Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl? A: No one knows, and we may never find out! Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common? A: They get blown out on the same day every year. Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, the don't beat anybody. Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. The Definition of an optimist: A Buffalo Bills fan waiting at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for the Bills to return from winning the Super Bowl. Q: What do you call 53 men watching the superbowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your front yard? A: Paint a goal line across it. You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a Lions fan.. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the Lions fan? twice.
I like this one personaly A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, the don't beat anybody.
Time goes by, but the jokes never die... I remember most of these jokes from the late 70's and early 80's. My dad used to hear them at work and tell them to my brother and I on the weekends. Fun stuff...
I've got to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back. I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. - Larry the Cable Guy
