<div align="center"><font size=""3"">Chutney vs. Carter</font></div> The battle will require 3 verses from each competitor or it will last 48 hours (whichever happens first). Verses will have a maximum length of roughly 24 lines. At the end of the battle, the 4 judges and a popular vote will determine who advances into the 2nd round. Good Luck.
Outside the Nets forum, there’s consensus, commonly agreed, That your Dr. Seus lyrics won't be enough for you to succeed, So you come up against big time competition, in over your head, But I’m ready to dominate this thread, cover the 100 vote spread, Now you got two choices in front of you, such a tough decision, Torment for 3 verses or an instant death in a head-on collision, See I can give it like pit and the pendulum, CIA secret prison, Like a live lobotomy, my vocab creates the surgical incision, Chinese water torture: each line is another drop on your face, Or psychological tactics, make you feel like a goddamn disgrace, But the crowd may get restless, I have to acknowledge that reality, If JBB screams “Finish Him!” I’ll throw an uppercut for the “Fatality,” Quick and painless is the alternative, I can put you down like a vet, My rhymes will make you disappear as if you were an unwanted pet, There’s no preparing for my offense, I attack suddenly like a puma, Whip out my samurai sword and slice you apart quickly like Uma, So you’re facing this fork in the road, and if you want my advice, Just turn back and run, save your dignity, without thinking twice.
Carter's first rap in the tourney, gonna be great debut After I win you should get "Carter beat me" as a tattoo After feeling my raps, your gonna be all dizzy and sore Your raps are weirder than Kobe changing to twenty four Cuz after people see your raps their gonna be bored I can't lose to a rapper like you for God's sake If the judges vote for you it will be a mistake Umair beating me was a stupid joke Chutney battle with me and he'll choke I'm from the Bay where we go hyphy and go dumb After hearing my raps your head will be numb Like Billy King trying to trade Allen Iverson The Nets' forum has no team leader, the Raptors' have two But how come our forum get much more views? And speaking of forums, yours has no posts Your forum is filled with silent ghosts Your raps are all bad and a sabotage After hearing my raps you will scream "Oh My Bosh!" Seeing me rap has been a surprising treat Now Chutney's about to feel defeat
You rapped weak in the summer and, ever since, you’ve been in decline, We gave you the benefit of the doubt, but you’ve yet to drop a quality line, CPaul and Aznx posted first while your mind was still drawing a blank, They’ve already shown more skills than you and earned a higher rank, While, you pull out these cookie-cutter insults and drone on and on, Repetitive bullsh*t and weak lyrics that make the audience yawn, Can’t bother to waste time, I read your rap while I crammed for an exam, Still, your kindergarten verse was a rip-off of “Green Eggs and Ham,” You ranted about my forum, don’t know how that’s insulting to me, When this is coming from a poster who’s considered a blemish on JBB, Talking ‘bout how I’ll feel your rap, when it’s full of empty threats, But, you’re feeling my Raps now, ‘cuz they just beat up on your Nets, It’s hard for me to stay motivated, when the result’s not hard to foresee, That this battle’s more predictable than the ending to Star Wars: Episode 3, Your soft and amateur technique is quite easy for the judges to critique, An open and shut case that will end with me extending your losing streak, You have the look of a competitor, who’s accepted the inevitability of defeat, Questioning why you bothered to compete and trying to find a way to retreat, I’m here to do the job everyone’s wanted, leaving your confidence diminished, Force you to retire out of embarrassment and leaving your rap career finished.
Chutney thinks he's a good rapper for picking on someone half his size But you know what I'll make you better rap since I'm so nice Plus I'll embarrass you worse that Vince on Fredric Weis Your lyrics are weak, yet you keep on rapping People read your lines, and yet no one clapping The Nets lost to the Raptors today, yeah that's true But I'll leave you looking stupider than some one getting crossed by Skip to my Lou And this rap will come through Chutney the second seed rapper thinks he's all hard Hearing my raps willl get you scared and make you look like a retard I'm here to prove to Pakman, Air Fresh, and MrJ That after reading these raps they will betray And agree with me that I'm the better rapper and that you should just go away** P.S. Screw Canada all about the USA **: Go away as in retire
This battle’s over; don’t know why you bothered replying to my verse, There’s no comparison between us, so just stop trying ‘cuz your worse, You’re a self-proclaimed midget, who continues to post weak raps, Not even on my level yet, you’re left swinging at my kneecaps, And you don’t understand that you compete under misguided delusions, Left surprised when other competitors give you lopsided conclusions, To the audience my dismantling of your lyrics is like a sadistic show, Like a cruel form of torture, the way I pick apart your simplistic flow, Leaving your guard down, all of my insults hit you on the chin, Knock you with deadly content and style, and I’ve drawn the win.
This battle is up to it's last verse sad to say, and Chutney feeling confident He's thinks he's a good rapper picking on someone half his size, what an accomplishment We all know I'm gonna win, I perform in the clutch This thread is more pointless than Why does Kobe cry so much Your raps should be returned like NBA live 07 Your like an overplayed episode of 7th heaven I'm a better rapper than you, go ask Swish He'll say your like a Slam Ish You like a Scoop Jackson More useless than Speedy Claxton This rap was great and unfortunately has come to an end Cuz it's getting late, Chutney needs to get back to his boyfriend Good battle Chutney
R. Chutney was just better however you wanna look at it. Vcwannabe15 continues to improve, but he's not on R. Chutney's level yet. Sorry for the lack of substance in my judging, but I'm having trouble trying to come up with an explanation for a judgement that seems so obvious.
Flow: Chutney Wordplay: Chutney Punchlines: Chutney Creativity: Chutney <u>Comments:</u> Carter, I thought you put up a valiant effort against one of the better battlers on the forum, you've improved alot from what I last read of yours. I thought you had the right idea, but you simply didnt have enough in your arsenal to top Chutney. I thought your creativity and wordplay were decent, although lacking somthing, definatley need to put in some work in those areas. The main problem with your verses was the flow, a bit like GameFace in that you were a bit all over the place, so thats the main thing you need to work on. Very good effort though, I thought you did quite well against Chutney. Chutney, great work, I dont really have much to pick you up on, I mean theres always room for improvement, but its nothing you need to worry about in this tournament. I really liked your first verse, I got this feeling mid way through it that I was reading somthing from the GZA, with your intricate use of and play on words. <font size=""3""><u>Vote:</u> CHUTNEY</font>
Carter's definitely improved but Chutney's just too hard to go against. Chutney still seems to be in great form, and in the end just proved too skilled for Carter. My vote: Chutney.
Sorry Carter, this was unanimous. Chutney takes this. He threw great multis, had the flow and really ran circles around his rhymes. Vote: Chutney. Advice to Carter: you're really trying to FILL in rhymes too much without too much punch or flow.
