Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. NTC

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  2. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG]</div>

    I wish people would stop with those pictures that pop up and scare you, damnit NTC.
     
  3. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    After party was the sh*t.
     
  4. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    LOL! That picture reminded me of the lunch guy at my school who works for the cafetaria.

    BTW, about the Paris Hilton thing.
    I mean she's not hot to me, but I'd hit it though. She's not all that hot, but if she offered, I wouldn't deny though.
     
  5. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">After party was the sh*t.</div>

    Get laid? [​IMG]
     
  6. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Brown people tend to not get laid till marriage. I am speaking from a Pakistani's point of view, most likely same for the other brownies.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Brown people tend to not get laid till marriage. I am speaking from a Pakistani's point of view, most likely same for the other brownies.</div>

    Same here, but Karma said he isn't religious so...[​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Brown people tend to not get laid till marriage. I am speaking from a Pakistani's point of view, most likely same for the other brownies.</div>

    How do you live with yourself?[​IMG]

    I still remember your porn 'stache. You should be the Ron Jeremy of Pakistan.
     
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    ^He shaved it. [​IMG]
     
  10. igotask8board

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    I was reading the Chris Benoit thread, and saw Chutney's post about steroids causing depression, and it reminded me of what happened at the gym last Thursday.

    There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.

    That **** pisses me off. Steroids are for lazy, low-life losers.
     
  11. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I was reading the Chris Benoit thread, and saw Chutney's post about steroids causing depression, and it reminded me of what happened at the gym last Thursday.

    There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.

    That **** pisses me off. Steroids are for lazy, low-life losers.</div>

    How do you know he takes steroids?
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.</div>

    You should've told him to f*** off, just because he is all muscle doesnt mean he can fight, unless you cant fight either, you could likely kick his ass. Big muscles usually are a disadvantage when it comes to fighting, which is why Boxers and MMA fighters are always cut lean. He might be able to bench press you a few times, but its highly likely he couldnt hit the water if he fell out of a boat.

    As for Paris Hilton... its a tough subject for me, because I think she is nothing but a whore, yet there is just somthing about her that turns me on, I dont know what it is, I think maybe all the slutty clothing or somthing, yeah...
     
  13. M Two One

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    <div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I was reading the Chris Benoit thread, and saw Chutney's post about steroids causing depression, and it reminded me of what happened at the gym last Thursday.

    There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.

    That **** pisses me off. Steroids are for lazy, low-life losers.</div>

    I'm going to say that this guy is just an asshole.

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">As for Paris Hilton... its a tough subject for me, because I think she is nothing but a whore, yet there is just somthing about her that turns me on, I dont know what it is, I think maybe all the slutty clothing or somthing, yeah...</div>

    Go to the red light district with that talk, you freak. lol j/k
     
  14. NTC

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    <div class="quote_poster">M Two One Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Go to the red light district with that talk, you freak. lol j/k</div>

    Hahahaha, I have a bit of a fetish for chicks in lingerie [​IMG]

    I think she has a nice ass, which is surprising considering shes pretty thin.
     
  15. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Lol igotask8board, don't worry about that 'ish. You can always call me up and I got your back. I'll get my homies on that guy. [​IMG]
     
  16. M Two One

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hahahaha, I have a bit of a fetish for chicks in lingerie [​IMG]

    I think she has a nice ass, which is surprising considering shes pretty thin.</div>

    Meh. Ok now seriously, go to the red light district. 50 bucks, clean and a lot of choices. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Lol igotask8board, don't worry about that 'ish. You can always call me up and I got your back. I'll get my homies on that guy. [​IMG]</div>

    I bet he feels safe now. [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Run BJM

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    <div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Her nose isn't great but every single member on this forum would sleep with her if given the chance.

    [​IMG]</div>

    Yeah but I'd have to get a full body latex suit before I touched that. And I'd steal home on her since shes such a dirty whore anyway (though I assume most of you don't know what that is).

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You should've told him to f*** off, just because he is all muscle doesnt mean he can fight, unless you cant fight either, you could likely kick his ass. Big muscles usually are a disadvantage when it comes to fighting, which is why Boxers and MMA fighters are always cut lean. He might be able to bench press you a few times, but its highly likely he couldnt hit the water if he fell out of a boat.</div>

    Yeah but if he lands a solid punch then igotask8board is doneski. I wouldn't **** with him since hes a compact, stalky guy whos obviously got a lot of strength and weight behind him. He may be a douche who deserves to get his ass kicked but I've seen all too many times when the smaller guy sticks up for himself and gets owned by the big douche.
     
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    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah but I'd have to get a full body latex suit before I touched that. And I'd steal home on her since shes such a dirty whore anyway (though I assume most of you don't know what that is)</div>

    As long as you wrap up, you're good.

    And yeah, I know what that means haha. I guess it would be safer and you wouldn't have to worry about baby Paris. [​IMG]
     
  20. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">After party was the sh*t.</div>
    lol, I was going to say that the after party is where its at after reading your first post, but figured you'd find that out yourself in a couple days. Where'd you go? I ended up chilling at Wasaga Beach for the weekend.
     

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