Satire: Kobe Demanding Things Again

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">LOS ANGELES?Although Kobe Bryant is withholding comment on whether or not he recently demanded to be traded from the Lakers, the star forward demanded many other things Monday.

    "I demand that Jerry West be put in charge of player personnel, that my jersey be retired while I am still active yet I be allowed to continue wearing it, that someone get me another VitaminWater, and that I get Shaquille O'Neal back," Kobe told reporters, fans, and Lakers front-office employees at the Staples Center.

    "Not that the Lakers get Shaq back, but me. I also demand to be inducted into the Hall of Fame at the end of the season; a deal for my own shoe with Nike, Reebok, Adidas, and Starbury; and that everyone love me. Now."

    Representatives of the Lakers, the Hall of Fame, Shaquille O'Neal, the major shoe companies, and VitaminWater say they are working to meet Bryant's demands.</div>

    Source: The Onion

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    I really did not see that satire heading
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">bronbron23 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I really did not see that satire heading</div>

    I didn't even know what was Satire until i looked it up.Very funny article.[​IMG]
     
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    Didn't laugh. Maybe a little giggle.

    However!, I'm waiting for somebody to post a serious reply such as: Kobe Bryant is an arrogant prick. WTF, who the hell does he think he is making demands like this? I can't believe Laker fans stick up for this loser...
     
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    Kobe Bryant is an arrogant prick. WTF, who the hell does he think he is making demands like this? I can't believe Laker fans stick up for this loser...

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    Lol.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Didn't laugh. Maybe a little giggle.

    However!, I'm waiting for somebody to post a serious reply such as: Kobe Bryant is an arrogant prick. WTF, who the hell does he think he is making demands like this? I can't believe Laker fans stick up for this loser...</div>

    Hey watch it Kobe is the greatest but he was just exagerating it.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Bacon Smeller Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hey watch it Kobe is the greatest but he was just exagerating it.</div>

    He was waiting for a post similiar to what he described. Calm down.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">YourNewChef Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">He was waiting for a post similiar to what he described. Calm down.</div>

    I know that I was just waiting to see who was going to respond to my comment
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Bacon Smeller Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hey watch it Kobe is the greatest but he was just exagerating it.</div>

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    My point has been made.
     
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    Well thats cool!
     
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    lol i love you all
     
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    Kobe Bryant is an arrogant prick. WTF, who the hell does he think he is making demands like this? I can't believe Laker fans stick up for this loser...
     
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    LOL @ this.

    hahaha, must have missed it from a few days ago.

    This part was my favorite:

    "Not that the Lakers get Shaq back, but me."

    LOL!
     
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