I'm setting this up because its Thanksgiving holiday, and hey, I've don't have much to do, so why not battle? I say we each do 3 verses, and I'm not sure if you want to put sig rights on the line. Phundamentalz what do you think? I'll start the battle off though, if its ok with phundamentalz.
3 rounds. minimum of 8 lines - no max then first to 5 votes wins. p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh it's all in good fun. feel free to come back at me hard round 1: whaddup little air fresh - or is it dumb bitch you call out new york that was a real dumb pitch youre mad cause in florida there ain't nothing to do cept sit by the AC and peel some oranges dude... that humid air is really sogging up your brain cause challenging NY is a very foolish game the warm weather must be nice don't get me wrong you get to watch your mom walk around in a thong life must be sweet in a state where everybody's eighty eight i bet you get some nice ***** down there - shriveled up fish bait you mention *** a few times in your rhymes that **** was Freudian no wonder you brag about how you are so Floridian cause you're from a state that's shaped like a penis go get your FLA-ggots and we'll see who the hottest team is
<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">3 rounds. minimum of 8 lines - no max then first to 5 votes wins. p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh it's all in good fun. feel free to come back at me hard round 1: whaddup little air fresh - or is it dumb bitch you call out new york that was a real dumb pitch youre mad cause in florida there ain't nothing to do cept sit by the AC and peel some oranges dude... that humid air is really sogging up your brain cause challenging NY is a very foolish game the warm weather must be nice don't get me wrong you get to watch your mom walk around in a thong life must be sweet in a state where everybody's eighty eight i bet you get some nice ***** down there - shriveled up fish bait you mention *** a few times in your rhymes that **** was Freudian no wonder you brag about how you are so Floridian cause you're from a state that's shaped like a penis go get your FLA-ggots and we'll see who the hottest team is</div> Phundamentalz you failed to realized that I?m in a league you can?t stand with That means you can?t see AF, like your hosting account exceeded bandwith It takes work to get to the top, so on the way ya face is what I am Stompin You got a better chance surviving with red and blue clothes threw the city of Compton If my opponents get in my way, then I demolish them?right now I?m in the tractor An you pretty brave, cause battling Fresh should be a Stunt on Fear Factor But you really think you have a chance? Son for you to win, there is really no-way Everybody knows I got this bitch killed; I should change my rap name to Fresh-O-Jay AF-Venom does it again, providing JBB with another Flamer You accepted the challenge? Man you got more balls than Kramer AF-Venom is a high quality MC, Phundamentalz is just a damn scrub So in other words you cannot win, you might as well start the AF fan club I won?t be faded, my raps on chronic disease--and to my opponents I?m just sicker You Jay Feely soft, and the last New Yorker left?so I will definitely beat the kicker I?m Pirating NYC, it?s in your best interest just to abandon the ship This is the 91 First Round Series, I'm gettin 3 Wins and the Yorkers gettin zip* *New York knicks got swept in the 91 First round playoffs vs the bulls
Stinky Air, i don't know nothing 'bout Jay Feely All i know is all the jbballers feel me And this is b-ball so quit talking N-F-L I'd rather live in hell than live in the F-L You caught Mister Jay on an off day big deal Then you called me out thinking you could keep it real I read your battle with Gotskillz and no wonder he's bitter I've had more lucid lines than you sitting on the shitter Your tired-ass raps are giving new meaning to wack That's five minutes of my life I won't get back You South Beach queen you probably get your nuts waxed Stupid rat you just walked into my trap Florida mouse tried to step into my house? Bitch please you must be retarded to take that route Should be illegal the **** that flows out of your mouth you think you're fresh go check your pits you need Axe Dry it's just too bad they don't make Odor Eaters for rhymes You ride a tractor, well that's really no surprise You're just a hick spreading manure in all your lines You're like a deaf dude trying to play musical chairs Or like a blind man trying to run down the stairs Talking about Kramer's balls well that is just wrong And now i can't shake that picture of your mom in a thong This battle's over but the nightmares are just beginning I guess everything has it's price including Winning.....
