Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. Kid Chocolate

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    They called me Mao ZeBigDong.
     
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    Where do you think I got GMJigga from? That GM stands for Grand Master, son. Light is provided through sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form. Given sight to the blind, the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum; death only one can save self from; this relentless attack of the track spares none.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Aug 5 2008, 02:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So for all of you heading off to college - Do you know how to do your own laundry?</div>
    Yup, already do my own laundry. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 6 2008, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jacoby_Ellsbury @ Aug 6 2008, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You know what I hate? Tinnies. Those things drive me nuts.</div>
    An aluminum foil pipe? Never heard it called that before but I've used it a few times. They do suck ass, probably the worst way to smoke weed I've ever tried. The best are water bongs. A 1/3 full water bottle, 3" by 3" aluminum foil, and a pen and you have a cheap ass but extremely effective bong. Takes like 2 min to make and is really high quality considering its made out of household items.
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    Yeah, the tin foil shit. What sucks is it doesn't work nearly as well as other methods AND the foil conducts the heat when its lit, so the thing gets white-hot after a while. But I have to hang on to it, because if I drop my friend's weed he'll kill me.


    You ever used a triple bong? That thing will **** you up good.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 7 2008, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Where do you think I got GMJigga from? That GM stands for Grand Master, son. Light is provided through sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form. Given sight to the blind, the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum; death only one can save self from; this relentless attack of the track spares none.</div>
    I always thought it stood for General Motors.
     
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    ew, really? General Motors Jigga is just silly
     
  7. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 6 2008, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 6 2008, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hmmm just googled Zac Efron and that is easily the gayest mop I've ever seen in my 18 years.

    On a slightly related note I'm growing mine out again. Its gonne be even longer than I used to have it and it'll look like Jim Morrison or Bret from Flight of the Conchords because my hair starts to curl after it grows about 4-5 inches.

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    When I had it long I didn't "do" anything to it. I showered every morning because I wanted it to smell good and get all the oily shit out of there. After that I just brushed it. I'm not gonna lie though when I had long hair this shit made my hair silky ass smooth:

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    Way to bash gay-mops, and then post two pictures of gay-mops. [​IMG]
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    You think Jim Morrison's hair is gay? dude had to fight women off with a stick back in the day. His hair is badass.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Aug 6 2008, 09:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Weed today or from the 70's? Which you prefer?

    I prefer the 70's weed. Not as crazily potent.</div>
    Obviously never had weed from the 70s lol. According to my sister the stuff today is waaaaaaaaayyyyyy more potent than the stuff from the 80s and 90s so I'm sure it puts the 70s stuff to shame. I live in the Bay Area though and I've been told the weed here is more potent (in some cases a lot more potent) than in pretty much any other area. Its practically legal around here.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You ever used a triple bong? That thing will **** you up good.</div>
    No.
     
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    Jim Morrison = not gay, but stick your thumb over his face and picture that hair on an average dude. Yikes.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 7 2008, 12:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Jim Morrison = not gay, but stick your thumb over his face and picture that hair on an average dude. Yikes.</div>
    You know how I know you're gay?

    Rhetorical question btw.
     
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    hey wait a minute, I hate Coldplay.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ Aug 7 2008, 01:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 7 2008, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Where do you think I got GMJigga from? That GM stands for Grand Master, son. Light is provided through sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form. Given sight to the blind, the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum; death only one can save self from; this relentless attack of the track spares none.</div>
    I always thought it stood for General Motors.
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    I thought it stood for Girly Man
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 7 2008, 01:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ew, really? General Motors Jigga is just silly</div>
    I dunno some people love their cars or certain car companies. and GM is a pretty well known acronym for General Motors.
     
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    And that's why Rod Benson is a real OG
     
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    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    When are they finally going to have The Dark Knight DVD screener...jeez?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Aug 7 2008, 09:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ Aug 7 2008, 01:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 7 2008, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Where do you think I got GMJigga from? That GM stands for Grand Master, son. Light is provided through sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form. Given sight to the blind, the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum; death only one can save self from; this relentless attack of the track spares none.</div>
    I always thought it stood for General Motors.
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    I thought it stood for Girly Man
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Aug 7 2008, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>[​IMG]

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    And that's why Rod Benson is a real OG</div>

    LOL where did you find that, his non-yahoo blog?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 7 2008, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Aug 7 2008, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>[​IMG]

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    And that's why Rod Benson is a real OG</div>

    LOL where did you find that, his non-yahoo blog?
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    Actually, his facebook. I facebook stalk him. He's supercool with it, too. He actually asks me to do it.

    I just came from my friend's house. I almost lost 20 bucks after I dropped it outside her house. I found it though, thank god. I probably shouldn't be posting, but oh well.
     
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    being facebook friends with Pops Mensah-Bonsu and Anthony Spencer > being facebook friends with Rod Benson
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 8 2008, 01:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>being facebook friends with Pops Mensah-Bonsu and Anthony Spencer > being facebook friends with Rod Benson</div>

    False, fail. I don't even know who Anthony Spencer is.

    Roddie still has 10x better pics than the both of them.

    I gotta pee!
     

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