<div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Is this for the tourney?</div> Nah. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Go ahead and start it off.</div> I dunno if I can do something today. Maybe tommorow - got a Regents to study for. Oh and 3 verses each, y'know the same as the tourney.
<div class="quote_poster">A.F. Venom Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Ight it's whatever, I say 2 verses should be good.</div> Aight 2 then.
Ladies and gentleman, you are now about to witness A one-sided slaughtering so vicious and malicious But this is MrJ we?re talking about, can we be surprised? Anyway, for your own safety, viewer discretion advised: His ass is gassed when his only supporters are Brian~and~Smitty It?s shameful that your name?s bull, so stop lyin?~you?re~shitty Like Edvard Munch, my masterpieces will have A.F. doing the scream He?s like The Game, the only way he can see Master J, is in his ?Dreams? Yes, he?s the same dumb ass that will put the Jaguars as his favorite team Or GZA as his favorite player, but did it occur to him that this is a basketball forum Just listened to Blueprint a week ago, tried to Takeover but I have an Ether for him You don?t spit venom, but we didn?t dispel the first initials though The only way they can be true is if the A.F. stands for Artificial Flow Over here see, I?m premier B, so clearly between us I?m the official pro I?m cruising while you losing, therefore giving up is beneficial so? Do yourself a favor and savor your last moments You trying to test the best, but that?s a bad omen Just know you can?t touch me, trust me, it?s so easy to cut B It?s not the summer, but I?ll slice this fruit cake like Chutney
The Undertakers Story Why did you start with me/ Now ya garbage ass is about to be faded// and I've talked to Dream/ He agreed to add you to "MC's that are overrated"// See, I don’t even spit flames, dudes/ I speak fumes// Messing with me fool/just get ready your tomb// And once you got ya tomb, go ahead and rev up the hearse// Cause I Kill with my rhymes, and ya Stone will contain my verse// Your career could have been salvaged, if you just would have fled// But you attempted to be a hero, so your 6 feet under instead// It’s an ugly outcome when you wanna run ya mouth like Sheed// So this is what the gravestone above your broken body will read: <div align="center"> Here lies Mrs. J, his bones and his Flesh Sadly his life was taken; lyrically executed by Fresh It didn’t have to happen this way, the battle could have took Cease Instead Mrs tried to fight anyway, now may his soul Rest In Peace Mrs. J wasn’t a bad dude, he could spit a little something ‘alright’ But it’s obvious what happens, if you underestimate AF’s might Now the few of J's friends, family, and fans are left morning So if anybody else wants some of A.F.-V: let this be ya warning</div>
There ain’t no question this rap game is like my profession Since “college” isn’t helping, I’ll give you a rap philosophical session: <u>Your Flow:</u> Nothing close to a pro; this battle you should forego Not even an amber alert can find this kid’s flow I flow nastier than diarrhea, so beating me is ASSinine It’s effortless when I rhyme, I just do it to pass the time But just like a constipated baby, despite trying so hard, your sh!t is always soft Thought I was in a coffin, but I’m out the tomb like I was raided by Lara Croft And the reason why I say that I’m better is because it’s true It’s like I’m from Detroit the way my verse Piss tons on you <u>Lesson:</u> There is absolutely no proximity between our creativity These bars exclusivity make him feel like he’s in captivity I have a proclivity for spitting fire in this rhyming activity Despite his negativity, he won’t experience progressivity Daddy exhibits insensitivity so this thread has no festivities This flow’s best, so my grotesque slaughter is reaching productivity I have a rapping affinity, and I flow with divinity Trying to beat MrJ? You have a better chance counting to infinity Actually, Air Femininity has a better chance losing his virginity My creativity shocks the fans like my flow has electricity Me just spitting this toxicity I’m giving you publicity So if you don’t fall back then you have to beg for repentance Because my raps get more I’s (eyes) than a Umair sentence Regardless of the circumstances, I am always gonna get mines But you couldn’t grasp the concept if you read between the lines: A. l F. l Vagina, l put l the l mic l down, l you l suck l Murking these pseudo-intellects like my name was Chuck <u>Copyright Infringement:</u> I used R.I.P. against Chutney and against J_Ray titled my verse Now he’s trying to be like Michael the way he Jack son’s work This clown was down on ideas so he stole, since his tank was empty You’re DREAM-ing if you say I’m overrated—I’m rated over MC’s! With this final verse I’m putting the lid~on his~tomb I’m hanging this Fresh poster like a kid~in his~room I’ll stay on top of this battle and ahead of you hundreds of miles Let’s see you try to counter my verse without biting my style Thought you had me done, but it’s like lightning when I strike This dyke finally realized it’s impossible to stop Mike on the mic
