Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by M Two One, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    Yeah I actually ran into that thread yesterday, but I just didn't feel like explaining why I don't like the guy anymore.
     
  2. Iggy

    Iggy Iggy

    LOL I think the Canadian Dollar has finally surpassed American dollar in value. I was at Starbucks a few days back and at the Starbucks is said "Today we value the American Dollar as $1.00CAD." I'm pretty sure its passed that now.

    Anyways yesterday was my first day working at Subway. I had a shift from 11-7 and I work the same hours today. Its a pretty fun job but I'm not used to standing 8 hours straight. Lunch time's a b*tch though because I work at the Subway in the Airport Food Court. From 11:30 to like 1:30 so many people getting of flights, people on break from work, and so on are packing into the food court and its non stop work of making subs. Other than that the rest of the day is pretty slow, and you can just relax and talk to coworkers. Plus the free subs, chips, drinks and cookies are not bad either LOL!
     
  3. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    I haven't eaten ANYTHING since lunch time yesterday and I was drinking last night....I'm so tired right now....
     
  4. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    God, I love this Pink Floyd song "Pigs (Three Different Ones)." I've listened to it like 7 times in a row today.
     
  5. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    I'm tired, hungry, and pissed.....I sound like a pregnant woman....I have a s#!t load of documents to upload and I really don't feel like being at work today.......and I missed the allstar game last night (f*** the WNBA and my undying love for the rockets), I watched the Dirby a couple of days ago, but forgot all about the game.....

    "The What" is one of the funnest collabs that was ever made...I mean seriously Biggie and Meth were just havin fun with that track over a simple looped beat....for god sakes they named the track "the what"...you know you're having fun when you give a track that title on your debut album

    speaking of weird titles Wu-Tang is probably the best at making a song that has nothing to do with it's title or just having weird titles in general....the 80's were funny because whatever the track title name was you could be guaranteed that that title would be in the last bar of each verse........Just think of LL, Rakim, etc

    God I just made an entire post talking about song titles......this thread is a life saver for days like this.....mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this mama said (mama said, mama said)...mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my mama said..mama said, mama sa...id...mama said, mama sa...id............just one of those days that a Dream goes through

    I'm sorry....I'm done now.

    Wait no I'm not

    I don't have to work tomorrow so I'm getting HAMMERED tonight......I wanna club HARD for some reason, and I don't even like clubs......and screw work today, I'm not doing s#!t at all today.....this crap will just have to wait until the weekend, because I don't even feel like talking to people who come in my office

    Speaking of my office we just moved our vending machines in here yesterday...I feel like that weird guy from office space who got moved to the cluttered room in the basement...if I have to hear one more vending machine joke like "at least they're right here next to you if you get hungry" I'm going to curse somebody out....

    Okay I'm really done now.
     
  6. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

    <div class="quote_poster">Iggy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Anyone here play piano? I've been learning alot of songs lately. I know:
    Because of You - NeYo
    Sexy Love - NeYo
    Apologize - One Republic
    a bit of 2 Man Show - Timbaland & Elton John
    Ice Box - Omarion
    Umbrella - Rihanna LMFAO
    Boston - Augustana
    Summer Love - Justin Timberlake
    and I recently just learned
    Buy You a Drink - T-pain</div>
    I used to play the piano for 6 years but stopped after I got in high school. I played classical music for the most part.

    I also played violin for 5 years and saxophone for 2.
     
  7. Sasha

    Sasha ...since the beginning.

    I play violin. I want to learn to play the piano though.
     
  8. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    yet another vending machine joke...this **** is getting really annoying..........
     
  9. thedude9990

    thedude9990 JBB JustBBall Member

    less than two months [​IMG]
     
  10. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

    <div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">yet another vending machine joke...this **** is getting really annoying..........</div>

    lol, I was gunna make one, but then I thought not to. You lucky, I cant talk on JustBBall while I work becuase my computer faces other co-workers, and it looks bad one me.
     
