Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well the things is they weren't looking for workers, but my mom was able to pull some strings.</div>
    You're leaving the bold text to the imagination.
     
  2. NJNetz

    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well the things is they weren't looking for workers, but my mom was able to pull some strings.</div>

    KFC and BK weren't hiring? It's practically the same job with the same wage.
     
  3. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 25 2008, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well the things is they weren't looking for workers, but my mom was able to pull some strings.</div>

    KFC and BK weren't hiring? It's practically the same job with the same wage.
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    BK- No, they hate hiring people under 20

    KFC-To far away.

    sheesh you guys are something else.
     
  4. Brand New

    Brand New so wavy

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 25 2008, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well the things is they weren't looking for workers, but my mom was able to pull some strings.</div>
    You're leaving the bold text to the imagination.
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    A wonder what kinds of things she did....
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    BLOWJOBS FOR SURE</span>
     
  5. GMJ

    GMJ Suspended

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 25 2008, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 25 2008, 11:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 25 2008, 11:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Shake wishes he were you.</div>

    Yes! I have beaten the master.
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    Pfft, that's your opinion.

    First and third person singular past indicative was (wŭz, wŏz; wəz when unstressed), second person singular and plural and first and third person plural past indicative were (w�r), past subjunctive were, past participle been (bĭn), present participle be�ing (bē'ĭng), first person singular present indicative am (ām), second person singular and plural and first and third person plural present indicative are (�r), third person singular present indicative is (ĭz), present subjunctive be

    /me wins
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    Both are technically correct, but I changed it to 'were' because 'was' makes the sentence read like it were spoken by a hillbilly

    ...and you're not a hillbilly, are you?
     
  6. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    Now I can get an Xbox 360!
     
  7. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Yes, a born in Canada, Indian, raised in New Jersey, Hillbilly.
     
  8. NJNetz

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Now I can get an Xbox 360!</div>


    After about 6 months of work. Have fun!




    Stay in school, kids.
     
  9. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Now I can get an Xbox 360 in 6 months, if I stay at it for that long!!!!!!</div>
    Fixed.
     
  10. GMJ

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    Playing Devil's Advocate, how come you had to have the CEO sign off in order to get a job at McDonalds?
     
  11. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 25 2008, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well the things is they weren't looking for workers, but my mom was able to pull some strings.</div>
    You're leaving the bold text to the imagination.
    </div>

    HAH you win, fellow.
     
  12. bbwchingy0007

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 26 2008, 04:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Stay in school, kids.</div>

    You can get diplomas for working at McDonald's (at least in England) so technicaly he is.

    I've got an idea, I know the Prime Minister, maybe I could be a street cleaner. <span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%">IF</span> I pull some strings, that is.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (chingy0007 @ Feb 26 2008, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 26 2008, 04:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Stay in school, kids.</div>

    Y<u>ou can get diplomas for working at McDonald's (at least in England) so technicaly he is.
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    I've got an idea, I know the Prime Minister, maybe I could be a street cleaner. <span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%">IF</span> I pull some strings, that is.
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    That idea is dumb as. I'll personally be sticking with my Tesco's degree in Shelf Stacking [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 24 2008, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 24 2008, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 24 2008, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Can you really go to jail for downloading music off limewire?</div>

    Yeah of course. It's breaking the law. Don't drop the soap o.iatl
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    What are the chances of getting caught?

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    Don't worry. I'm the biggest limewire whore there is and I'm not in jail.
     
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    Combine is so overrated. I love how everyone changes their opinions on a certain player if he doesn't run a good 40 or benches less than expected. Same thing in the NBA. If the player is good in GAMES, he's a good player. What he does in these retarded scouting workouts means squat. If he performs well on the field/court, he's good. Wow, that's hard.
     
  16. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Two of my best friends (one a girl, one a guy) are about to get together. And I've liked the girl since forever, but never really tried to get with her. Now I feel weird with the two of them startin somethin.

    Should I talk to her about it? Idk, I'm figuring it'd prolly cause problems. And I like seein my friends happy, anyways.
     
  17. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (David_Ortiz @ Feb 27 2008, 12:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 24 2008, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 24 2008, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 24 2008, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Can you really go to jail for downloading music off limewire?</div>

    Yeah of course. It's breaking the law. Don't drop the soap o.iatl
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    What are the chances of getting caught?

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    Don't worry. I'm the biggest limewire whore there is and I'm not in jail.
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    A confession! Get em! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  18. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    "He's the son of a baaaaaaaaad man!"

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Feb 27 2008, 04:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Two of my best friends (one a girl, one a guy) are about to get together. And I've liked the girl since forever, but never really tried to get with her. Now I feel weird with the two of them startin somethin.

    Should I talk to her about it? Idk, I'm figuring it'd prolly cause problems. And I like seein my friends happy, anyways.</div>

    You're going to cock-block both friends?
     
  20. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 25 2008, 11:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Feb 25 2008, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My mom knows the CEO of the McDonalds over here, and she talked to him into getting me a job! I might start working Thursday.</div>
    Shake wishes he was you.
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    I like my No Frills job just fine, thank you very much.
     

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