<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me. "Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over." Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else. My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit. But wait, I didn't have another sister? Wrong. Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning. Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the **** did happen and me not know about it for 25 years? Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole. Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Smitty:</div><div class="quote_post">That is hilarious. That would SUCK though hahahahahah.</div> Yes it certainly wood suck. (Gotta love those puns)
<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yes it certainly wood suck. (Gotta love those puns)</div> *badadadadadadaPSHHHHH* Haha nice one. *goes on bangbros*
<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lmao! Thats just insane. See authentiq, I told you everyone visits BangBros </div> LMAO@ everyone recognizing her and the site. BTW NTC, shhhhhhhh!
Do you think this is true though? If I'm not mistaken, SomthingAwful is like a prankster website, making up amusing articles and such.
