Deciding Battle: Umair vs. Carter

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  1. Iggy

    Iggy Iggy

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    <div align="center">The series between you 2 is 1-1. Each battler will have to post 3 verses each with a maximum of approximately 20 lines. The winner of this battle will be decided by a crowd/popular vote. Since this is not apart of the tourney, judges are not the only ones who will vote. Good luck to both battlers!

    [​IMG] VS. [​IMG]
    Umair VS Carter</div>

    Don't be afraid. I didn't stalk you. I just get these pictures from the JBB Member Picture Thread. LMFAO
     
  2. Legacy

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    I'll post a verse later tonight.
     
  3. Legacy

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    I guess since I just made a verse, I'll post it now.



    Pressure falling on Umair as we face of for the last time
    He’s 50 cent and I’m like 2pac in his prime
    Umair’s raps are so bad, posting them is a crime
    Umair, you are nothing compared to me boy, why even reply
    Cuz I’m like Jim Jones, “I fly High”
    Remember the first rap battle we ever had, I’m sure you do
    Now I’m bringing it up, let’s start to review
    <div class="quote_poster">Laker_fan Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">VC's winning so far. However, I need more raps to decide so continue as you were.</div>
    More than one person voted for me and I’m sure
    <div class="quote_poster">44Thrilla Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Agreed. VCwannabe is mopping the floor with him.</div>
    Now it's 2-0, even on Pakman’s face I can see a grin
    The raps you post isn’t only a crime, it's a sin
    Reading these raps will make your head spin
    You dropped out of the rap battle cuz you can't handle a loss
    B*itch get on your knees, cuz I'm the boss
    You're less popular then the sport lacrosse
    You raps are more humiliating then this rap battle tourney
    Sue me for you getting dissed so bad, use Notorious as you attorney
     
  4. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    I'm sorry, but lmao @ those pics...hahaha.
     
  5. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm sorry, but lmao @ those pics...hahaha.</div>

    I'm looking pimpin. [​IMG]
     
  6. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    This dude thinks he has improved yet his lines are still shitty
    I am bout to end this battle quick and in style like my boy Smitty
    Its time to get rid of the beef like the vegetarians
    His verses are looking worse than a jumper by Shawn Marion
    Look at his picture, trying to act hard with his dollar store shades
    Tryna be black with his f*ked up fade
    He thinks he has a chance of winning against me prolly smoking cocaine
    His edge-up is looking worse than the Katrina Hurricane
    Your lines can be compared to Ne-Yo songs because both are gay!
    You have just lost might as well save some time and just run away
    Reading this verse, you will get dizzy and might even flee
    I'm like Mohammed Ali cuz I sting like a bee
     
  7. Really Lost One

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    Holy sh*t Umair!

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Look at his picture, trying to act hard with his dollar store shades
    Tryna be black with his f*ked up fade
    He thinks he has a chance of winning against me prolly smoking cocaine</div>
     
  8. phunDamentalz

    phunDamentalz JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Epidemik Wrote</div><div class="quote_post"><div align="center">[​IMG]
     
  9. Legacy

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    This thread has 136 views already.
     
  10. phunDamentalz

    phunDamentalz JBB JustBBall Member

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    you guys are both horrible. what is this the battle to see who's the "least worst"??
     
  11. Legacy

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    This battle is more popular than anything the the tourney.
     
  12. phunDamentalz

    phunDamentalz JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This battle is more popular than anything the the tourney.</div>

    True, but Vanilla Ice is the top-selling rap artist of all time, so numbers aren't everything. [​IMG]
     
  13. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">True, but Vanilla Ice is the top-selling rap artist of all time, so numbers aren't everything. [​IMG]</div>

    [​IMG] I hate you.
     
  14. Pakman

    Pakman JBB ITS ON ME!!!

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    <div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm sorry, but lmao @ those pics...hahaha.</div>

    They have some hair on their heads, at least. [​IMG]
     
  15. Laker_fan

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    Vanilla Ice isn't the highest selling rap artist of all time. And Umair, are you sure you wrote them lyrics? I have my doubts, but if you have, you've improved alot.
     
  16. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Wtf you mean I wrote them lyrics? If I am talking about his shades and his fade then how could I copy them? How can I get the Smitty line? I am talking about him and his fade. I wrote them.
     
  17. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Also this battle is taking kind of long. Carter you want to do 2 verses instead of 3 verses so this can end quickly like our last battle or 3 verses?
     
  18. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting phunDamentalz to NTC regarding Clipse's album:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm starting to wonder ifyou even get what this hiphop is all about
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting phunDamentalz:</div><div class="quote_post">Vanilla Ice is the top-selling rap artist of all time</div>
    ?


    [​IMG]

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting wikipedia:</div><div class="quote_post">He is known by his stage names: <u>2Pac and Makaveli.</u> He is recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as the top-selling hip-hop artist, having sold over 73 million albums worldwide.</div>
     
  19. Legacy

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    I guess it should be 2 verses since school started today and I'm busy again.
     
  20. Legacy

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    Verse 2, I coming out with fierce
    Like a game winning shot by Paul Pierce
    Umair going a verse without a joke about my mom
    I guess he's depressed about his uncle Sadaam
    Your pic being used as an avatar is a big disgrace
    Now every time people post we see your ugly face
    You don't have a sig right now, no more left to steal?
    Your so ugly, I bet Rosie O'Donnell has more sex appeal
    Ask durvasa and he'll show you a graph
    That anything you say make people laugh
    Umair is a loser but, the self proclaimed king of JBB
    But in the rap battles, I <font color=""Red"">burned you</font> to a higher degree

    Btw Umair, that pic of me was from 5 months ago. My hair looks different.
     

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