The MC Medical Demonstration Fall back f**er, you?d be better off if you tried to watch me and mimic// Now I?ma show everybody the difference between a real verse and a GIMICK// First I?ll wash the blood off my palms, and then begin the medical expedition// So all you JBB rappers take out ya notes, as I lyrically dissect my opposition// Bar for bar its no match, I got too many killa quotes// We?ll start this off by examining this little b!tches throat// <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> Nothing close to a pro; this battle you should forego Not even an amber alert can find this kid?s flow:</div> Realize what Mr. J really recommends/ and understand what he actually means// That I?m not a pro- more like a LEGEND/ and my flow cannot ever BE SEEN// By now yall should know first hand, I?m Notorious for lyrical plague// It?s like an Epidemik, when I battle, the toxication is sprayed// <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I flow nastier than diarrhea, so beating me is ASSinine It?s effortless when I rhyme, I just do it to pass the time</div> Pay attention to his first line, he just proved that he can?t F with-me// Cause he made one of my points, his flow is garbage cause its SH!TTY// J, I?m ten times stronger, so there is really no reason to even fight you// Somewhere you f?d up: battling me Karma came back to bite you// Now we?re moving along, lets analyze the logic of this fool?s brain// Closely watch how Mr. J?s mistakes are going to result in Major Pain: // <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">There is absolutely no proximity between our creativity These bars exclusivity make him feel like he?s in captivity I have a proclivity for spitting fire in this rhyming activity Despite his negativity, he won?t experience progressivity Daddy exhibits insensitivity so this thread has no festivities This flow?s best, so my grotesque slaughter is reaching productivity I have a rapping affinity, and I flow with divinity Trying to beat MrJ? You have a better chance counting to infinity Actually, Air Femininity has a better chance losing his virginity My creativity shocks the fans like my flow has electricity Me just spitting this toxicity I?m giving you publicity </div> I admit, at first glance this might LOOK like a nice verse// But as I looked a second time, I noticed Mr. J?s gotten worse// A bunch of bland punches at first, masked by some fancy words// Check his last two rounds its NOTHING we haven?t seen or heard// You got a new acronym for A.F? Man that ish is getting played// And I beat up 3 pussies in 06?, my lethal lyrics have been LAYED// We?ve seen everything from played words, and corny proclamations// Now we?ll prosecute the lines behind all of these FALSE accusations// <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">This clown was down on ideas so he stole, since his tank was empty You?re DREAM-ing if you say I?m overrated?I?m rated over MC?s!</div> You rated over a couple of losers, but rated UNDER a lot of other- MC?s:// That includes: Karma, Chutney, Swish, Smitty, Iggy, and another- ME// I?m down on ideas? Homeboy your just shooting up lame blanks// Even if I did steal yours, then I took them to a whole other rank// <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">With this final verse I?m putting the lid~on his~tomb I?m hanging this Fresh poster like a kid~in his~room</div> Your calling me a swagger jacker? Now exactly who the F are you? // Everybody knows the only person that uses that symbol is Junoon// <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Thought you had me done, but it?s like lightning when I strike This dyke finally realized it?s impossible to stop Mike on the mic</div> What everybody should realize is, that this is the lie of all lies// I know I had you done, your access to my turf was denied// I?m ImMortal in Kombat, because my attacks are more blunter// So watch ya back on these boards boy, I?m JBB?s MC Hunter// Dr. A.F. Venom: successfully surgery on the Mike, that left incisions// So next time son, try and make some smarter rapper decisions// I?m diagnosing you with: MC Repetivity and Dishonesty?your lips were just flappin// Now I prescribing you with my suggestion b!tch nigg@- JUST STOP RAPPIN//
Wow, very nice battle. I think the 2nd verse from both was absolutely amazing. And thats what pretty much decided it for me. I thought AF's second was slightly better then Mr. J's, so my vote goes to <font size=""3"">AF Venom</font>
Both had great, great 2nd verses, MrJ's 2nd verse is his best so far, same for A.F. I like how MrJ responded to AF's verse, and I thought MrJ pretty much had it won, but AF just picked it apart, which had me buggin. So my vote goes to... AF Venom
"And I beat up 3 pussies in 06?" Um I know you aren't including me in that 3. you are very transparent man. Don't you know that constantly pumping yourself up and boosting your own ego only shows how insecure you are? "fresh city", the "freshness" venom, etc.... and pandering to voters by listing all the guys you (a guy who likes Lil Wayne) thinks is better than J? I'm on to you kid. But my unbiased pick in this battle is you. You did well in this so I give you the nod.
<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">"And I beat up 3 pussies in 06?" Um I know you aren't including me in that 3. you are very transparent man. Don't you know that constantly pumping yourself up and boosting your own ego only shows how insecure you are? "fresh city", the "freshness" venom, etc.... and pandering to voters by listing all the guys you (a guy who likes Lil Wayne) thinks is better than J? I'm on to you kid. But my unbiased pick in this battle is you. You did well in this so I give you the nod.</div> I'm just having fun man, I'm not even an egotistic person, this is the internet. But props to you for being unbiased, don't take what I say so serious, its just out of fun.
My vote goes to MrJ. I didn't really like how he started out and initially thought A.F. was ahead. However, his 2nd verse was a killer. Not only was the concept original, but it was complex and it hit hard. He managed to call out A.F. on his last verse while insulting him with a multitude of multi's and clever wordplay. Fresh's response was great too, but he spent a lot more time countering and not enough throwing out new insults. Also, it was much longer. As a result, I felt like he didn't post a convincing enough final post. Both of you produced a great battle, though. (btw, A.F.'s used my Karma line. I was thinking of using something similar in the team battles).
I think if this is the "best battle" on JBB, we should make it more than 5. Maybe 7? Oh yeah and good battle.
