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  1. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    Man, I hear ya... especially with Ice Cube... he should really just hang it up and stick to kid's movies or w/e he's doing these days...

    I'm watching Seinfeld, and I know Run will agree with this, Elaine just isn't that hot. In this episode, some dude's supposedly got a fixation on her, but I don't even find her attractive.

    Maybe it's a Jewish thing, since almost everyone on that show is a Jew. Speaking of Jews, and Memphis' lack of ethnic diversity, that reminds me, there was only one Jewish kid in our high school too. We called him 'Dirty' all four years, and he never caught onto why we called him that. We're probably going to hell for that one.
     
  2. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    Yanks are in 1st place in the wild card
    Bonds will break the record tonight
    The Redcox will get swept by the Angels (down with the evil empire)
    Vince is looking good in camp and he even slapped around a defensive player the other day for hitting one of their own receivers too hard


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    Looks like the Comets won't make the playoffs.....................yes!

    Me and a couple of friends were actually thinking about going to a game wearing Mike Vick jerseys with stuffed animal dogs with band aids attached to them.............that idea was shot down because apparently the Comets owner is a big animal lover and a lot of the staff works at PETCO.....people are so damn sensitive.
     
  3. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm watching Seinfeld, and I know Run will agree with this, Elaine just isn't that hot. In this episode, some dude's supposedly got a fixation on her, but I don't even find her attractive.

    Maybe it's a Jewish thing, since almost everyone on that show is a Jew. Speaking of Jews, and Memphis' lack of ethnic diversity, that reminds me, there was only one Jewish kid in our high school too. We called him 'Dirty' all four years, and he never caught onto why we called him that. We're probably going to hell for that one.</div>

    Yeah shes average at best but you're right they do talk about her like shes a dime piece. All I know is that shes a total whore, she always got a new guy like once every few episodes and usually screws them not long after she meets them. Plus she hoarded all those sponges that one time had like 1000 of em. And she f*cked Jerry a few times even though they were "just friends". I'd still smash but that isn't saying much. She looks better now than she did on Seinfeld with the weird hair and clothes:

    [​IMG]

    Nothing too special but I'd definitely smash.
     
  4. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Looks like the Comets won't make the playoffs.....................yes!</div>

    [​IMG]

    What's up with everyone with the Comets working at Petco?

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah shes average at best but you're right they do talk about her like shes a dime piece. All I know is that shes a total whore, she always got a new guy like once every few episodes and usually screws them not long after she meets them. Plus she hoarded all those sponges that one time had like 1000 of em. And she f*cked Jerry a few times even though they were "just friends". I'd still smash but that isn't saying much. She looks better now than she did on Seinfeld with the weird hair and clothes:</div>

    Yeah, she's a total slut, and I'd smash that too (not saying much). She's got a very jewy look though. I just don't dig it.

    Good song =

    I wanna diamond in the back,
    I wanna sunroof top,
    I wanna diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.


    [​IMG]
     
  5. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    Nas still has it.
     
  6. Legacy

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    What movie should I watch tonight at the movies, The Simpsons movie, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry, or Transformers? My parents said they want a movie night, so which one do you guys recommend?
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Legacy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What movie should I watch tonight at the movies, The Simpsons movie, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry, or Transformers? My parents said they want a movie night, so which one do you guys recommend?</div>

    I don't watch movies like Chuck and Larry with my parents anymore. Those type of movies make me feel awkward [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I don't watch movies like Chuck and Larry with my parents anymore. Those type of movies make me feel awkward [​IMG]</div>

    LOL, same here. As for The Simpsons movie, I heard they show Bart's "doodle". [​IMG]
     
  9. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    Just watch the Simpsons, I'm sure they'll find it funny as well (hopefully).

    I didn't find most of Seinfeld's girls hot. The hottest one was this one chick he had with him in that episode where he made the pilot jokes or whatever. I think the character's name was Bridget and she was a model or something, but she was pretty hot.

    I think Kristen Kruek is gorgeous.
     
  10. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I didn't find most of Seinfeld's girls hot. The hottest one was this one chick he had with him in that episode where he made the pilot jokes or whatever. I think the character's name was Bridget and she was a model or something, but she was pretty hot.
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    Jerry always gets girls way out of his league. He's a funny looking Jew, yet he's hooking up with chicks like Lori Laughlin (in her prime)? Talk about some biased casting.
     
  11. Master Shake

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    Kramer, man before he has his racial out burst, I thought he was one of the funniest guys on TV.
     
  12. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    How about George getting the women he got? A short, fat, bald, neurotic dude getting some pretty good looking women (remember the girl from the "shrinkage" episode?).

    I actually liked how Elaine looked towards the end of the show, when she had curly black hair. She wasn't hot, but she was better looking than when she had that weird, poofy hairstyle early on.
     
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    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Simpsons and Transformers both were pretty tight. I'd say take them to Chuck and Larry, that seems hillarious and they'll find it better. Trust me, I know brown parents.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">How about George getting the women he got? A short, fat, bald, neurotic dude getting some pretty good looking women (remember the girl from the "shrinkage" episode?).
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    Man, what a good episode. Lol, he puts crab is Jerry's girlfriends eggs.[​IMG]
     
  15. The Legend

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    Lol about Chuck and Larry, i would say it would be akward as well. I agree with Brian. I remember when I watched American Pie, it was really akward.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">The Legend Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Lol about Chuck and Larry, i would say it would be akward as well. I agree with Brian. I remember when I watched American Pie, it was really akward.</div>

    You watched that movie with your parents?? [​IMG]
     
  17. Mr. J

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    <div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">MrJ, Crox stock dropped 6.5% today.</div>
    Damn, I knew it was a fad, but I would expect it to have stayed on top for a little while longer.

    Definitely not trying to buy.

    Btw, I'm trying to invest like $500. Even if it is just a bond or a CD, it beats the 2% interest rates at the bank, which barely keep up with inflation.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You watched that movie with your parents?? [​IMG]</div>

    [​IMG] Thats what I mean, they were like, "uhhh.. i don't think this movie is for you..." After that i watched American pie 2,3 with my friends.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">The Legend Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG] Thats what I mean, they were like, "uhhh.. i don't think this movie is for you..." After that i watched American pie 2,3 with my friends.</div>

    What did they say when the mom caught him masterbating while watching porno in his room
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">What did they say when the mom caught him masterbating while watching porno in his room</div>

    Lol, I didn't watch all of it with them, my mom left all mad because she was mad at my dad for letting me watch a movie like that with them. I watched all of it like the next day.
     

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