Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MrJ)</div><div class='quotemain'> I have an "about me" speech tomorrow and I'm struggling, since we can't read from our paper... we just have to use notecards. So far I have:</p> "Hi, my name is Michael." </p> </div></p> Just make shit up. Go over the top.</p> </p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MrJ)</div><div class='quotemain'> I have an "about me" speech tomorrow and I'm struggling, since we can't read from our paper... we just have to use notecards. So far I have:</p> "Hi, my name is Michael." </p></div> Tell them you're shy and uncomfortable in front of the class. </p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div dir="ltr" class="record_page_short_desc">Here's one of Cheech and Congs's best: Sister Mary Elephant, the sub teacher who wants everyone to SHUDDUP!</div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">TEACHER: Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!! Thank you. As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love,and thesefingerpaintings and dust cloths she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant. Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUDD-UP!!!!!</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Thank you. Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you. Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are. Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!! Thank you. Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class? Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUDD-UP!!!!!</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Thank you. Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay. STUDENT: Who me? TEACHER: Yes. Read your essay, please! STUDENT: Uh, I don't have it finished yet. TEACHER: Well then, read what you have, young man! STUDENT: Okay. The first day, no,my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. </span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Then, I went downtown to look for a job. </span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up.</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Then I went downtown to look for a job. </span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up... TEACHER: Now that's fine, young man! STUDENT : ...Then I went downtown to look for a job... TEACHER: Now that's fine, young man! STUDENT : ...Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging around in front of the drugstore.</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">The fourth day on my... TEACHER: Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUDD-UP!!!!!</span></span></div> <span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Tahoma">Thank you. Now class, I have a surprise for you! I'm going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry. The sun kisses the morning skies. The birds kiss the butterflies. The dew kisses the morning grass. Class? Class!? Cla-- WAKE UP!!!!!</span></span>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BG7 Lavigne)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Legend)</div><div class='quotemain'> Just a quick question, me and my friends were arguing about it at lunch.</p> If Kobe had the same exact Cavs team last year, in last year's finals. Could Kobe have won 1 game unlike LeBron? IMO, yes, He would probably score 60+, just to win one game by himself. </p> </p> </p></div> He could have probably won one game in the finals, but he wouldn't win 50 games in the regular season like Lebron did.</p> </div> And how did you come to this conclusion? Kobe was the more productive offensive player last year, LeBron regressed.</p> </div> </p> that's tough to debate. kobe and lebron are two pretty different players. who knows if kobe would have gelled with the other cavs playrs, and who knows how cleveland's team defense would have been with kobe there instead of lebron.</p> also, lebron is a better rebounder, and racks up more assists, and his 6-8 250 lb frame is very different from kobe, and gives him much more versatility...so the whole cleveland gameplan would've probably been different with kobe there instead.</p> also, kobe isn't that good vs. the nets(20 ppg, 32% fg, but 10.5 apg in 2 games, about 40mpg) or detroit(18.5 ppg, 42% fg in 2 games, about 40 mpg), so who knows if he would've even made it past either of them.</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MrJ)</div><div class='quotemain'> I have an "about me" speech tomorrow and I'm struggling, since we can't read from our paper... we just have to use notecards. So far I have:</p> "Hi, my name is Michael." </p></div> </p> talk about your interests: basketball, girls.</p> and what you wanna be when you get older, what your major in college is going to be, what kind of job you want.</p> talk about your family, your lifestyle, the food you like, the people you're friends with.</p> personally, i like to include basketball in my papers alot, so in speech class, i'd talk alot about basketball: my favorite teams, when i go to see them play, how i play basketball, who i play basketball with, how long i've been playing basketball, what i've participated in with basketball, what famous basketball players i've met....etc.</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Riot)</div><div class='quotemain'> I listened to Graduation but I just can't get into it... not a big Kanye fan. I'm liking this Chamillionaire album though.</p> Man, quitting work was one of the most awkward things I've had to do I think, weird as shit.</p> I can't wait for my stratocaster to come in, I had to order the one I wanted so it should be ready in a week or two.</p> I'm interested in Salvia.. I know you can get it in Canada in convenience stores but I wonder if it's the same in the US. I remember going to a gas station and asking if they had it, they didn't know wtf I was talking about, lol. </p></div> </p> a couple of chamillionaire's new songs are really good, like "hip hop police"...he's not bad.
