Opening week of the 'Tag Team Tourney' has finally come. Battles will consist of 2 verses from each team. A verse can consist of color-coded mini verses from each battler, or it can be one huge combined verse. The deadline for finishing the battle will be next Friday (February 9) at 12AM E.T. During the tournament each team will have a total of 5 battles against every team, and the top teams with the best records face off for the championship. Here is the schedule for the first week. Team 1: A.F Venom and Notorious Team 2: Umair and MrJ Team 3: J_ray and Blur Team 4: NTC187 and Remix Team 5: Swish and Epidemik Team 6: Chutney and Carter Week 1 1 vs. 6 2 vs. 3 4 vs. 5 Good Luck!
Y?all have crossed the line, thinking you could challenge the masters, Chutney and Carter blow away the competition like a natural disaster, See we could acknowledge Venotorious (or whatever it has become), But, it?d be a waste of time; we?d rather pick y?all off, one by one: <font color=""Navy"">Notorious is a horrible poster and embarrassment to JustBBall, His posts are more useless and hated than the NBA?s new ball, Well the new ball?s been taken out and now it?s your turn, ?Cuz this site hates you like D. Stern, wants you to never return, He?s been hibernating and hiding in the off-topic section, But, we?re going to kick him out and take away his protection,</font> <font color=""DarkRed"">Got my prints all over this fool and I?m ashamed to call him my creation, What I intended to be a top-notch MC has ended up an abomination, He contacted me out of desperation; asking for help with his verses, So out of pity, I provided motivation; tips on his insults and reverses, Well, now I?m stopping the tutorial, watching you panic, and smiling, As you try to compensate, looking for ?The Idiot?s Guide to Freestyling,? I started you off and taught you everything that you currently know, But, you should know there?s still a lot of skills that I had yet to show, A.F.?s feeling confident with his record, thinking his rhymes are tight, But he must?ve forgotten about Chutney: I?m still his kryptonite, He hasn?t even beaten me, either when I?m flying solo or affiliated, It?s a pattern we?ve created, one that always leaves him humiliated, And now we know Venom?s weaknesses, ready to make him retire, Can?t overcome us, ?cuz my flow is supersonic and Carter spits fire,</font> <font color=""Navy"">A.F. and Notorious, they both live in the Random Thought Thread, Instead of having their own lives, they sit and dream of one instead. Changing his username every week, can't stick with a damn name, No matter what you change it to you'll still be recognized as a shame, He?s a terrible rapper, K-Fed has more street cred than Fresh, And he?s got no defense so my insults will penetrate the flesh.</font> Now you?re stuck between a rock and a hard place, in more than one way, You can choose to provoke another beatdown or give up and stay away, And on the other hand, our words got you spinning like the Tasmanian Devil, Carter and Chutney taking ?Hooked on Phonics? to a whole ?nother level. <font color=""Navy"">Carter</font> <font color=""DarkRed"">Chutney</font>
<font color=""blue"">What up Notorious, I’m in the mood for murdering these MCS//</font> <font color=""Black"">Me To, A.F., I’m about to show off my lyrical expertise//</font> <font color=""blue"">Hold up Man first I got a lot of things I want to get of my chest//</font> <font color=""Black"">Yall done fu!ked up now, you put the Kings' power to test:</font> // <font color=""blue"">Okay Chutney beat me a couple times, but there is something to note// The first time I was a premature MC, and both were by ONE VOTE// But the times have changed, and my ranks have gotten a lot higher// Sh*t, I’m even in your top 3 ‘dude’, admit that to my rhymes you admire// And Carter, what can I even say that hasn’t already been said bout ya punk a$$// --The only f@g in JBB History to get Ethered by the kid with a Porno mustache// Your no where near my level son, I don’t have to say much of anything else// Now sit back and watch me murk your team mate while your under his belt// I’m insulted by those piss poor bars you posted, damn your creativity is shot// No I’m bout spoil JBB with a flow like liquid, that’ll leave ya Chutney to rot// I really am surprised you had the balls to bother to show up to this fight// But I’m still fu!king you up like pu$$y, you must be a hermaphrodite// There is no such thing as an A.F. Venom kryptonite or a weakness// Cause I got lines that are strept throat sick—they leave judges speechless// I can look at Chutney’s rhymes, and can tell that he isn’t ready// So I stunt the growth of this MC, my bars are TOO HEAVY//</font> <font color=""Blue"">I've landed my punches, its time for Notorios to finish the brutality//</font><font color=""Black""> Now watch as I turn AF's statement into reality//</font> <font color=""Black"">Your right, we are