, this girl went and told the girl I like, that my friend likes her! And apparentley she was like "oh he wouldnt be interested in a girl like me". My friend doesnt think the girl I like is as great as I think she is, so once I told him this other girl was trying to set them up, he went and told the other girl that I infact like this girl. Well then at the end of the night she went and spoke to the girl I like just as she was waiting for her ride, and I'm pretty sure she told her that its infact me that likes her! Which I mean I dont mind, but all of this wasnt in my plan. Also the girl I like didnt end up coming out, apparentley the other girl said to her somthing like she should go out with me and my friend, and she said she was feeling a bit tired (which she probally was, because she had been working since 11.00am and she also told me she didnt have much money) but that she might be at the club me and my friend were going to, but we didnt end up seeing her, so yeah. I'm going to ask her again this week. So I dont know what the hell happened, but things turned "high school" very quickly, lol. Well I've prattled on like a 14 year old school girl long enough, I'm still a bit intoxicated from last night, so thats probally why, lol.
my girlfriend is very much older than me and by older, i mean there is a huge difference. but we don't usually pay much attention to this age difference, but when we do, it's to amuse ourselves over it. there are different kinds of love out there and usually, people fall into the one that's based on security. i think the best part about our love is that we are both easy to please and that we don't need much or ask for much in one another, but rather, to be kind to each other. this is a very romantic way to look at love, but we share this. we are very much in love, we are very messy in everything we do...and i mean, everything... hehe. just glad to share this.
<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" She said."Wait a minute I have to think." He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car and they drove away someplace real far. Now babe the time has come. How'd ya like to have a little fun? And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run." That's when things got out of control. She didn't want to, he had his way. She said, "Let's Go" He said, "No Way!" Come on babe it's your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don't be afraid, if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid. He finished up and he started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar. He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar. Come on party people won't you listen to me. Date Rape Stylee. The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law, went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court. Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "She lies that little slut!" The judge knew that he was full of **** and he gave him 25 years And now his heart is filled with cheers. One night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That's when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind. DATE RAPE!</div> Easily one of my favorite Sublime songs ever.
Wow, after reading this thread, it makes me happy I have a girl. I hated having to go through the, "I like her, but does she like me" ****. Thank god she made it pretty clear she liked me, and thank god I made it clear that I liked her (as did my roommate at the time, who went and told her straight up that "You know Mike likes you, right?). But anyways, yea, I'm done. I'd love to give advice, but there isn't really anything that I could say that hasn't bee said yet.
Man this is real high school stuff. I am over here in US town and I got a girl messaging me heaps (like 150 sms) saying she wants me, sending me dirty messages and the like. Much easier this way then your way.
Well I'll give you guys (for anyone who might care, lol) an update of whats been going on with this. I've sort of lost interest in this time, she didnt work at all last week, I guess I'm just getting bored waiting around to see her. However, I have a new target in my sights. You see theres this chick who I always see at the gym, I've had my eye on her since day one, she has a BANGIN' ass, she could be on AssParade, Onion Booty or one of those sites if she wanted to, well I mean I've never thought of her more than anything but eye candy, until the last couple of times I've seen her, I've caught her watching me workout quite often, like today I was working my triceps, and she was on the Leg Extension, I looked over in her direction and saw her watching me, then I went off and did my abs, while she was on a bike, and I looked into the mirror to see behind me, and she was watching me again (she did the same the other day when I was doing my back/biceps), I mean I dont have any real feelings towards her (yet) other than just wanting to tap that ass, but I'm starting to get the impression that maybe she has a thing for me, definatley an avenue I'm willing to explore, I just need the right oppurtunity to come along so I can try and work my way in.
<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I've had my eye on her since day one, she has a BANGIN' ass, she could be on AssParade, Onion Booty or one of those sites if she wanted to</div> You just exposed yourself. . BTW, try and get pictures. WE NEED VISUALS. Blur out the face if you have to, just the body.
Is it me or is every chick watching you in some way? You are like a non crazy version of those guys with tinfoil hats thinking 'they' are stealing your thoughts.
<div class="quote_poster">authentiq Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You just exposed yourself. . BTW, try and get pictures. WE NEED VISUALS. Blur out the face if you have to, just the body.</div> We need visuals.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting I-Miss-MJ:</div><div class="quote_post">Is it me or is every chick watching you in some way? You are like a non crazy version of those guys with tinfoil hats thinking 'they' are stealing your thoughts.</div> What are you talking about? 2 girls out of a potential 3,000,000,000+ on earth. <div class="quote_poster">Quoting authentiq:</div><div class="quote_post">You just exposed yourself.. BTW, try and get pictures. WE NEED VISUALS. Blur out the face if you have to, just the body</div> Hahahahaha, I'd love too, although I'm not a stalker, lol. Also what did I expose about myself?
<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What are you talking about? 2 girls out of a potential 3,000,000,000+ on earth. Hahahahaha, I'd love too, although I'm not a stalker, lol. Also what did I expose about myself? </div> you exposed she has an amazing ass so you have to show lol
<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Also what did I expose about myself? </div> cardinal rule #1: you don't tell anyone about onion booty, bangbros, assparade etc. because it implies you go on it. .....Sicko. Oh, BTW, did you see that Cherokee video? you know what i'm talking about
<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What are you talking about? 2 girls out of a potential 3,000,000,000+ on earth.</div> minus the 2,999,999,950 you don't know or too old. and two outta two been checking you out, yet you are dateless on a saturday night. Maybe you just read into things.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting authentiq:</div><div class="quote_post">cardinal rule #1: you don't tell anyone about onion booty, bangbros, assparade etc. because it implies you go on it. .....Sicko. Oh, BTW, did you see that Cherokee video? you know what i'm talking about </div> So I guess you go on there too, since you seem to know so much about what I'm talking about, lmao. I dont care if people know I go on those sites, I can garuntee you 90% of this forum probally goes on them aswell, its called 'being a male', . And of course, I've seen all the Cherokee videos on their site. Her ass is like POW! <div class="quote_poster">Quoting I-Miss-MJ:</div><div class="quote_post">minus the 2,999,999,950 you don't know or too old. and two outta two been checking you out, yet you are dateless on a saturday night. Maybe you just read into things.</div> I still dont understand what the hell you're talking about, you seem to keep reading into things that dont exist in my posts. I dont see your constant need to bust my balls all the time, but its getting tired.
lmao at you not reading my posts. Obviously you care enough to devote so much of your time spent on this forum to coming in here, skimming over my posts, and leaving some "witty" remark. For the record, I never told you to come in here and read this topic, that was a choice you made on your own, please, if you dont care (which you're trying to make it clear that you dont) then just dont post or read this topic, really, its that simple. No one has a gun to your head.
