Holy Sh*t!

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  1. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Jessica Alba >>>>>>>>>> Kate Beckinsale >>>>>>>>>>>>> Eva Longoria (too short though) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Britney Spears</div>

    In all fairness, aren't you, Pakman, etc. all Indians? I mean, I personally don't find any Indian chicks to be the least bit attractive, not even the "hottest" ones. And Alba, being Mexican, is a lot closer racially to being an Indian than a Nordic really, at least looks-wise. So I mean, really, it's our culture that skews our perspective, because I agree with Mamba that she's a butterface.
     
  2. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    You've obviously never seen Eva Longoria without makeup. I've seen better looking guys than her.
     
  3. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">In all fairness, aren't you, Pakman, etc. all Indians? I mean, I personally don't find any Indian chicks to be the least bit attractive, not even the "hottest" ones. And Alba, being Mexican, is a lot closer racially to being an Indian than a Nordic really, at least looks-wise. So I mean, really, it's our culture that skews our perspective, because I agree with Mamba that she's a butterface.</div>

    Well, I'm not "Indian", but I'm close enough, just generalize it as South Asian. As for Indian chicks not being attractive, yeah it's definetly a culture thing with you guys I guess, but I'm assuming that if you saw some of those girls in person then your opinion would probably change. I still don't get how Alba is a butterface when she has one of the sexiest faces [​IMG]

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    You've obviously never seen Eva Longoria without makeup. I've seen better looking guys than her.
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    Ironically, I was the one who posted up the "Eva Longoria without makeup" pictures in the Random Thought thread. Yeah, I've seen her without makeup, but everytime I think of Britney Spears now, the only image that comes to my head is her being fat (or pregnant, I can't remember when the picture was taken), and not wearing any panties, so the whole world could see her vagina hanging [Borat]loose like Wizard's sleeve[/Borat]. The only time I actually found her attractive was during her "I'm A Slave For You" period, but then she faded into oblivion soon after and I stopped caring anyway.
     
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    It is a culture thing. I think Lebanon has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Shakira is half lebanese!

    I've never been attracted to Alba, I've always thought she was highly overrated. To each his own, though.
     
  5. Voodoo Child

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">It is a culture thing. I think Lebanon has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Shakira is half lebanese!

    I've never been attracted to Alba, I've always thought she was highly overrated. To each his own, though.</div>

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    I never noticed the manliness of Jessica Simpson until I-Miss-MJ pointed it out. Damn.

    btw, is she one of the only one-hit wonders to not fade into obscurity?
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">btw, is she one of the only one-hit wonders to not fade into obscurity?</div>

    She had more than one hit, unfortunately. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]</div>

    lmao...I remember one of my friends went to Pakistan in the summer one year, and most of the women he saw were dressed in that manner, and he was like "I can't tell if they're sexy or not since I can't see thier face, so I have to guess whether or not they're sexy by looking at thier eyes" [​IMG]

    Lebanese girls are beautiful though, as are Persian, Egyptian, Brazilian and other South american girls.

    Egyptian girls are usually really bomb.
     
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    Britney Spears fell off a LONG time ago.

    Jessica Alba is smashing her looks wise in every way shape or form.
     
  10. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    ^ Spray painted skin (like most models) or photoshoped? That is the question.
     
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    I like Alba more with dark hair, but to call her "ugly" is an even grosser exaggeration.

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    That argument about race/ethnity skewing opinions is crap.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">It is a culture thing. I think Lebanon has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Shakira is half lebanese!

    I've never been attracted to Alba, I've always thought she was highly overrated. To each his own, though.</div>

    I don't think it's a cultural thing.
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    Heifaa Wehnbe - Lebanese Singer (50 cent rumors.)


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    Victoria Silvstedt - Swedish Playboy Model/Actress.
    EDIT: I don't know why that pic wont show. http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6128_silvst39446.jpg

    This one does http://ziza.ru/girls/032006/28/vs/05_victo...tedt_211977.jpg Nice legs. She is almost 6' tall.

    Carmen Electra, and Eva Mendes are hot too.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">44Thrilla Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I would gladly have intercourse with all of the above mentioned (excluding Rosie).</div>

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  14. Voodoo Child

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">That argument about race/ethnity skewing opinions is crap.</div>

    Not really. Culture biases perspectives. That's a scientifically proven fact.
     
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    man what brit did is..idk she looks so messed up now just cant look at her the same now
     
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    Apparentley she is due for a mental breakdown, after this recent stunt.

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    After a few days I've come to realize Spears now looks like Buffalo Sabres All-Star Daniel Briere. Holy crap.
     
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    She needs to chop her head off next time around. I'm sorry guys, but there are mass genocides in Darfur right now too. Like, holy sh*t batman!
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Sasha Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">She needs to chop her head off next time around. I'm sorry guys, but there are mass genocides in Darfur right now too. Like, holy sh*t batman!</div>

    Kinda the same reaction I had.
     
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