Venotorious, and you better remember that name// You see, were on another level, not even playing the same game. Instead of attacking you each one by one; I'd rather disect your lines// Cause my style makes it hard for you to catch-up, like I was Heinz. And yes, I am like the new NBA ball, in alot of ways// A lot of people cant handle me-my rhymes cant be phased. Another thing you were right about, i was hibernating during the winter// but now I'm going crazy on yall lame asses, hungry to be the winner. Chutney, dont you remember, your the one who came to me// Just because you didnt have enough people, for the winter tourney. Already forgetting things, thats an early sign of All-timers disease// Maybe you forgot this too,trying to shake Venotorious is harder then learning Chinese. The Idiots Guide to Freestyling? Better hand that over to your partner// Cause he needs all the help he can get, too bad that idiot will never get smarter. You say your flows supersonic,well that explains alot. THATS why no one can hear it, and Carter spits fire? i think you meant dribbles water, cause that phrase is more legit.</font> <font color=""Blue"">AF Venom </font> <font color=""Black"">Notorious</font> <font color=""Blue"">Ve</font><font color=""Black"">Notorious </font>
Carter and Chutney, we enforce rap legality and bring down the lame, And our case centers on 2 amateurs who lack respect for this game, So, we got both of these delinquents beat down and apprehended, Planning interrogation without lawyers, so they can’t be defended, Only for a short time span, but we have both these fools isolated, Gonna hit them hard for a confession and leave their ego’s deflated, We each know all about the crimes after carefully studying the scene, Prepared and eager to hit them with that “good cop/bad cop” routine: <font color=""DarkRed"">Hey what’s happening, y’all have been cooped up in here for some time, I suppose that’s a lot of punishment for simply spitting out crap rhymes, Just to make sure, I’m going to list out what you’ve been arrested for: False claims, Boring the audience, and a general disrespect for the hardcore, Now those are tough charges to beat, I really don’t envy your situation, Concrete evidence is hard to defeat, and it’s present all over this location, We can see so many threads of subpar rhyming with only a single glance, Signed with that “creative” name (Venotorious), at every possible chance, Notorious, you’re still a young’un, a minor, and a brat: so don’t despair, If you co-operate, you could even have the chance to return to daycare So, we can go easy on y’all if you guys confess and show us repentance, I don’t want to be too aggressive, I’d rather give out a minimum sentence …….</font> <font color=""Navy"">Damn Chutney, you’re being too easy: this is Officer Yama on duty, You’re letting Fresh and Notorious run away like a bunch of p*ssies, Oh my bad, I’m being insensitive ‘cuz they already are, Why else would they be crying after starting this lyrical war? First off Notorious, we got you booked for trying to be something you ain’t, Throwing out weak raps that look worse than those sigs you make in Paint, You should’ve quit son, retired when you still had respect, Before your reputation on this forum was completely wrecked, Posting no where else, except the Design Studio or in Hip Hop threads, Well we’ve taped up those areas so you need to watch where you tread, Little boy leave these forums, where men conduct business, Before I break out my fists, and do more than just diss …….</font> <font color=""DarkRed"">Yo ease up on the profanity Carter, it makes young Notorious queasy, And you can’t bust out your fists, ‘cuz you know Fresh bruises easy, Y’all were never a threat, so we don’t have to charge you for assault, Inflated egos come from no one calling you out, so that ain’t your fault, And nobody actually read you whole verse, so being boring won’t stick, But, you can’t be excused for disrespecting the 2 lyricists who flow sick …….</font> <font color=""Navy"">That’s what I’m saying Chutney, these fools came out slinging that mud, But their lines were all duds, and now they’re afraid I’ll draw blood, Throwing out all that bullsh*t, with those weak accusations, Not knowing that I’ll show some brutality, without hesitation, I mean, I have lost to Umair, I have to admit that it’s true, But, stop living in the past and you’ll see I’ve outrapped both of you …….</font> <font color=""DarkRed"">Whatever Carter, this interrogation is finished, we got enough information, To take these embarrassments off the forum and complete our investigation, Lock them up in rap prison, after a trial eliminates the chance of exoneration, Where they'll be lyrically raped by their “bunk buddies”, left in a precarious situation.</font> <font color=""DarkRed"">Chutney</font> <font color=""Navy"">Carter</font>