<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Stinky Air, i don't know nothing 'bout Jay Feely All i know is all the jbballers feel me And this is b-ball so quit talking N-F-L I'd rather live in hell than live in the F-L You caught Mister Jay on an off day big deal Then you called me out thinking you could keep it real I read your battle with Gotskillz and no wonder he's bitter I've had more lucid lines than you sitting on the shitter Your tired-ass raps are giving new meaning to wack That's five minutes of my life I won't get back You South Beach queen you probably get your nuts waxed Stupid rat you just walked into my trap Florida mouse tried to step into my house? Bitch please you must be retarded to take that route Should be illegal the **** that flows out of your mouth you think you're fresh go check your pits you need Axe Dry it's just too bad they don't make Odor Eaters for rhymes You ride a tractor, well that's really no surprise You're just a hick spreading manure in all your lines You're like a deaf dude trying to play musical chairs Or like a blind man trying to run down the stairs Talking about Kramer's balls well that is just wrong And now i can't shake that picture of your mom in a thong This battle's over but the nightmares are just beginning I guess everything has it's price including Winning.....</div> This is b-ball? ok, that means that I am the King of the Deuce With your corny nursery rhymes, I've read better from Dr. Seus Talkin greasy about the FL? You just need to take a seat dog You spit fuc**n garbage, cause you inhale all that NY smog Your sh!it is below subpar, but my rhymes are hella-stella Air Fresh is starting his own dynasty in NYC like Rockafella Man I got people across the country that always got my back And I might wax my nuts, cause ya girl likes a clean sack Even if I was musty, compared to you I'm still way more flyer AF-Venom, I ride tracks better than them NASCAR Drivers I live in the south so I'm a "hick"? Please, how original is that? Also when is the last time a damn hick could be black? Ask the last two dudes, lethal lyrical weapons is what I toat. I got witnesses and your one of them, check ya last vote By typing more lines, its just your weakness that you are showing Killin you in this battle, so hell is really where you will be going I usually stick to simplistic sick sixteens, but I've got something else in store Another round cause like my hos, JBB is just begging B for more Yall NYC dudes gas ya selves up, there must be something in ya air 9-1 in voting so far, I'd have better competition against Umair The New Fresh Prince, I'm sentencing this lame a$$ dame to exile "Long range shooting"? Add Rapping to Weaknesses in ya JBB Profile If you think you got Fresh beat, you must be living on fantasy, island!! I've never heard of any good rapper that comes from Dublin, Ireland!!
i see i have to step my game up. here goes... you got no game so you click on my profile then you bring up Umair cause you really can't freestyle yeah you get your insights from the J-B-B- forum you should be an operator on 1-800-BOREDOM and yeah i went on long cause i got a lot to say what can i say there's not that much to do today i like my job when the boss is a-way I get to beat orlando girls who want to play and plus my rhymes are gifts i've got to get them off my chest I spit more jewels than you can spit Crest um okay i didn't realize that you are black that fact alone makes you ten times more wack where is the inherent dopeness inside of you? my rhymes attack you like mace kid- theyre blinding you making up words like "my rhymes are hella stella" just so you could use your wack line about Rockafella and how long you been holding that NASCAR line in your pocket? going on the internet trying to find the right time to drop it? that s**ts transparent fool my words fly off the dome you call me corny dawg but you're inducing groans My raps are steaks while you're biting off the bone This contest to me is like Chi-town to Capone Cause i own this b!tch no one can take me down Just like your girl I got this gagged and bound Trust me in this lair nobody can touch me Not even you a Cat in the Hat who just got lucky cause gotskills has em and Mr Jay can spit they don't keep coming with that same recycled s!!t that's right rounds 1 and 2 for you were pure FLUKE i'm showing you who's the daddy like Darth Vader to LUKE NY rappers are sweet - yours are diabetic why don't you take your game up north where s**t gets hectic? and yeah i live on fantasy island whats it to ya? better than repping dick-riding peninsula i'll let you have the last word it's only fair JBBallers y'all beware here comes a weakling with a half a yard stare prolly bout to drop a few more turds about Umair....
<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">i see i have to step my game up. here goes... you got no game so you click on my profile then you bring up Umair cause you really can't freestyle yeah you get your insights from the J-B-B- forum you should be an operator on 1-800-BOREDOM and yeah i went on long cause i got a lot to say what can i say there's not that much to do today i like my job when the boss is a-way I get to beat orlando girls who want to play and plus my rhymes are gifts i've got to get them off my chest I spit more jewels than you can spit Crest um okay i didn't realize that you are black that fact alone makes you ten times more wack where is the inherent dopeness inside of you? my rhymes attack you like mace kid- theyre blinding you making up words like "my rhymes are hella stella" just so you could use your wack line about Rockafella and how long you been holding that NASCAR line in your pocket? going on the internet trying to find the right time to drop it? that s**ts transparent fool my words fly off the dome you call me corny dawg but you're inducing groans My raps are steaks while you're biting off the bone This contest to me is like Chi-town to Capone Cause i own this b!tch no one can take me down Just like your girl I got this gagged and bound Trust me in this lair nobody can touch me Not even you a Cat in the Hat who just got lucky cause gotskills has em and Mr Jay can spit they don't keep coming with that same recycled s!!t that's right rounds 1 and 2 for you were pure FLUKE i'm showing you who's the daddy like Darth Vader to LUKE NY rappers are sweet - yours are diabetic why don't you take your game up north where s**t gets hectic? and yeah i live on fantasy island whats it to ya? better than repping dick-riding peninsula i'll let you have the last word it's only fair JBBallers y'all beware here comes a weakling with a half a yard stare prolly bout to drop a few more turds about Umair....