Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    watching the chris rock clips that Mr. J posted reminded me of why he's my favorite comedian...
     
  2. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    Chris Rock on Tossin Salad


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    I remember reading the book that Chris Rock wrote with ALL of his stand up comedy in it during S.S.R (Silent Sustained Reading) Time during my junior year in highschool. All the other kids would be reading some boring ass books like Huckle Berry Fin, Danielle Steele, or Goosebumps, while I was trying hard to hold back laughter from "tossin salad" during "Silent" Sustained Reading. At the end of each grading period we would always have to give an oral book report to our teacher about the book we had been reading so at that point I'd check out a book from the library with the cliff notes or check out a book that had a movie made with it that I had seen and lie my way through an easy A, and then it was on to reading more Chris Rock.
     
  3. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Chris Rock is good, but he's too damn loud and obnoxious.
     
  4. The Walrus

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    <div class="quote_poster">The Super Villain Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">NO! I'm not much of a gamer but almost as soon as I got the new Madden I got the red lights of death of my 360. O_O</div>

    aww dude you serious?!? did you have a warranty?
     
  5. B.e.

    B.e. The One Who Score Touchdowns and Spikes Mics

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    xbox covers the warranty if you get the red lights of death...for three years from the day you bought it.
     
  6. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Chris Rock is good, but he's too damn loud and obnoxious.</div>

    I guess this is why I gravitate towards Stephen A. also, lol....
     
  7. Master Shake

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    Chris Rock, if he wasn't loud, he wouldn't be that funny. I love how cocky and loud and great he is. Chris Rock for President!
     
  8. Iggy

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    My near gear. LRG stuff that I finally got, and found shoes today that match em perfectly.

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  9. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Drums = amazing.
     
  10. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

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    Finally back up with electricity.
     
  11. fatballer_10

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    You can waste so much time on the internet searching for things that interest you. I like to look up new music, best albums of 2007 etc. I also get lost when I am looking for basketball specific exercise / weights programs. The internet is a gift and a curse.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">fatballer_10 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You can waste so much time on the internet searching for things that interest you. I like to look up new music, best albums of 2007 etc. I also get lost when I am looking for basketball specific exercise / weights programs. The internet is a gift and a curse.</div>

    Chuck Norris Invented the Internet as a Place to Hide his Porn
     
  13. B.e.

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    lol that one was pretty funny
     
  14. fatballer_10

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    Here's a quick question or maybe a thought, "IS there a website that is basketball review based?"

    I would love a site dedicated to reviewing basketball clothes, basketball shoes, basketballs etc. Anyone heard of something like this???

    It's harder to find than Chuck Norris' porn!!!
     
  15. huevonkiller

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    Well, looks like Vincent Jackson is playing decent, he caught a 33 yard touchdown just now. Mamba must be pleased.

    I sure know it was a good pre-season night for me (Manning had 233 yards and three touchdowns in a half against the first-team starters), but it is just the pre-season unfortunately.
     
  16. CLos

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    <div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Chuck Norris Invented the Internet as a Place to Hide his Porn</div>

    Man, I love those Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, TWICE!
     
  17. Really Lost One

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    I watched the beginning of Chargers/Cardinals, and the Charger's defense has not looked impressive. Lorenzo Neal also had a really acrobatic play, unfortunately it led to a turnover, although I think the call was BS because Neal was already down before the fumble
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Brian Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I watched the beginning of Chargers/Cardinals, and the Charger's defense has not looked impressive. Lorenzo Neal also had a really acrobatic play, unfortunately it led to a turnover, although I think the call was BS because Neal was already down before the fumble</div>

    Yes, the Chargers have had some issues with pass defense but their ferocious pass rush usually made up for that.

    That's also why they drafted Weddle in the second round.
     
  19. Mr. J

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    Today I was talking to someone about the Michael Vick situation and then suddenly out of nowhere Gary Payton pops up. Crazy, he just randomly appeared and I was like "oh ****, it's Gary Payton." I must say, Payton is real cool and I took a picture with him too. It's on my phone though, but if I can find a way to get it up on the computer, I'll post it!

    This summer I've just been meeting all these famous basketball players who happen to all be point guards. I wonder who's next.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Today I was talking to someone about the Michael Vick situation and then suddenly out of nowhere Gary Payton pops up. Crazy, he just randomly appeared and I was like "oh ****, it's Gary Payton." I must say, Payton is real cool and I took a picture with him too. It's on my phone though, but if I can find a way to get it up on the computer, I'll post it!

    This summer I've just been meeting all these famous basketball players who happen to all be point guards. I wonder who's next.</div>

    Last week it was Marc Jackson, now it's Gary Payton.

    How do you meet all these people randomly? [​IMG]
     

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