Blonde Loses Weight

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why,that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

    The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.

    "From hunger, you mean?"

    "No, from skipping."
     
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    miss3pointer25 JBB JustBBall Member

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    wow....confused me at first. I was sitting there like huh?

    I guess I have my hair color for a reason........
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">wow....confused me at first. I was sitting there like huh?

    I guess I have my hair color for a reason........</div>

    LOL!
     
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    I've heard that joke before. It's a good one.
     

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