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  1. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG]

    Kind of thing happened to, well sort of

    One guy was downtown in front of the Rogers Center (used to be Skydome) and was standing there and was saying this "I am the next Criss Angel, watch me make this rat disappear after i put it under this napkin and step on it"

    At first I was thinking, why are people watching, but they did. So this guy lefts his foot up, and SMASH! all you hear are bones cracking and blood squirt out the side. He lifts up the napkin. Women and their kids are crying and yelling. My friend and I, just laughing our asses off, I thought it was hilarious. Guy picks up his napkin and runs.</div>

    That's just nasty IMO. Dude stepped on a rat and killed it?

    I think one of the most annoying things is those guys on Subways and buses who rap/dance while you're sitting around them. Everyone else will be quiet and just sitting there, and they'll be rapping loudly and doing the Harlem shake (or other moves).

    I remember this one kid was on the bus a couple of months ago, and he started doing the Harlem shake and some next moves while he was holding on to one of the bus poles. Everyone was looking at one another and laughing cause the guy looked like a clown but I guess he was oblivious to it.
     
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    Who's seen "A Clockwork Orange"? Haven't had a chance to watch it yet, but I heard it's good. Horrific, but good.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That's just nasty IMO. Dude stepped on a rat and killed it?

    I think one of the most annoying things is those guys on Subways and buses who rap/dance while you're sitting around them. Everyone else will be quiet and just sitting there, and they'll be rapping loudly and doing the Harlem shake (or other moves).

    I remember this one kid was on the bus a couple of months ago, and he started doing the Harlem shake and some next moves while he was holding on to one of the bus poles. Everyone was looking at one another and laughing cause the guy looked like a clown but I guess he was oblivious to it.</div>

    I hate that too. Man in Toronto, there can be some weird people on the Subway and bus. I go go karting at Downsveiw Parc( Sick ass park, with Hoop dome) and it is at Keele and Shepperd. Major Blood area, and I see a guy with a shirt that says Jane and Finch's finest. I wanted to ask him where he got, and if I could purchase one. But for my well being, I didn't.
     
  4. Karma

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    <div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I hate that too. Man in Toronto, there can be some weird people on the Subway and bus. I go go karting at Downsveiw Parc( Sick ass park, with Hoop dome) and it is at Keele and Shepperd. Major Blood area, and I see a guy with a shirt that says Jane and Finch's finest. I wanted to ask him where he got, and if I could purchase one. But for my well being, I didn't.</div>

    lol.

    Watching The Simpsons movie made me remember how much I used to love The Simpsons when I was younger. The episode where Lisa turns into a vegetarian is a brilliantly written episode.
     
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    [​IMG] at that bus story...dude got burnt...

    soccer jerseys are ugly
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I think it might be one of their regular jerseys along with the maroon one they have. Id rather get the MAN U jersey though, the design is better.

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    Shot at 2007-08-07</div>

    That's a sick jersey. I like the red one better though.

    I'm going to start buying a couple of football jerseys when I have some money to spend. Messi, Ronaldo and Gerrard jerseys are a must for me.

    <div align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">[​IMG]</font></font>

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
    soccer jerseys are ugly
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    I like them. They're much more convienient to wear casually than other jerseys IMO, especially if you have the full-sleeve jerseys. </div>
     
  7. Chutney

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    I'm planning on getting a white Bargnani jersey first and then maybe a Lawrence Taylor jersey. Those are all long-term though.
     
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    I personally enjoyed the fact that Clemens stood up for A-Rod Tuesday night. The Jays lashed out in such an immature way, they deserved to get hit. Although I would have wished if Towers got hit (nothing too bad though, just a bruise).
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">huevonkiller Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I personally enjoyed the fact that Clemens stood up for A-Rod Tuesday night (got Vernon Wells). The Jays lashed out in such an immature way, they deserved to get hit. Although I would have preferred if Towers got hit (nothing too bad though, just a bruise).</div>

    1) Clemens thinks hes a badass
    2) It was Alex Rios
    3) Towers couldn't get hit because pitchers don't hit in the AL
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">P.A.P. Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">1) Clemens thinks hes a badass
    2) It was Alex Rios
    3) Towers couldn't get hit because pitchers don't hit in the AL</div>

    1) Whatever, I don't care about Clemens.
    2) ESPN News said it was Vernon Wells so don't blame me. [​IMG] I couldn't see that game.
    3) I said I would have preferred if Towers was hit (aka wish). Now that would have been cool.


    K, nice try.
     
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    Does anyone here know anything about writing a good application letter for jobs? I'm going for one of about four vacant positions, and I know about 30 other people will be going for them as well. So a good application letter would really help.

