Police Report: Kwame Throws Cake At Man

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  1. bbwSwish

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">According to a police report, Kwame Brown allegedly snatched a man's $190 2-by-2-foot chocolate birthday cake.

    Brown allegedly hurled it at the man and struck him in the back.

    The 5-foot-9, 165-pound Martinez, tried to confront the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown, but Brown got into a white limousine, the report said.

    A motive for the incident is not yet known.</div>

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    LMAO [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Detectives looked into a possible case of grand theft and presented it to the Hermosa Beach city prosecutor, who decided to throw the case out.

    Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the episode, but had been informed prosecutors were not seeking charges.</div>

    I'm glad the judge went ahead and through the case out. Grand theft is a ridiculous charge. I think it's just a case of Kwame's bad hands coming into play.

    This is probably what happened.

    Martinez: "Wow Kwame Brown from the Laker!"
    Kwame: "How's it going?"
    Martinez: "Kwame you gotta give me your autograph and could you wish happy birthday on it?"
    Kwame: "Of course, do you have a pen?"
    Martinez: "Yeah I do, it's in my car, but I'll need you to hold the cake, ok?"
    Kwame: "No problem."

    Martinez hands the cake over to Kwame, and turnarounds to get the pen out of his car. Kwame fumbles the cake in the air and it hits Martinez in the back.
     
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    lmao

    A motive for the incident is not yet known, shape you should be a detective I think you got it lol
     
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    I think they are just bogus allegations. If that Martinez guy was celebrating his b-day then he must have been drunk as hell. IMO.
     
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    Kwame needs to work on his butterfingers! LOL. He can't even hold a cake!! Grand Theft for stealing a cake??
     
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    lol @ people actually analyzing this case.
     
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    lol the Los Angeles Cakers
     
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    That's some serious Looney Tunes action.
     
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    HAHAHAHA lol los angeles cakers
     
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    throwing a birthday cake = lame

    Kwame Brown throwing a birthday cake = real
     
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    [​IMG] It would have been even funnier if it was Smush Parker, but still. Wtf?
     
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    Ah damn....and I just got a new sig.....

    Lmao, Kwame is one weird guy.
     
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    So mean, lol. But, the man had to have said something provokinh got Kwame to do something so loony-toonish.
     
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    LMFAO! This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
     
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    Yea, when I read the title, I was like whaaaaa? It would have been great to have that captured on carmera.
     
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    I bet you that Martinez had a cake in his hands and handed it to Kwame:

    Martinez: Wow Kwame Brown from the Lakers! Throw the cake over to me like you were throwing a pass
    Kwame: No problem
    Martinez: I'm open!
    Martinez: Damn man, you hit me in the back#$@!
    Kwame: I'm out!
     
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    i bet u bynum was sitting back eating cereal when this was all happening
     

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