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L)</div><div class='quotemain'><div><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="425" height="350"><param name="width" value="425" /><param name="height" value="350" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kA_IM6viUCI" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kA_IM6viUCI"></embed></object></div><div>i love Rod Benson </div></div> </p> hahaha that's awesome! BOOM got them DOS</p> i especially liked the line "if she's ready like spaghetti then give her some more"</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Super Villain)</div><div class='quotemain'> Man my senior project is starting to shape up. I found somebody who I think is going to be my mentor. He uses FL Studio (which is what A LOT of people in the oversaturated field of beat making use) and he does a good job at getting away from the stock software sound. On top of that, my uncle, who is middle aged now, actually had a record deal singing when he was younger...it never came together but he can get me in the studio to watch producer and egineers to. </p> I'm really considering going into the record business, either artisticly (hey it won't hurt trying), and if not artisticly than hopefully from the business standpoint. Hopefully my academics can back me up. </p></div> Good luck man, its a hard industry to get into, like you said, every man and his dog is producing beats these days, so there is ALOT of stiff competition out there. I still need to learn the ropes of FL and Ableton Live, although I just havent been bothered, I really need some one to teach me first hand, not try and work it out myself like I did with Photoshop. I might see if I can have a play around with my mates setup, as he's got all the proper equipment and everything.</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread Man, the more I use sports2 the more I like it. My favorite thing is that it takes you directly to the last post you read/submitted when you click on a thread. That's gonna save me a lot of time since I use to reread a couple posts until I found the last post I read. I miss JBB's clean layout, but all these new features more than make up for it.</p> That Graduation CD by Kanye has a lot of good tracks on it.. I downloaded the 50 cd along with it last week, andthe 50 cd sucked. 50 fell off, every track on Get Rich or Die Trying was good,The Massacrewas mediocre at best, and Curtis is trash.Does anyone know the sales of the two CDs? I wonder if 50 is gonna have to quit making CDs...maybe he will start making better CDs when his contract is up.</p> Kobe>LeBron</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread [quote name='peg182'][quote name='huevonkiller'][quote name='BG7 Lavigne'][quote name='The Legend'] Just a quick question, me and my friends were arguing about it at lunch.</p> If Kobe had the same exact Cavs team last year, in last year's finals. Could Kobe have won 1 game unlike LeBron? IMO, yes, He would probably score 60+, just to win one game by himself. </p> </p> </p>[/QUOTE] He could have probably won one game in the finals, but he wouldn't win 50 games in the regular season like Lebron did.</p> [/QUOTE] And how did you come to this conclusion? Kobe was the more productive offensive player last year, LeBron regressed.</p> [/QUOTE] </p> that's tough to debate. kobe and lebron are two pretty different players. who knows if kobe would have gelled with the other cavs playrs, and who knows how cleveland's team defense would have been with kobe there instead of lebron.</p> also, lebron is a better rebounder, and racks up more assists, and his 6-8 250 lb frame is very different from kobe, and gives him much more versatility...so the whole cleveland gameplan would've probably been different with kobe there instead.</p> also, kobe isn't that good vs. the nets(20 ppg, 32% fg, but 10.5 apg in 2 games, about 40mpg) or detroit(18.5 ppg, 42% fg in 2 games, about 40 mpg), so who knows if he would've even made it past either of them.</p> [/QUOTE]</p> Well Quadruple poster, what are you trying to say about defense? The only thing I learned about you in your last post is that you must have not seen the Lakers last year. LeBron isn't a better defender than Kobe, nor was he the reason they were fourth in defensive efficiency.</p> You're talking about a small sample size of games, don't even bring up pointless information like that. </p> Kobe excels in the more important categories in offense. Go to wikipedia.org and look up PER. Kobe's Rebound rate is comparable enough to LeBron's, and Bryant is an underrated passer. Kobe blew away LeBron last year in efficiency despite being injured the first half of the season. He's easily the more valuable offensive player.</p> LeBron- 24.5 PER</p> Kobe- 26.1 PER</p><pre>*A Year For the Ages: 35.0*Runaway MVP Candidate: 30.0*Strong MVP Candidate: 27.5*Weak MVP Candidate: 25.0*Bona fide All-Star: 22.5*Borderline All-Star: 20.0*Solid 2nd option: 18.0*3rd Banana: 16.5*Pretty good player: 15.0*In the rotation: 13.0*Scrounging for minutes: 11.0*Definitely renting: 9.0*On next plane to Yakima: 5.0</pre> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player_Efficiency_Rating</p> PER is the best fashion to measure overall offensive output. </p>
