The battle will require 3 verses from each competitor. Verses will have a maximum length of roughly 24 lines. At the end of the battle, the 4 judges will determine who advances into the Semi-finals. In the case of a tie, a popular vote will determine the winner. Good Luck.
With my eyes solely on the prize, I’m working in a state of tunnel vision, Preoccupied with winning this tourney, victory’s the only thing I envision, I’m bringing guaranteed success, Brandon Jacobs in a goal line situation, ‘Cuz it ain’t possible for a single opponent to overcome my determination, You come weak, requiring visual aids to cover up your lackluster attack, Afraid to reveal yourself as a hack, you use pointless images to distract, Dude proved to be too feeble to withstand Air Fresh’s NY colonization, But, I’ve beat AF twice already: once in isolation and once in an affiliation, So what can the audience expect in anticipation of this Round 2 clash? Watch me smash on this fool and clean the mess: I’ll take out this trash, My verses force-feed you the bitter truth, like Karma’s voting analysis, Leaving you unable to cope with this reality in a severe state of paralysis, Make this battle the most humiliating experience that you’ve ever gotten, It’ll be similar to the new NBA, because “phunDamentalz” will be forgotten, I’ll have the audience clinging to my lines, waiting for your termination, Have JBB buzzing like an arthritic patient playing a game of “Operation.”
<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">With my eyes solely on the prize, I?m working in a state of tunnel vision, Preoccupied with winning this tourney, victory?s the only thing I envision, I?m bringing guaranteed success, Brandon Jacobs in a goal line situation, ?Cuz it ain?t possible for a single opponent to overcome my determination, You come weak, requiring visual aids to cover up your lackluster attack, Afraid to reveal yourself as a hack, you use pointless images to distract, Dude proved to be too feeble to withstand Air Fresh?s NY colonization, But, I?ve beat AF twice already: once in isolation and once in an affiliation, So what can the audience expect in anticipation of this Round 2 clash? Watch me smash on this fool and clean the mess: I?ll take out this trash, My verses force-feed you the bitter truth, like Karma?s voting analysis, Leaving you unable to cope with this reality in a severe state of paralysis, Make this battle the most humiliating experience that you?ve ever gotten, It?ll be similar to the new NBA, because ?phunDamentalz? will be forgotten, I?ll have the audience clinging to my lines, waiting for your termination, Have JBB buzzing like an arthritic patient playing a game of ?Operation.?</div> Tunnel vision? hah, more like NIGHT BLINDNESS Turn on the lights so you can see how FRIED your MIND is cause battling PHun is for insane psychopathics you dropped two lines complainin' bout my use of graphics? me to you is like Samuel Adams to Millers cause I get inside your head - like CSI to killers face it I'm too rich for your watery brew you really think you can slaughter me dude? Haha, That's a LAUGH, like David Spade playing SHAFT You're just MISCAST as the leader of this CLASS you did a nice job organizing but now it's time to go you're a good office manager but I'm the CEO cause my lines are kinetic kid they propel on their OWN And land like asteroids all up in your NOSE BONE Making a big ass sound when they hit like THUD! I'm wiping you off the soles of my shoes like CRUD! Cause my sound is heavy metal raw iron phundamental I create blockbusters like Ronnie to Sacramento My rhymes are so spicey there's no need to add PIMENTO Wait didnt you get the PM just yesterday I sent you? It said i'll cut you off like a pregnant chick's PLACENTA Leave your head spinning and diagnosed with DEMENTIA I'm winning every time like you're Milan and I'm JUVENTUS Coming out with lines that when read back sound STUPENDOUS
Who knew that rambling mess was a reply? You were forced to remind ‘em, Had to capitalize your rhymes or else no one would be able to find ‘em, You can keep throwing out your accusations to the unsuspecting masses, But, none of those lies get past me; I’m wearing night vision glasses, I’ll sneak up on you similar to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, And finish you quickly and with ease like you’re my philosophy exams, Your insults are nonsensical: a gunslinger shooting empty threats to no avail, I must’ve missed that pointless PM, because my inbox filters out junkmail, Canada’s free healthcare system keeps my sickness on the mic under control, Until I step into a hostile situation, then I’m like a repeat offender on parole, My approach is no holds barred; I come in and make the battlefield scarred, Insults that penetrate your guard, hit hard, and leave your reputation marred, Not only will I slaughter you, but I’ll undergo the process quite plainly, F**k PETA, I’ll process you like cheap steak and slit your throat inhumanely, You’re an easy target, I could point out your weak punches from a mile away, Regurgitating unoriginality like you’re a lyrical <insert in random clich?>, Equating yourself with Juventus when you lack knowledge of the situation, You can rack up all the wins you want when you’re stuck in relegation, Ain’t it the truth though, you and me are on completely different levels, You’re so far beneath me that you can send my greetings to the devil.
Your avy has fangs but you're the one biting ideas Your toothless ass raps are closer to verbal diarrhea Cause that night vision angle, that was 100% mine And i'm the first one to come up with the "penis state" line your rhymes lack soul like they're computer generated my rap jackets like a colonel - i'm highly decorated in this game i'm mentioned in HUSHED TONES deified like Eva PERON - and sweeter than TOBLERONE it's no wonder my rhymes are so goddamn influential potentially detrimental to anyone lacking mental-- skills talent flow man whatever you want to call it my raps raise cortisol like BINGE ALCOHOLICS that's right - i'm in hell - you prolly saw the flames you prolly saw the cemetery with all the rappers names cause i've slayed fields of MCs laid em flat on their backs like you they talked a lot but they lacked some nut sacks you're like "repeat offenders"? now that is some sick S*it like "Buffalo Bill" you prolly got a fake clit! and using AF as a benchmark of success???? that's even more pathetic than admitting you wear a dress keep comparing yourself to freaks now how is that bragging? your booby trap rhymes need SILICONE, THEY'RE SAGGING so go get a dictionary and look up the word "boasting" or better yet just search for one my prior postings.........
