Big Ben in Motorcycle Accident

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  1. bakes781

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    This is the funniest quote I've read so far....

    "Citing unnamed sources, Bouchette reports that the injuries are confined to Roethlisberger's face, and that published reports of potentially serious knee and shoulder injuries were incorrect.

    In short, Ben is one lucky bastard. Dumb as a twice-baked potato, but lucky nevertheless." - profootballtalk.com

    Good to see Ben should be ok as well!
     
    Steelerfan_2005, Jun 14, 2006
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    Steelerfan_2005 The Peacekeeper XL

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    How often do you really hear "dumb as a twice-baked potato"?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Steelerfan_2005)</div><div class='quotemain'>How often do you really hear "dumb as a twice-baked potato"?</div>
    This is the 1st. I always thought it was, "...as dumb as a bag of hammers", "He's a few bricks short of a house", "Her oars are not all in the water". I could go on but y'all get the point.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Steelerfan_2005)</div><div class='quotemain'>This is the funniest quote I've read so far....

    "Citing unnamed sources, Bouchette reports that the injuries are confined to Roethlisberger's face, and that published reports of potentially serious knee and shoulder injuries were incorrect.

    In short, Ben is one lucky bastard. Dumb as a twice-baked potato, but lucky nevertheless." - profootballtalk.com

    Good to see Ben should be ok as well!</div>
    Foghorn Leghorn's "Sharp as a sack of wet mice" is still one of my favorites. Wasn't Bouchette the Waterboy?
     
    kcgsc, Jun 14, 2006
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  7. Thoth

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kcgsc)</div><div class='quotemain'>Foghorn Leghorn's "Sharp as a sack of wet mice" is still one of my favorites.</div>
    Looney Tunes reference! I love it.

    IMO, you just can't beat Groucho Marx or British comedies for insults.

    The one that jumps right to mind is on the BBC comedy Red dwarf; "This place is duller than Salt Lake City on a Saturday night." Speaking from experience, its funny.....and very true.

    The Britcom from which I derive my user name is has some of the best witty dialogue of all time.
     
    Thoth, Jun 14, 2006
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    Perhaps Big Ben could use this line in a future PSA, "Helluuuuuuuuu there people in TV land! Ride a motorcycle without a helmet and get a FATHEAD."
     
    DolfanDale, Jun 14, 2006
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