Dwight Bulks Up, Hires Bodyguard

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  1. bbwSwish

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Dwight Howard has increased his bench press more than 125 pounds since his rookie season, and he can now muscle up 365 pounds. Why then has he hired his own personal bodyguard? Must be gearing up for a groupie attack.</div>

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    dude thats kinda scary because u just dont hire a bodyguard for no reason...he must be getting some threats and such or maybe he doesnt wanna be the next guy to get shot up in otown
     
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    wow...im guessing the guy is like 7'5'' 450 lbs
     
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    ^^ Yao Ming switches careers to become a sumo wrestler?
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">SkiptoMyLue11 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">^^ Yao Ming switches careers to become a sumo wrestler?</div>

    That would be the softest sumo wrestler of all time.
     
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    He may be confronted by wanna be tuff guys who want to prove that they can beat his ass. And seeing that he makes his living being as physically fit and heathy as possible im sure hes trying to avoid an unneeded brawl. He may have had a close call recently where he felt like he couldve went to blows with someone. Its sad but there are DickHeads every where.
     
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    I doubt anything is wrong and anyone wants to hurt Dwight, he seems like too nice of a guy for anyone to want to hurt him.

    I bet it's more along the lines of him starting to get so famous that if people see him in public they flock to him to ask for autographs and stuff and the bodyguard will help him push his way through or at least intimidate fans from going up to him

    I am just optimistic about that though. .
     
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    Dwight would probably look more intimidating than his bodyguard. If he stopped smiling, that is.
     
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    i seriously hope he doesn't have any groupies after his album went platinum....[​IMG]
     
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    He has a lot of money. He needs a body guard because he has a lot of money. It's no big deal. He's not a violent person, so he might be vulnerable in those situations. I wouldn't worry; he's a good kid; he shouldn't have violent enemies.
     

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