Re: Random Thought Thread Guys this is the RTT topic, take the Basketball discussions / debates to the Basketball forums.The funniest thing I have ever watched:</p> <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="425" height="350"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc" /><param name="width" value="425" /><param name="height" value="350" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NTC)</div><div class='quotemain'> Guys this is the RTT topic, take the Basketball discussions / debates to the Basketball forums.The funniest thing I have ever watched:</p> </p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="425" height="350"><param name="width" value="425" /><param name="height" value="350" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc"></embed></object> </p></div> Mamba already posted that.</p> And does it matter if we have a basketball discussion here? Who cares, the RTT is suppossed to be a less strict thread imo.</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'> </p> that's tough to debate. kobe and lebron are two pretty different players. who knows if kobe would have gelled with the other cavs playrs, and who knows how cleveland's team defense would have been with kobe there instead of lebron.</p> also, lebron is a better rebounder, and racks up more assists, and his 6-8 250 lb frame is very different from kobe, and gives him much more versatility...so the whole cleveland gameplan would've probably been different with kobe there instead.</p> also, kobe isn't that good vs. the nets(20 ppg, 32% fg, but 10.5 apg in 2 games, about 40mpg) or detroit(18.5 ppg, 42% fg in 2 games, about 40 mpg), so who knows if he would've even made it past either of them.</p> </div></p> Well Quadruple poster, what are you trying to say about defense? The only think I learned about you in your last post it that you must have not seen the Lakers last year. LeBron isn't a better defender than Kobe, nor was he the reason they were fourth in defensive efficiency.</p> You're talking about a small sample size of games, don't even bring up pointless information like that. </p> Kobe excels in the more important categories in offense. Go to wikipedia.org and look up PER. </p> </div> </p> i don't think you understand...i'm talking about team defense. whether he's better or not, lebron has the ability to guard more positions than kobe, and that may become important when a big, quick player or a shooter such as mikki moore or rasheed wallace starts shooting outside shots, and you want to put someone quicker on him without losing too much size.</p> and those "small sample size of games" were not pointless at all. it was actually important. </p> the two opponents they had to get past after the injury-plagued wizards were the nets and the pistons, and it's a fact that kobe underacheived against those teams. </p> Tell me, who is going to pick up for the loss in scoring on that Cavs team if kobe isn't producing 30-40 ppg every game in those series? you saw what happened to the cavs when lebron was held in check, what makes you think that wouldn't happen to the cavs with kobe, if kobe is held in check? especially if it's against two teams that have proven they can limit kobe..? </p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NTC)</div><div class='quotemain'> Guys this is the RTT topic, take the Basketball discussions / debates to the Basketball forums.</p> </p></div> </p> sorry. i didn't think it mattered...since this debate started out of a random thought anyways. i guess i don't really understand the rules of the RTT. </p> if it really matters, i'll stop talking about it...</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread Lol at some of my grammatical errors, it is 3:05 AM over here.</p> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'></p> i don't think you understand...i'm talking about team defense. whether he's better or not, lebron has the ability to guard more positions than kobe, and that may become important when a big, quick player or a shooter such as mikki moore or rasheed wallace starts shooting outside shots, and you want to put someone quicker on him without losing too much size.</div></p> The fact that we're even arguing about this is a joke. The Cavs have some very nice front court players. </p> He can guard more positions, but at a high level? Only Big Men affect team defense, wing players like LeBron are not the reason teams succeed in defense. You're just hyping things up now. </p> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'></p> and those "small sample size of games" were not pointless at all. it was actually important. </p> the two opponents they had to get past after the injury-plagued wizards were the nets and the pistons, and it's a fact that kobe underacheived against those teams.</div></p> Wizards? I didn't see those stats. Two games is not an appropriate sample size, but even if it was, you haven't provided a complete picture. I don't see Ball possessions, or TS% and such. Your information is meaningless, the playoffs are different as well. </p> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'></p> Tell me, who is going to pick up for the loss in scoring on that Cavs team if kobe isn't producing 30-40 ppg every game in those series? you saw what happened to the cavs when lebron was held in check, what makes you think that wouldn't happen to the cavs with kobe, if kobe is held in check? especially if it's against two teams that have proven they can limit kobe..? </p></div> You make absolutely no sense here. Re-Word this paragraph. Are you saying Kobe can't score? Lol he averaged 36 PPG after all-star break in the West.</p> </p> Btw, I edited that last post, I included PER and some definitions. Look at that.</p> </p>
Re: Random Thought Thread <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller)</div><div class='quotemain'>And does it matter if we have a basketball discussion here? Who cares, the RTT is suppossed to be a less strict thread imo.</div> Well,wehaveanentireBasketballsectiondedicatedsolelytobasketballdiscussion,Idontseewhythediscussionneedstotakeplaceinthisthread,whichisreallyforanythingnottodowithBasketball/Sport.</p>
Re: Random Thought Thread Well, Kanye West walked away with one award from the VMA's, 'Biggest Douchebag'</p> </p> <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="425" height="350"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-631TgPP2s" /><param name="width" value="425" /><param name="height" value="350" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-631TgPP2s" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>
Re: Random Thought Thread ^I don't blame Kanye West for being pissed off. I'd be angry too after the way MTV treated him.
Re: Random Thought Thread Get off his nuts, Swish. This is like his 3rd of 4th outburst. He's an immature dick. He makes decent music, good beats and he expects the world. He's an idiot and needs to realize that an award isn't everything. Grow the fuck up Kanye.