</div> Being in this battle with me, with ya rap career ya gambling Cause you are'nt talking about sh!t, just mumblin and ramblin I come with recycled sh!t? For real how ironic can you get Half of your lines are f**kin bull, about the state I represent AF-Venom, you know I shine whenever the light be lime Be killing these NY "ballas", like I was Air Jordan in his prime Clutch, so I got the rock in my hands whenever the game is on the line And this battle is the Sixth game in Utah, therefore the victory is mine To some I'm a beast, but to you, I'm an entire different species On the other hand your disses and rebutalls are nothing but straight Feces Its obvious I'm killin this dude lyrically, there is no need for investigation and Its obvious that my rhymes are the sh!t, and go harder than constipation The First quarter is over, in the second AF-Venom will unleash the wrath I?ll have ya ass in the MRI room; I guarantee you won?t make it into the half With ya b**ch a$$ lines, your verses are really not even respectable You don?t want beef with B; you should stick to eating vegetables With your fuc**n lame rhymes, your miniscule, so they don't hurt-me Far from boring, but I'll knock you out, like Thanksgiving Turkey When it comes to hot lines and hot rhymes, AF-Venom has got a hunch for a bunch And In the game I?m hungry, so I eat wack MCs for breakfast*, dinner*, and lunch* (?Gotskillz?*, Mr. J*, Phundamentalz*)
Damn Air Fresh has come back from the Summer Tourney really strong and he's constantly impressing me with his lines. These were some of my favorite: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">With ya b**ch a$$ lines, your verses are really not even respectable You don’t want beef with B; you should stick to eating vegetables</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">AF-Venom, I ride tracks better than them NASCAR Drivers </div> <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I won’t be faded, my raps on chronic disease--and to my opponents I’m just sicker You Jay Feely soft, and the last New Yorker left—so I will definitely beat the kicker</div> Those were nasty. I was suprised by phundementals too but I felt Air Fresh came out stronger and won this one. My vote is for AF-Venom.
I vote for phunDamentalz. That was an awesome battle, so both of you don't have anything to be ashamed of. But, if the Iggy-Swish battle saw Swish have an advantage by going 2nd, this was the exact opposite. phun hit hard with his punchlines and, even though his raps were long, I didn't see him waste a single line. AF's rebuttals were great, better than his last battles, but, IMO, he only seemed to even the score. PhunDamentalz was able to hit him harder each round, without sounding repetitive.
I'm gonna have to go with Air Fresh on this one. Air Fresh was consistent through the whole battle and all his lines were strong. I don't think I remember one weak rhyme from Air Fresh, and a lot of his punchlines were crazy. PhunDamentalz was solid, but at some parts of his verse he had some weak rhymes and it seemed like they were just their to make the rap longer. For example <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">and yeah i went on long cause i got a lot to say what can i say there's not that much to do today i like my job when the boss is a-way I get to beat orlando girls who want to play </div> It kind of made me mad how he kept talking about what state AF came from. On the other hand, he had some really good rhymes and he made me really feel like he was freestyling from the top. But I'm still going to have to go with Air Fresh. Great Battle though. My Favorite Lines of Air Fresh's would have to be: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Man I got people across the country that always got my back And I might wax my nuts, cause ya girl likes a clean sack</div> and <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The New Fresh Prince, I'm sentencing this lame a$$ dame to exile "Long range shooting"? Add Rapping to Weaknesses in ya JBB Profile</div> From Phundamentalz I enjoyed this whole part: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">you think you're fresh go check your pits you need Axe Dry it's just too bad they don't make Odor Eaters for rhymes You ride a tractor, well that's really no surprise You're just a hick spreading manure in all your lines You're like a deaf dude trying to play musical chairs Or like a blind man trying to run down the stairs</div>
phundamentalz hands down. He gave a warning and stuck by it: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh </div> He hit harder with his lines. Plain and simple and AF came up a little short with his rebuttals, so my vote goes to phun. EDIT: Also, much props to phun for coming off the dome. AF, probably had his verses written in preparation, but phun freestyled with some fire.
Damn, another hot battle. I felt in the first couple of verses phundamentalz came stronger, but I felt Air Fresh had the better "knock-out" verse (last verse from each member). But in the end I'll have to give the vote to phundamentalz. I felt he was more consistent, and his lines always had a tight flow. But it was another real hard decision because I felt both came hard. But I'll give a slight edge to phundamentalz on this one <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">you got no game so you click on my profile then you bring up Umair cause you really can't freestyle yeah you get your insights from the J-B-B- forum you should be an operator on 1-800-BOREDOM </div> ^ I liked this line from phun
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">AF, probably had his verses written in preparation,</div> Nope. Not like it matters anyway. Keep the votes coming!
<div class="quote_poster">TwinTowers Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Air Fresh</div> Eyo you gotta explain your vote for it to count.
I vote for phundamentalz. He started out weak but ended it with a bang; that last verse was fire. Fresh was more consistent but his lines were pretty generic and lacked phun's fatal touch IMO.
