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Woke up today with a mouth full of blood. One of my tooth wounds opened up, while I was sleeping. Cool.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 2 2008, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Woke up today with a mouth full of blood. One of my tooth wounds opened up, while I was sleeping. Cool.</div> Well I'm pulling for you man, good luck with the braces, seriously.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 2 2008, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Woke up today with a mouth full of blood. One of my tooth wounds opened up, while I was sleeping. Cool.</div> Yeah, that's crazy. That happened to me after they did surgery on the gums where my tooth used to be.
My braces don't really hurt anymore. As long as I can continue getting women, I have no beef with them.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 2 2008, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My braces don't really hurt anymore. As long as I can continue getting women, I have no beef with them.</div> Continue? How can you continue something you never started?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>lol I didn't notice he took off his shorts the first 5 times I saw the dunk.</div> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>That's the first thing a Nets fan should look for!</div> Settle down.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 1 2008, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My fake ID has worked 4 times. LCBO, Smokes, Strip Club and 19+ Club...all the places I wanted to use it.</div> i used to work at a place that sold beer. i'd always ask for id. i'd even look at the date. beyond that i'd rarely say a thing - what am i? a detective? how am i supposed to know if it's fake, especially if i gotta close up and/or there's a big line. PS, you're mom is a whore. I was suppose to see 'journey to the center of the earth' or in my case 'journey to the centre of your mind' because a bunch of us were going to see it on mushrooms. i'm kinda glad it got canceled. there's something about knowing my son is going to be here within the year that kinda quells my appetite for drugs that don't end in 'ophen'.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>PS, you're mom is a whore.</div> Where is your house located so I can beat you up.
Yea HK, she was a hottie. PM for a pic if you want (Just HK). Lol. And "Seeing Sounds" by N.E.R.D is amazing. Buy that album. Strip Clubs aren't that great half an hour before they close. All the good strippers are gone.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 3 2008, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>PS, you're mom is a whore.</div> Where is your house located so I can beat you up. </div> my house? why it's located at 1185 ifuckedyomom avenue. it's kinda hard to find but if you've hit shakesmomlikesbumsex road, you've gone too far.
Get down here you geriatric old fuck! I'll shove that hearing aid so far up your ass, you'll hear your small intestine while it makes shit!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Aug 3 2008, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh crap. I forgot to come to your party, GMJ. I actually was gonna show up. Buttnaked.</div> You could have actually said that you were there and I would have been forced to believe you. I still cannot find my pants.
Here's the situation. My parents are paying $800 a year for Geico Car Insurance. I'm going to be taking the road test in several weeks. When I get my license, by how much is the insurance going to increase?