What is Murder? We'll tell you............. <font color=""Blue"">It took four days for a forced concept, back down you little homos// Everybody knows yall fumble wins when its crunch time like Romo// Posted that trashy ass verse, the sh!t was nearly 50 lines-long// But damn you only dissed me in two, it’s because I rhyme-strong// I’ve been in the most battles here, tell me who is the most consistent?// Posted so many ill verses, tell me who has been the most efficient? // Not to mention the fact, that both of you had ZERO rebuttals// The Atlantic couldn’t hold my skill set-Chutney, yours fit in puddles// B known for lyrically dissecting MCs now I’ma cop killer instead// So disregard all the BS lies these dirty pigs posted in the thread// Forget a lawyer I’ll defend myself, on these false charges I’m acquitted// Now I’ll explain to the general public, the crimes I REALLY COMITTED// What is murder? I’m flagrantly fouling but don’t give a Fu!k about a referee// Did it with the first verse, and I’ma kill yall again- Fu!k DOUBLE JEPORDY// There is blood on my keys, how is that for some evidence?// And we got two DEAD MCS, it’s obvious of what’s evident!// I’ll put my right hand in the air, and tell yall what really happened// Jurors sit back as I plead guilty, to the charges of Killing-While-Rappin// If I remember correctly it began last year, in the summer that’s when// Kids said they wanted to start battles, and I’ve been ON THE RUN SINCE// That’s when a man was turned murderer, and started doing other crimes// Like killing microphones, and STEALING other rappers lives// I was about to start another killing spree-now these crooked cops wanna sue-him// Trying to put me behind their weak bars, but instead I’m BUSTIN RIGHT THREW-EM// Next time be wise before you show up to a fight with Venotrious// Cause now we're havin bacon for dinner tonight, we always VICTORIOUS// </font> <font color=""Black"">The last verse has begun and I wont hesitate to diss you// We're the hottest thing after the sun, while your last verse was swing-and-miss 2 Ill start with Carter, the self proclaimed "Kobe Bryant of Hip Hop"// But when he comes in my house, ill kick his ass like i was Mirko Crocop Same as with that "Popular chick", in battlin he has no shot// and even if he did, AF and I here to make sure its blocked Just look at the name alone, and in rappers it strikes fear// Meanwhile Carter, even Chutney says your rhymes are lower tier Profanity doesnt make me queasy, garbage rhymes do// Thats why my flow is so sick, your verse is in my view If anything this battle is one sided, I claim this is our route// The weak disses Chutney had against me are the last he’ll put out Everybody knows my style, and what exactly I bring to the table// Pack more punches than Tyson, after this your condition won’t be stable Combine me and AF; Chutney, and were like Spawn to you son// So we cannot be beaten, cause our skills are second-to-none. Yo AF, get out the body bags, this team is over and done// The first on a list, of 4 more MC teams soon to come</font> <font color=""Black"">Notorious</font> <font color=""Blue"">A.F. Venom </font> <font color=""Blue"">Ve</font><font color=""Black"">Notorious </font>
Tough decision, but I'm going to have to go with Venotorious. Chutney was his usual self, but Carter kind of brought him down. A.F. however came out swinging and he connected along with some strong support from Notorious. So yeah my vote goes to Venotorious.
Well Im going to have to go with B22 and Notorious. There was less of a drop off between those two then there was between Chutney and Carter. Chutney brought his A game, but B22 and Notorious seemed to mesh together better than he and Carter.
<div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">2-0 keep voting.</div> Yo man, you dont need to rush everything. None of the other battles are done, and we arent gonna get a prize if ours finishes first. Just chill man.
<div class="quote_poster">Notorious Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yo man, you dont need to rush everything. None of the other battles are done, and we arent gonna get a prize if ours finishes first. Just chill man.</div> Yeah I know. Just want to encourage people to vote.
Damn man this battle was nice. Chuntey as always I loved your verses and your hard hits man. Carter dude you have improved big time. I love your creativity and your disses about Ventorious. I loved the way you made up things about them. That was pretty nice. Now Air Fresh, you attacked Chutney pretty well and I thought yall didn't have enough creativity to beat Chutney and Carter, but man Notorious had some funny lines. I loved his first verse especially. The whole thing was off the chain. Notorious, I loved your disses about Carter and I think your help with Air Fresh really owned this battle. Chutney and Carter yall were real good, but I am going to go with Air Fresh and Notorious. Carter man, keep on improving, you had some nice lines. MY VOTE: VENTORIOUS
