There were once three friends who were going to their favorite bands concert. They were aobut to be late so they started speeding. Half way to the concert they see police sirens. They pull over and the officer approaches them. The officer told them that they were going 90 in a 60 zone and the driver was driving recklessly and will have to be taken in. The driver told the officer there situation and how they needed to get to the concert. The cop responded and told them he will let them go if their penis sizes add up to 20 inches. The three friends look at each other and agree since there were three of them. The first friend goes up and has a 9 inch penis. The second friend goes up and measures 10 inches. The friends sigh in relief since the third only needs to measure and inch. The third goes up and measures and inch exact. On the way to the concert the friends were talking about how close it was. The first friend says thank god he blessed me with a 9inch penis. The second guy says we're lucky i measure 10 inches. The third guy goes thank god i had that errection.
