Hot chicks with douchebags

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  1. I-Miss-MJ

    I-Miss-MJ JBB I am so SMRT

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Dayum! The chick in the second photo is like Whoa! The things I've love to do to those ti...</div>

    They just dont seem right.
     
  2. Schaddy

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    Posing with cans of Miller Lite (which is not altogether a bad beer...:wisconsin:) is a great way to show what a classy lady you are...

    Yeah, those guys all pretty much look like pricks. [​IMG]
     
  3. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Definition (from Urbandictionary.com):

    A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the **** down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.</div>

    That's a horrible way to classify a douchebag. Almost everyone I know (including me) gels thier hair and puts thier collar up, it doesn't make us douchebags. I think your attitude would make you worthy of being a douchebag.
     
  4. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That's a horrible way to classify a douchebag. Almost everyone I know (including me) gels thier hair and puts thier collar up, it doesn't make us douchebags. I think your attitude would make you worthy of being a douchebag.</div>

    That's more of a Caucasian definition really (the hair-gelling part), and you're an Australoid, right?
     
  5. Shard

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    I know someone who is the definition of a douchebag, and here is why:

    He started off not liking me, but then for some reason he wanted to become friends with me. He assumed I was a wigger first off, and he started trying to talk to me about T.I. and the movie Boyz In The Hood (which I have never seen). This guy is definitely more of a rock person and says he hates wiggers and all that. Now, he also is supposedly a big hot rod fan is in all these MySpace groups about how imports suck and hot rods are the best and he says hes fixing up a Corvette and ****. And this asshole starts asking me what cool import cars are and asking me about Integras and stuff. I'm not even really an import fan he just thinks I am because I'm cooler than him. THEN he goes and buys a four door Volkswagen Golf, enough said.

    For further proof, here is his picture...

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    God I hate this ************. And he hates me again and has all his friends IM me and stuff lol, one kid sends my friend a picture of him pointing a gun at the camera. I'm sorry for venting here but this guy is a douche. I don't think wearing stuff makes you that much of a douche... but when you're this ************ you scream douche.
     
  6. Sasha

    Sasha ...since the beginning.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm not even really an import fan he just thinks I am because I'm cooler than him.</div>
    Hahahahaha. Good rant though. How old are you BTW?
     
  7. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    <div class="quote_poster">Sasha Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hahahahaha. Good rant though. How old are you BTW?</div>

    Thank you thank you. I'm 19.
     
  8. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Thank you thank you. I'm 19.</div>

    I thought you were 102?
     
  9. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    <div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I thought you were 102?</div>

    I'm 19 at heart though.
     
  10. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

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    Man, those types of earrings really annoy the **** out of me.
     
  11. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I also don't like people who take pictures of themselves against the mirror. Don't know why, I just find it douche-ish.
     
  12. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    I think ultimate douchyness is taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom.
     
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    I will agree with most of the posters in this thread, and say I don't like the popped collar thing either.
     
  14. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Dayum! The chick in the second photo is like Whoa! The things I've love to do to those ti...</div>

    If you bury your face in them you'll get lost for sure. Pick up the map located at the left nipple.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Schaddy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Posing with cans of Miller Lite (which is not altogether a bad beer...:wisconsin:) is a great way to show what a classy lady you are...

    Yeah, those guys all pretty much look like pricks. [​IMG]</div>

    Buahahahaha! So true, so true. The best is when they order a Miller lite and ask for a slice of lime.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG]
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    ^that chick in the photo might be more busted than him.
     
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    norespect JBB gotta nuke something...

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    <div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hmm, I see a lot of douchebags, but not many hot chicks.</div>

    Come on, that second chick has a cute face and her hoots are datable alone.
     
  19. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That's a horrible way to classify a douchebag. Almost everyone I know (including me) gels thier hair and puts thier collar up, it doesn't make us douchebags. I think your attitude would make you worthy of being a douchebag.</div>

    It is mostly one's attitude that determines their douchiness but gelling your hair and popping your collar basically makes you a douche by default in the eyes of many (including myself). All those guys in the pics scream "douche" to me, I'd know since I go to a school literally filled with them. Gelled back hair, pretty boy looks, wear expensive ass clothes and pop the collars, act hard in pics, you know if you pushed them against a wall they'd give you all their money and submit like a bitch. They drive BMW's paid for by their dads blasting Chamillionaire and Lil John (without them I'm sure hip hop would be in a much better place).

    I know a few guys who do pop their collar and drive their dad's Mercedes whilst blasting mainstream "rap" who are tolerable and even cool to hang out with but they're just a few out of all the guys I know.
     
  20. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Run BJM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">It is mostly one's attitude that determines their douchiness but gelling your hair and popping your collar basically makes you a douche by default in the eyes of many (including myself). All those guys in the pics scream "douche" to me, I'd know since I go to a school literally filled with them. Gelled back hair, pretty boy looks, wear expensive ass clothes and pop the collars, act hard in pics, you know if you pushed them against a wall they'd give you all their money and submit like a bitch. They drive BMW's paid for by their dads blasting Chamillionaire and Lil John (without them I'm sure hip hop would be in a much better place).

    I know a few guys who do pop their collar and drive their dad's Mercedes whilst blasting mainstream "rap" who are tolerable and even cool to hang out with but they're just a few out of all the guys I know.</div>

    They're in HS and have Mercedes? Wow.

    Maybe you're just jealous that they're getting all the poontang? [​IMG]
     

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