    Something entirely different, just interested in opinions on this. New Zealand sports teams have almost always had black or blacks in their name, as that's the colour uniform they were. All Blacks, Tall Blacks and Black Sox for example. The Badminton team started a push to be known as the "black cocks". I'm entirely serious. Cock coming from shuttlecock. Marketers and media loved it, but other countries and some residents didn't. So yeah, inappropriate or a good name?
     
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    Well, well, well, the war has begun. Walking home again tonight, I armed myself with a big rock to throw at the people who threw the waterbomb at me last night (which missed), as I was just walking past their house (I was on the other side of the road) this kid (would've been about 14) ran out of the house, although this time I was watching their house the whole time I was walking past, he came rushing outside as I was walking by, then when he noticed I was watching him, he didnt do anything, just acted like he was doing somthing in the front yard.

    How dumb can you be? To throw things at people FROM YOUR HOUSE! You're an idiot kid, I now know its you throwing the sh*t at me, I now know where you live, all the while you have no idea who I am, or where I'm from. You're f***ed. I'm not a fool, I will strike back at the right time, likely 4am one morning when I'm making my was home drunk from some club, a brick WILL be going through your front window, which at that time of the morning will hopefully add to the fear factor.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Well, well, well, the war has begun. Walking home again tonight, I armed myself with a big rock to throw at the people who threw the waterbomb at me last night (which missed), as I was just walking past their house (I was on the other side of the road) this kid (would've been about 14) ran out of the house, although this time I was watching their house the whole time I was walking past, he came rushing outside as I was walking by, then when he noticed I was watching him, he didnt do anything, just acted like he was doing somthing in the front yard.

    How dumb can you be? To throw things at people FROM YOUR HOUSE! You're an idiot kid, I now know its you throwing the sh*t at me, I now know where you live, all the while you have no idea who I am, or where I'm from. You're f***ed. I'm not a fool, I will strike back at the right time, likely 4am one morning when I'm making my was home drunk from some club, a brick WILL be going through your front window, which at that time of the morning will hopefully add to the fear factor.</div>



    You Crazy Man,[​IMG] I'v had sh*t thrown at me too, but I didn't brick a house. I just throw stuff back at the kid. Unless, his family was doing it too, then I would hit the house. But hey, you do what is best.[​IMG]
     
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    A-Rod is such a douchebag, I'm glad he got nailed. Finally, Josh Tower's inability to find the strikezone came in good use.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You Crazy Man,[​IMG] I'v had sh*t thrown at me too, but I didn't brick a house. I just throw stuff back at the kid. Unless, his family was doing it too, then I would hit the house. But hey, you do what is best.[​IMG]</div>

    Man, I'm just fed up. My whole life I've just let people walk over me, treat me like crap (because I always take the "bigger man" role), now I cant even walk down the street without having somthing thrown at me. Enough is enough...

    "Capital Punishment" by Big Punisher has to be one of the greatest Hip-Hop albums ever made, I love that album, I'm listening to it now. I love the way it trancends too, it starts off sort of upbeat, that chill "Punish Me", "Glamour Life", "Still Not A Player" type sh*t, then it moves into that dark, gritty, hardcore street stuff like "Boomerang", "The Dream Shatterer", "Fast Money" etc. Pun was sick with his delivery too, hearing him spit a verse is poetry in motion.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">A-Rod is such a douchebag, I'm glad he got nailed. Finally, Josh Tower's inability to find the strikezone came in good use.</div>

    A-Rod is the kind of guy who if I played against him, hit him as hard as I could. I hate him so much, he just angers me. He may be skilled, but he is crap at defence sometimes. If I were a pitcher, I would hit him as hard as I could.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I?ve been taking public transportation for all my life, but never have I witnessed anything as funny as I did on the 2 train. The conversation went something like this:

    Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
    Woman: ?(silence)?..
    Man: It?s aight, you ugly anyway.
    Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
    Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I?ve got plenty of girls.
    Woman: Whatever.
    Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
    Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
    Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor?s degree in engineering. I?m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
    Woman: I don?t have a man, I have a wife?because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
    Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
    Woman: Whatever!

    <5 minutes of silence>

    Man: If this were 10 years ago I would?ve peed on you.
    People on the train: loooooool
    Woman: I love golden showers, I?m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can?t do anything with your little dick.
    Man: Please.

    <5 minutes silence>

    Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
    Woman: ?(silence)?.
    Man: Bitch!
    Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.

    I know it probably doesn?t sound funny on paper. It?s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>

    LMAO....that's just great...
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">huevonkiller Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">WTF DREAM, I just remembered something lol.

    You sly bastard, you avoided that Dirk sig bet...

    Is anyone going to do something about that?</div>
    [​IMG]
     
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    Time for my "annual" name change lol.
     
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