Don't ever date a man named Dan, cause Dan rhymes with Man and men jerk-off. And Dan was a jerk-off. lmao classic line from 40 year old virgin
<div class="quote_poster">Run BJM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm sure he'd prefer the commute to Bethlehem over potentially being robbed at gun point.</div> People don't always get robbed at gun point in B-hem. Its Allentown you gotta worry about. And by the way, not gonna complain anymore because I got paid today. $344.90 for 2 weeks of work. Not badd.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Good to see even NBA players are acknowledging that Marbury must have been on crack during that interview. VC, I was feelin "The Zephyr Song". What a trippy video.</div> He's rich, so if anything, he'd be on coke, not crack. I'm watching the video again, and I'm 90% sure he's rolling, if he's on something, but he may not even be on anything. He made a slip of the tongue on the whole assists thing (probably meant steals) and was misheard when he said "my better whole." The end's still bizarre, but he's acting like he's rolling. That's rolling to a tee, not being drunk, not being on crack, etc. I dunno, it's just a pet peeve of mine that people lump all drugs together and just randomly spout off, "he's on ______," without knowing what the drug they're referrencing actually does. Arenas is a jackass for writing that in his blog though. Today was like one of those fly dreams, Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams, No helicopter looking for a murder, Two in the morning got the fat burger, Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp".
I got kicked out of my house so that sucks. But my buddy is letting me stay at his place so thats good.
<div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lol yea 3 20's. When I first saw it, I could've sworn it was a Benjamin but then I picked it up and it was $60. Can't say I'm disapointed though lol.</div> Congrats, hahaha. I found $50 a few weeks back when I was out, needless to say I got fucking trashed that night <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">He's rich, so if anything, he'd be on coke, not crack. I'm watching the video again, and I'm 90% sure he's rolling, if he's on something, but he may not even be on anything. He made a slip of the tongue on the whole assists thing (probably meant steals) and was misheard when he said "my better whole." The end's still bizarre, but he's acting like he's rolling. That's rolling to a tee, not being drunk, not being on crack, etc. I dunno, it's just a pet peeve of mine that people lump all drugs together and just randomly spout off, "he's on ______," without knowing what the drug they're referrencing actually does.</div> Word. It does sound alot like he's on X. He would've dropped a couple though, because I'm never that ****** up, lol.
Just got back from my cruise. I drank a whole lot and had some fun, but man, I need to get my friggin head straight. I was on this chick who must have been like 30 all night, trying to get her to "see my cabin". I think I passed on at least two hot chicks my own age. And the oldie was apparently not good looking, I found out earlier. She told me she had to think about it because she had a boyfriend, and yet the ... kissed me and rubbed my nuts... Also, I could have joined like 4-5 of my friends and a 40+ "MILF" (the "s because I'm not sure that term really applied to her) in their cabin, but I declined. Probably for the best anyway...
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I feel your Pizza Hut pain. It seems like i always get the stupid people on the phone or the ones that don't speak english. Or the ones that want to give you their life story when all they order is breadsticks. Me: Thanks for calling pizza hut. Will this be for carry-out or delivery? Customer:Carry out Mekay phone number? (puts phone number in).And your name? Customer:Choma. Me: ?what can i get for you? Customer: what? I don't understand what you just said. Me: what....can....I...get...for...you? Customer: well i never ordered from pizza hut before. What do you think your best pizza is? You talk really fast but i trust your judgement. Me: well personally i like a hand tossed with just cheese. Customer: whats a hand tossed? i dont think i want that. whats that one theyre showing on TV right now? Me: the P'zone? Customer: what the hell is a P'zone. (she wasnt being rude. and i didnt know it was a she until she showed up. i assumed she was an old man) Me: its basically a calzone. The toppiings are inside. Customer: So its a stromboli? Me: no its a calzone. Customer: ok. well i dont think i want that either.What else do you have? Me: well we have Pan pizza, hand tossed, thin and crispy, and stuffed crust. We also have breadsticks, cheesesticks, cinnamon sticks, hot wings, mild wings, and boneless wings. Customer: whats the cheapest? Me: breadsticks. Customer: well can i just get a large pan pizza with extra cheese and mushrooms. Me: (sighs) ok. Will that be all? Customer: Yells into the background: DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE? Me:............(rolls eyes) Customer: yea. Me: ok. you can pick it up in 15 to 20 minutes. Customer: I'll be there in 10. Me: ok. Thank you Customer: welcome.Bye. that went on for about 20 mins.</div> If you think that is tedious, try having to spend 2 weeks stapling and hole punching category lists to 2885 handouts. But I'm being paid the equivalent of $13.00 per hour for it, so I can't complain too much.
<div class="quote_poster">Bahir Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Also, I could have joined like 4-5 of my friends and a 40+ "MILF" (the "s because I'm not sure that term really applied to her) in their cabin, but I declined. Probably for the best anyway...</div> Yeah, probably a good idea you passed up on that, lol. The other chick sounds like a bit of a cock tease to me, you just gotta be blunt with chicks like that, they'll try and play you every which way they can.
I got a computer question. I just got a new computer with windows vista on it and my sounds not working. The speakers are plugged in and the volume is on but theres no sound. Anyone know what to do?