  11. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    And another one...this time from a customer...."oh this poor guy got stuck with the vending machines..I guess we can call this the "vending office", hahaha....this is the next step in your promotion huh?"....I hope his old dried carcus rots in hell for eternity.
     
  12. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

    <div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">And another one...this time from a customer...."oh this poor guy got stuck with the vending machines..I guess we can call this the "vending office", hahaha....this is the next step in your promotion huh?"....I hope his old dried carcus rots in hell for eternity.</div>

    Embrass it. Be like yea, I am the vending office, then throw like chips or chocolate bars at them. Be Vending MAN!!!
     
  13. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    <div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lol, I was gunna make one, but then I thought not to. You lucky, I cant talk on JustBBall while I work becuase my computer faces other co-workers, and it looks bad one me.</div>
    I have my hands on ALT+TAB for most of the day so I can surf. Been caught a few times, but generally I can get away with it.
     
  14. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Embrass it. Be like yea, I am the vending office, then throw like chips or chocolate bars at them. Be Vending MAN!!!</div>

    a lady just came in here and made another vending joke, but I was on the phone with a friend so I chose to ignore it.........I really should be working but I'm not....Okay so I'm going to keep a tally of the vending machine jokes I get today...so far I've received 5 in about 3 hours..........
     
  15. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

    **** man, I had a pretty wierd dream last night.

    The dream was basically me standing infront of a mirror and all my teeth are crumbling and falling to my hands and I'm left with no smile (which is one of my features that I happen to like). I run and somebody is about to call the cops about the teeth (?), and when I look back at the mirror, my teeth are back and apperently gleaming.

    Sounds like a simple enough dream, but that was pretty scary I must say.

    On another note, we should have a seperate OT thread on just dreams and people post whatever they can remember or try to analyze it. I've had some other nightmares in the past, but for some reason, this one I actually remembered (usually I don't remember my dreams). Past dreams should be discussed as well.
     
  16. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    it's been a while since I've had a dream that scared the bejeebers out of me.....I think my smile is the best thing about me and I always worry *knocking on wood* that somehow it might get messed up

    Aaaaaaaaaaah a few funny things last night

    while bar hopping at our last bar the owner kicked us out (I don't know why) so two of my friends decided to lift his Guiness sign that he had near the front door and place it in front of another bar around the corner....after they did that one of my friends then proceeded to drive his car around to the bar and pick up the sign and put it in his vehicle for a souvenir

    Then another one of my friends got her car stuck on the light rail downtown and couldn't get it off....a homeless lady offered to help her, but she'd only do it for a couple of packs of cigarettes.....I think she eventually called her boyfriend, but by the time he got there the train that was backing up on the tracks had already smashed in the front of her car......once the train finally stopped my friend went up to the man and said "you hit me" and he replied with (being a smart ass) "No, last week I hit a guy and took off his head, you just got the front in of your car smashed in"


    This is what happens when you go out on Tuesday nights........tonight more memories will be made and more stories will be told in this thread.

    EDIT

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Are you some kind of frustrated rent-a-cop?</div>

    I'm sorry but this made me chuckle just a tad...
     
  17. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    ok, this is like 20 straight times I've listened to this song. I think I'm going to create a playlist devoted entirely to songs that I can listen to 20+ times in a row and not get bored of.
     
  18. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    God I just devoured 2 pieces of chicken, a biscuit, and mashed potatoes like that and I'm still hungry.....I'm going to have to stop at subway for lunch for today's special....
     
  19. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    My lunch is coming up in about 15 minutes. I have the sweetest setup. I don't take my lunch at 12/12:30 like everyone else, so that means I can do absolutely nothing for that hour, because the office is deserted. Then I combine my breaks and lunch together for an hour and half when everyone starts coming back. By the time I get back (usually 3:30'ish), I only have about an hour left till I can bounce.
     
  20. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

    Just had Baja Fresh for the first time. Had some nacho burrito..it prolly put me a step closer to the pearly gates but DAMN it was good..lol


    I don't drink alot of soda anymore but I tried that new Sierra Mist Lemon Squeeze....omg it's like a liquid orgasm.
     

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