Holy Sh*t!

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  1. NTC

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    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What's funnier? That you didn't read a few posts above you to find out that Mamba was just joking about G.I. Jane. [​IMG]

    Anyway, I think that all of you guys are queers. I'd love her regardless of hair. Her face is beautiful, almost perfect.</div>

    Oh right, my bad, lol. I wasnt really paying much attention.

    So she just shaved her head for no reason? [​IMG]

    Also...

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  2. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    Alba's a quirky looking wab.

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    'Nuff said.
     
  3. NTC

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    Meh.

    I've personally never been a fan of Britney, looks wise, her new "look" over the last couple of years brings me to the verge of throwing up.
     
  4. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    I think they're both ugly.

    Damn celeb talk, just STFU already and go back to porn stars why don't ya'?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">BTW you clowns, I was kidding. She isn't trying out for a role.

    [​IMG] I can't believe some of ya'll believed me.</div>

    Well, I didn't get to see the pic earlier, because it wasn't working, so I assumed you had a pic of her auditioning in a army uniform.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">BTW you clowns, I was kidding. She isn't trying out for a role.

    [​IMG] I can't believe some of ya'll believed me.</div>

    Well, I didn't get to see the pic earlier, because it wasn't working, so I assumed you had a pic of her auditioning in a army uniform. Why would she cut her hair off then? [​IMG]


    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hotter than that monkey Jessica Alba.</div>
    <div class="quote_poster">Pakman Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You got bad taste man.</div>

    What Pakman said.

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  7. NTC

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    I dont really find Alba that attractive either, I just think she is hotter than Britney.

    You're right though, Pornstars FTW.

    *throws on Gina Lynn vid*
     
  8. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Jessica Alba is the most overrated piece of trash to walk this earth. She's SO ugly.
     
  9. NTC

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    This is off topic sort of, but I didnt want to make a new topic for this, and since we were discussing hotness of girls... I came up with this comparission


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    Marrisa Miller

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    Jessica Simpson
     
  10. arre

    arre JBB JustBBall Member

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    People actually hate on Jessica Simpson for looking like a man :S What do you guys think about that? A lot of threads on those imdb.com's boards for the movie Employee of the month.
     
  11. NTC

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    I cant see the so called 'manlyness', but shes not without her flaws, thats for sure.
     
  12. I-Miss-MJ

    I-Miss-MJ JBB I am so SMRT

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I cant see the so called 'manlyness', but shes not without her flaws, thats for sure.</div>

    Her jaw in that photo above looks like Dolph Lundgren's in Rocky IV.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">I-Miss-MJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Her jaw in that photo above looks like Dolph Lundgren's in Rocky IV.</div>

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    *leaves topic*
     
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    Britney with hair = hotter than Alba
    Britney with no hair = hotter than Rosie Odonnell
     
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    Notorious JBB Fear is Death

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    ^I think anyones hotter then Rosie
    <div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This is off topic sort of, but I didnt want to make a new topic for this, and since we were discussing hotness of girls... I came up with this comparission


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    Marrisa Miller

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    Jessica Simpson</div>

    Dude, i thought the top one was Jessica Simpson! Holy crap, they look so alike! Wait, they seriouslyy look the same.
     
  16. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    Jessica Alba is a wab. There. That says it all.
     
  17. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    Jessica Alba is perfect. Britney Spears is okay with hair, but she looks like an idiot without it.

    And she wasn't trying out for a role (lol), she's just gone insane now.

    Oh, btw, you guys that used the words "Jessica Alba" and "ugly" in the same sentence (I'm talking to you Mamba), you're either insane or have insanely high expectations about girls' looks.
     
  18. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    No I don't have highly insane expectations for girls nor am I insane. It's not that hard to tell a butter face when you see one. She's disgusting.

    Kate Beckinsale >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Britney Spears >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessica Alba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eva Longoria.
     
  19. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    I would gladly have intercourse with all of the above mentioned (excluding Rosie).
     
  20. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">No I don't have highly insane expectations for girls nor am I insane. It's not that hard to tell a butter face when you see one. She's disgusting.

    Kate Beckinsale >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Britney Spears >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessica Alba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eva Longoria.</div>

    Jessica Alba >>>>>>>>>> Kate Beckinsale >>>>>>>>>>>>> Eva Longoria (too short though) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Britney Spears
     

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