Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by M Two One, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

  2. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 18 2008, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, Pegs would be the guy going "So... uh... guys. Did I get here the right way?"

    Or the one sitting on a computer chair masturbating to a facebook gallery.</div>

    Yeah, your mom's facebook gallery.
    </div>

    So you finally got over the facebook chick? Well, I guess that's the first step in healing!
     
  3. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    women are so bad with directions..................this lady just called me 10 times trying to find my office...........


    kinda sucks that basketball season is over with....................


    The Roots are in town 2nite, but I don't feel like paying to go see them...........

    my b-day's next Friday and I plan on having lots of fun...I'm hoping we can get a hotel room...................females included, lol

    I'm slowly trying to improve my diet....the next thing I have to give up is junk food like chips, nachos, cookies, etc....and start eating more fruits and veggies.....the only meat I've been eating since January is fish, because I'm afraid of all the additives they put in our meats nowadays.............

    this cutie real estate agent from NY just came in my office......she was complaining about how hot it was, but 92 degrees ain't shit...............she's only been here for a few days, but she'll find out what "hot" is in July and August

    I just lied my ass off to a customer, because one of our employees didn't have their paper work together for the client, lol.......it was kinda funny, at first I wasn't very convincing, but I eventually sorta "pushed" him out the door........good work Dream, good work


    soooooooooo, 2nite's my friends b-day...I have no money so I can't give him a gift, I gas tanks almost on E........so I guess we'll just be chillin.....
     
  4. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    God I can't to get the hell outta college and get a decent job............
     
  5. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

    I'm really fucking hungry.
     
  6. BasX

    BasX I Win

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jun 18 2008, 07:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm really fucking hungry.</div>
    go eat
     
  7. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 18 2008, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, Pegs would be the guy going "So... uh... guys. Did I get here the right way?"

    Or the one sitting on a computer chair masturbating to a facebook gallery.</div>

    Yeah, your mom's facebook gallery.
    </div>

    So you finally got over the facebook chick? Well, I guess that's the first step in healing!
    </div>

    Wait, the facebook chick? This sounds like it could be good.
     
  8. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    School's finally out!!
     
  9. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jun 18 2008, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ Jun 18 2008, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think it'd be hilarious to see the interaction of all of the s2 posters in the real world because of that.</div></div> i'd get everyone to line up at the bar early then when hawksfan turned up we could all shake our heads at him lol
     
  10. BasX

    BasX I Win

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legacy @ Jun 18 2008, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>School's finally out!!</div>
    after tomorrows exam, ill be FINALLY done high school, though i did kinda enjoy it
     
  11. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

    SOOOOOO BORED!!!!!


    **Hawksfan smashes his head on the table**
     
  12. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    Anyone else hate it when you see a hot girl you wanna talk to, but her parent(s) is(/are) with her?
     
  13. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 18 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Anyone else hate it when you see a hot girl you wanna talk to, but her parent(s) is(/are) with her?</div>

    Where are you picking up girls, Dairy Queen?

    BTW - Schools just now getting out, wtf...? That's nuts. I've been out since early May.

    Just ordered my Rothbury tickets. Heeeelll yeah... Snoop Dogg, 311, etc.
     
  14. BasX

    BasX I Win

    i hate it when you like/liked a girl and then her younger sister gives you dirty looks every time she sees you, yet you don't even know her and your fine with the girl you like
     
  15. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ Jun 18 2008, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 18 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Anyone else hate it when you see a hot girl you wanna talk to, but her parent(s) is(/are) with her?</div>

    Where are you picking up girls, Dairy Queen?
    </div>

    Nope, Limited Too.

    [​IMG]

    EDIT: Who made that? Becuase? wtf
     
  16. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BasX @ Jun 18 2008, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>i hate it when you like/liked a girl and then her younger sister gives you dirty looks every time she sees you, yet you don't even know her and your fine with the girl you like</div>
    probably cause they like you
     
  17. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BasX @ Jun 18 2008, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>i hate it when you like/liked a girl and then her younger sister gives you dirty looks every time she sees you, yet you don't even know her and your fine with the girl you like</div>

    I went out with a girl for a year whose younger sister hated me with a passion. And I have no clue why. She gave me dirty looks as if it was her job.
     
  18. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ Jun 18 2008, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 18 2008, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, Pegs would be the guy going "So... uh... guys. Did I get here the right way?"

    Or the one sitting on a computer chair masturbating to a facebook gallery.</div>

    Yeah, your mom's facebook gallery.
    </div>

    So you finally got over the facebook chick? Well, I guess that's the first step in healing!
    </div>

    Wait, the facebook chick? This sounds like it could be good.
    </div>

    He saw this girl at the mall in Utica. And will finding future candidates for child molestation in his area, and he wandered across to her profile. He threatened to kill her and her parents, if she didn't add him as a friend.

    He's been stalking her ever since.
     
  19. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ Jun 18 2008, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 18 2008, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 18 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, Pegs would be the guy going "So... uh... guys. Did I get here the right way?"

    Or the one sitting on a computer chair masturbating to a facebook gallery.</div>

    Yeah, your mom's facebook gallery.
    </div>

    So you finally got over the facebook chick? Well, I guess that's the first step in healing!
    </div>

    Wait, the facebook chick? This sounds like it could be good.
    </div>

    He saw this girl at the mall in Utica. And will finding future candidates for child molestation in his area, and he wandered across to her profile. He threatened to kill her and her parents, if she didn't add him as a friend.

    He's been stalking her ever since.
    </div>

    I did not threaten to kill her!!

    Only her parents.




    So...why did my friend just send me this:
    <div><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gTnheTvuq7E&"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gTnheTvuq7E&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /></embed></object></div>
    And what is it? Am I supposed to laugh? Be entertained? Think it's cute?
     
  20. GMJ

    GMJ Suspended

    I would buy everyone a round of disarono's on the rocks, then convince cpaw, ghoti, and dumpy to have a karaoke competition. Later, get into a bar-fight with Kid Chocolate and then call him an ambulance while I sneak off with Peg's facebook chick. Yinka, sorry if we wake you up when we come home, I know you have school early in the morning.

    (I know I'm like hours late on this but I just came back from work)
     

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