Dwight: "I got big from BALCO"

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    Dwight: "I got big from BALCO"

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">NBA Commissioner David Stern was coming out of the Magic's dressing room before Orlando's game against the Kings when he ran into Howard, the 6 foot-11 center.

    "My, you're big -- and getting bigger," said Stern, who was in Sacramento meeting with city officials to help the Kings land a new arena. "Dwight, you had a great summer [playing for Team USA].''

    Howard, grinning from ear to ear, was wearing a sleeveless T-shirt. He flexed his biceps for the commish.

    "BALCO," Howard cracked. "I got big from BALCO."

    "That's not funny now," said Stern, who still couldn't help but laugh at Howard's steroids joke.</div>

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    [​IMG] That's hilarious. I love Dwight's sense of humor. Who else would have the balls to joke with the David Stern about taking 'roids?
     
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    Hahahahahaha that's awesome. He even made the prude David Stern laugh.[​IMG]
     
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    "My, you're big -- and getting bigger," said Stern.

    Something about that quote just makes me cringe.
     
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    are you by any chance swish14 from realgm lol??? that is funny
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">d-money12 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">are you by any chance swish14 from realgm lol??? that is funny</div>

    Yeah I post on there occasionally but not nearly as often as I post here.
     
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    That's awesome. Anybody who can make Stern laugh deserves an award.
     
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    thats funny as hell... makes it even more funny that he did it in front of stern..he's got some balls
     
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    nah man, stern is a lil bitch, i hate that dude, he's so gay man, stu jackson is the real ish in the nba... david stern=bad commish
     
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    stern is a great commish..he is just trying to take "the cool scene" out of the game which is what we young fans love..in all reality its better not to see iverson in jeans and a tall tee
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">MainMan Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">stern is a great commish..he is just trying to take "the cool scene" out of the game which is what we young fans love..in all reality its better not to see iverson in jeans and a tall tee</div>
    I agree with a lot of his ideas in principle, but he goes overboard.
    <div class="quote_poster">d-money12 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">nah man, stern is a lil bitch, i hate that dude, he's so gay man, stu jackson is the real ish in the nba... david stern=bad commish</div>

    He was referring to Dwight, not David. Also, the use of the term "gay" like that is just as bad as racism. If you could omit that from your diction, I'd appreciate it. [​IMG]
     
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    That would be gay.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">GotSkillz92 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That would be gay.</div>

    Care to explain what you're talking about for those of us who can't read minds?
     
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    Do we have to explain everything to you Swish. Chuck said that he would prefer that people wouldn't use the word gay and he was a smartass and said that what Chuck said was gay.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">GatorsowntheNCAA Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Do we have to explain everything to you Swish. Chuck said that he would prefer that people wouldn't use the word gay and he was a smartass and said that what Chuck said was gay.</div>

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    (Read the Magic Lounge if you don't get Gators' reference)
     

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