This battle?s a cakewalk; my lyrical dominance is a fact known universal, Started night vision talk? But you get confused when I react with a reversal, Then you boast about some penis insult, believing you?re original and clever, When an Urban Dictionary search will show the term?s been around forever, * Proud of your image? Think you?re well decorated? Then it must be a pity, That all it took was 3 of my stellar verses to easily strip you of your dignity, Now, you keep mentioning alcohol; I think that?s a fatal flaw you?ve exposed, Drowning in your sorrows, ?cuz your heritage leaves you genetically disposed, This is the type of near-death experience that?ll get you back on the bottle, I got that serial killer mentality on the mic, grab your neck and then I throttle, Characterizing me as solely Buffalo Bill, when I?m much more versatile, When it comes to slaughtering MC?s, I take from too many different styles, Deadly in the dark, as I mentioned, I?ll stalk you silently like Jame Gumb, And viciously attack until you feel numb, relentless is my rule of thumb, Born furious and in rage, I was a calculated killer while still a damn fetus, Now I?m unpredictable like Hannibal, unleashing Carnage as Kasady, Cletus, Watch the movie Se7en and you?ll recognize the part of me that?s John Doe, Punishing sinners, sending a message, and cleansing this forum is my M.O., See I condemned you to hell in my last post; I gave you an unenviable fate, Past the gates, past Styx, past the walls, and down to Circle number Eight, Now you?re among your own deviants, those who espouse fraud and deception, Guilty of maintaining a fake reputation and trying to distort JBB?s perception, Ain?t sh*t to brag about when you got demons hacking at you with their swords, Tearing you apart before your wounds heal, so you ain?t got relief to look towards, And, I?m still causing havoc after your death, with a brand new victim to chase, I rev my chainsaw for MrJ, with a ?phunDamental? addition to my Leatherface. * http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...merica%27s+wang
Good battle Chutney. Kasady? Cletus? and some dude named Jame Gumb? There's more to this game than making others feel dumb Like novocaine your info overload makes me numb you forgot that Less is More - that's Battle Rule Number 1 face it you ain't got the talent to stun you're reaching for your knife while I pull out a gun the river Styx? what is this bible study? you rock the preachers gown - - I'll stick with my black hoody cause you ain't got the insights that Phun has so you decide to s*it factoids right out your ass googling ideas and wikipedia-ing for lines i get my designs from a mind born to rhyme your raps are full of trivia cause what you spit is trivial while my good time bars make the crowd feel convivial your rhymes depress like a homework assignment when i take over the mic all the stars are in alignment and the galaxy makes sense and all the planets in it i get the little people amped like hyperventilating midgets cause me to words is like gasoline to Hyundais i get 50 words per gallon while you're sputtering on the freeway your raps make everybody get a case of the Mondays rap fans come out for me like the Jews come out on Sundays your time has come; i'm chasing a JBB championship cause my raps are on point like a three-ball from Stojakovic
I had to read through this 4-5 times. I really liked every verse in the battle. What finally made me able to come to a final conclusion was Chutney's ability to go through the battle without taking a line off, so to speak. It's like every line has a purpose with him. I also like how he tends to rhyme larger words with multiple syllables. I've always thought that sounds better, and it almost has the same affect as a multi. It's also more difficult to rhyme like that, especially when it's done on a consistent basis. It sucks to have to judge this battle, but since I have to, it's Chutney by a nose. Other than that, both did an excellent job of battling. There were definitely some memorable lines in the battle. Here's one that sticks out from each: <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Not only will I slaughter you, but I’ll undergo the process quite plainly, F**k PETA, I’ll process you like cheap steak and slit your throat inhumanely,</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting phundamentalz:</div><div class="quote_post">in this game i'm mentioned in HUSHED TONES deified like Eva PERON - and sweeter than TOBLERONE</div>
I really liked this battle as well. Phun performed much better than I expected, and both were pretty evenly matched in terms of flow and punchlines. Chutney, though, gets added points for throwing in some complex rhymes and his verses sounded poetic, at times. pHun also had quite a few filler lines, so to speak, like <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">and using AF as a benchmark of success???? that's even more pathetic than admitting you wear a dress </div> I had the impression that you could've used something else in the second line, lines like that really bring down the quality of the whole verse IMO. Favorite lines from both: <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Canada’s free healthcare system keeps my sickness on the mic under control, Until I step into a hostile situation, then I’m like a repeat offender on parole,</div> <div class="quote_poster">Quoting phunDamentalz:</div><div class="quote_post">me to you is like Samuel Adams to Millers cause I get inside your head - like CSI to killers</div> My vote in the end is going to Chutney.
I have to agree with you guys, phun was good, although there was just somthing about Chutney's verses I liked more. Nice battle guys. Vote: Chutney
Sweep, my vote goes to Chutney. I gotta say though, this was probably the best battle in the second round. PhunDamentalz came in with some momentum but Chutney was just spitting some fire. There were many lines I liked from the whole thing (and i'm too lazy to Copy>Paste so i'll leave it at that. I gotta say though, Chutney's flow was a little off in some of his verses, but his punches and wordplay was far better than Phund's.
