Worst Songs You've Ever Heard

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  1. Karma

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    P.Diddy - D.I.D.D.Y

    That chorus annoys the hell out of me.
     
  2. M Two One

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    Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
     
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    That KING KONG song is whaaaaack & that chain hang low.
     
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    Every single Sean Paul song. His voice is so irritating to me.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Every single Sean Paul song. His voice is so irritating to me.</div>

    I still wonder what the hell he's even going on about. It sounds like one of those Sims making babble debate about nonsense. He's trying to improve his charisma a few points.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">M Two One Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I still wonder what the hell he's even going on about. It sounds like one of those Sims making babble debate about nonsense. He's trying to improve his charisma a few points.</div>

    [​IMG] Yeah, I don't think anyone understands him. How does someone like him sell so many records and become so rich?
     
  7. Karma

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    <div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Every single Sean Paul song. His voice is so irritating to me.</div>

    [​IMG] [​IMG] I only understand some of the things he says, but his tunes are extremely catchy, although the lyrics suck ass. The wierdest thing is the random shoutouts (or whatever he gives) at the beggining of his songs. Maybe it's cause I don't know wtf he's saying, but we (as in everyone I've ever heard the song Temperature with) always end up laughing at it.

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
    The gal dem Schillaci...Sean da Paul
    So me give it to...so me give to...so me give it to...to all girls
    Five million and forty naughty shorty...
    Baby girl...all my girls..all my girls...Sean da Paul sey...
    </div>

    The way he says that part always cracks me up.

    Also, if you want perhaps the worst and most basic rhyme scheme in song history, you gotta give it up for Like Glue:

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
    Well enough likkle girl dem bought they own dem got di goody goody
    One ting mi haffi tell dem Dutty got di woody woody
    Frontway backway Dutty K man have di shooby shooby
    Virgin dem waan gimme and mi have to tooky tooky
    Hot girls outta road dat seh dem see mi see mi
    And a tell mi seh dem have something fi gimme gimme
    How much a one night dem all a dream bout di jimmy jimmy
    Dem a promise and a tell mi seh a fi mi fi mi
    But a promise is a comfort to a fool, so cool
    Well yuh dun know seh dat man haffi rule, di school
    We nuh pet dem just wet dem up just like a pool
    And a dignitary we haffi use up mi tool
    </div>

    See mi, See mi, Gimme gimme, and Jimmy Jimmy. Can't get more lyrical then that.

    However, I need to add that he's extremely popular in Canada. Well, atleast with Jamaican people. My school has a lot of Jamaican and Trinny people (along with other assortments of brown) and when one of his songs come on, the Jamaican and Trinny kids in our school go absolutely crazy (i.e- in a Talent Show).
     

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