<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I got a computer question. I just got a new computer with windows vista on it and my sounds not working. The speakers are plugged in and the volume is on but theres no sound. Anyone know what to do?</div> Usually when you plug speakers into the back of a computer theres like 3 similar looking holes to plug into. I'd make sure it's going int he right one. I've done that before and was pissedddddd If you already did that right though, I'm not familiar with Vista but you might just have to install the speakers maybe
I downloaded some old Nirvana songs that I used to love back when I was in around grade 10 or so. Lounge Act, Come As You Are and Heart-Shaped Box are great songs. "Amazing" by Aerosmith is a nice song as well. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I dunno, it's just a pet peeve of mine that people lump all drugs together and just randomly spout off, "he's on ______," without knowing what the drug they're referrencing actually does.</div> lol, My bad, I was just using it as a phrase, didn't think you'd take it in a literal context. I just say that when someone acts like an idiot. Heh, I remember all I used to listen to in grade 10 was Nirvana and 2Pac. Of course, Nirvana's discography wasn't really that huge, so I pretty much got my hands on every single album Tupac had ever recorded, even his "Lost Tapes" songs from 1989. Eventually, I even got tired of 2Pac, something I never thought I'd do. I've probably heard almost every single released song of his though, and most of his unreleased sh*t as well. "Never Had A Friend Like Me" by 'Pac is one of my favourite rap songs of all time, too bad they didn't put it any of his new albums (as far as I know...correct me if I'm wrong). I gotta mention though the last 'Pac album I listened to from start to finish was Loyal 2 The Game. After that album, I kinda backed off listening to rap cause other than 'Pac, Jay and Eminem, the other rappers didn't hold my attention long enough to actually listen to thier whole album. In fact, I haven't even listened to any of 2Pac's "newer" albums because they're basically rehashes of his old songs. While in albums like Until The End of Time they used to just change up the beats to his unreleased songs, nowadays they use songs he already released and enhance them or just make the unreleased version sound more enhanced (i.e- "Soon As I Get Home"). The unreleased version sounds EXACTLY the same, just his vocals are less polished. I also hate how Afeni lets people chop and cut 2Pac's original verses on his OWN ALBUM, it's annoying as ****. In 'Pac's Life' with T.I and Ashanti (Jesus Christ), they use half of an unreleased verse, and then mix in his verse from "This Life I lead" half way. On another note, The Blueprint by Jay-Z is still one of my favourite albums ever. BTW, whoever says All Eyez On Me is 2Pac's best album needs to listen to more of him. Me Against The World and The 7 Day Theory shits on that record.
I caught my first dunk on someone today! I was matched up with this tall lanky dude, so I didn't want to shoot a jumper in front of him and get it blocked. Instead, I decided to go to the rack extra hard since there were three other guys around the paint. So I took off from around the three-point line and then I saw someone elevating with me but I elevated higher and I dunked on him and saw there were two other people around the area but technically they didn't get "dunked on". I'm about 5'11 and the guy I dunked on was about 5'9, but it still felt good yamming it on someone.
You need the Pun to diss you if your whole steez is unofficial I'll come and get you and let the desert eez tounge kiss you With one pistol and two clips, I'll make your crew do flips Like acrobatics, I'm charismatic, my gat is magic It makes rappers disappear, whipser in your ear Crystal clear, come here, let me kiss your tears Everything you fear is here, you ain't got to search further The first murder's the worst now I thirst further for reverse birth Every verse hurts, every curse word's already more offending Than Eddie Murph's worst I thirst for blood like a vampire, any man claimin' his game's tighter IS A GOD DAMN LIAR! That is probably the best lyrical rap song (as far as multies go) that I've ever heard. His flow and rhyme scheme on the song are untouchable. Dude is a legend (Big Pun btw). The bolded part is an amazing usage of multies, and his breath-control when rapping it is unbelieveable.
<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I caught my first dunk on someone today! I was matched up with this tall lanky dude, so I didn't want to shoot a jumper in front of him and get it blocked. Instead, I decided to go to the rack extra hard since there were three other guys around the paint. So I took off from around the three-point line and then I saw someone elevating with me but I elevated higher and I dunked on him and saw there were two other people around the area but technically they didn't get "dunked on". I'm about 5'11 and the guy I dunked on was about 5'9, but it still felt good yamming it on someone.</div> Congratulations, must be an awesome feeling. But the bolded part I didn't understand, you TOOK OFF from the 3 point line?
<div class="quote_poster">Iggy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Congratulations, must be an awesome feeling. But the bolded part I didn't understand, you TOOK OFF from the 3 point line?</div> Wrong terminology on my part. I meant I started driving from the 3-point line. I jumped like 2 feet away from the basket, lol.
lol I wish I could touch rim . And yea I could listen to Big Pun all day. Whats your favorite track karma?
When I used to listen to him, I liked The Dream Shatterer the most, simply because I would try to imitate his multies when I wrote my own ****. I pretty much liked all of Captial Punishment, songs like Glamour Life and You Came Up, etc. I also really liked "Leather Face" from Yeahh Babyy! His multies are untouchable though. As far as mainstream rappers go, only Eminem on The Slim Shady LP had rhyme schemes that could compete to that of Pun. I realize these lyrics aren't off The Slim Shady LP, but Em actually wrote this verse way before he recorded it with Jay. The original song had him and Royce on it, and Eminem spit the same verse over a weaker beat. I believe he wrote it when he was first starting out. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth, grin and bear it Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics usin his music to steer it sharin his views and his merits But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn't experiment? </div> His flow is unbelievable.
